I don’t know who this model Antonia Wesseloh is, I just know that she’s in Marie Claire Italy, and that I dig the vibe of this shoot, because it’s weird, has a fashion spin on poor white trash, and poor white trash is all I really know, mainly because poor white trash girls are all I really ever fuck…they are desperate, scabby from the meth, you know how it is…. I assume this Antonia Wesseloh is from Germany, where planes crash…but I could be wrong because I’m more into looking at the pics…all they are missing is some teen pregnancy, some cold sores, some canned corn and some broken dreams, not that white trash have dreams, they are more simple and into perpetuating that poor trailer park hell that they live.. The post Antonia Wesseloh for Marie Claire Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never watched wrestling. Even as a young kid, I was more into playing with Barbies, washing their hair and telling them they were pretty girls, ass I rubbed their pussy mound and nippleless tits, as people around me would call me a little faggot, when really I was just practicing ripping off panties for when I was older.. I just thought dudes on dudes, especially coupled with bad acting was homoerotic and beneath me. I preferred my boners to come from inanimate objects.. But I do remember the Bushwackers, and apparently they were inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and in keeping things as classy as Wrestling, you know the lowest form of sport, loved by immigrants and white supremicists in their trailer parks alike…Rick’s Cabaret, a publicly traded strip club I would buy shares in just because investing in a strip club is funny to me, threw them a party… Here are some of the pics…also funny to me… The post Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis… All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty.. The post Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome… She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life? That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.
We thought we knew everything there was to know about the life and times of Kim Kardashian. In the last few days, however, we’ve learned about her past, and dare we say – it’s all making us like her a lot more: First we saw video of Kim when she was 13 and acting a fool at her eighth grade graduation. It seems the revelation that she was as corny and annoying as the rest of us in her middle school years has only helped her reputation. Next, we learned that Kim cringes when she looks at photos from her doofy phase, a feeling most of us can certainly relate to. But Kim’s revelations of adolescent awkwardness didn’t end there. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Kim reveals that she had a teenage infatuation millions of women worldwide can relate to: “Kourtney and I actually shared a room at one point, growing up,” Kim said. “I loved Johnny Depp. I was obsessed with him.” “She was really into Leonardo DiCaprio, so we had cutouts of them on our wall next to our Michael Jackson posters.” Okay, is Kim running for office or something? What’s with all the relatable stories about how she was just a normal kid and wasn’t actually incredibly spoiled growing up. Earlier this week, Kim even said North West will have to get a job some day to buy the things she wants…just like Kim did. We don’t know if we totally buy that young Kim used to save her paychecks to buy posters of Johnny Depp, but at least she’s trying to come off as normal. She’s turning into the anti-Gwyneth Paltrow, and that’s something we can definitely get behind. Kim Kardashian Instagram Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture This is a photo of Kim Kardashian’s cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We’re sure you already knew.
I’m assuming that none of you degenerates currently subscribe to Marie Claire , but not to worry, because I’ve got the sexy cover shoot that Cameron Diaz did for the November issue for you all to drool over anyway. So enjoy these, along with the fact that I just saved you from having to make up some phony excuse to go to your doctor’s office just to check these pictures out. You’re welcome.
Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time… The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does.. What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage… She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.
According to a pair of hilarious new reports, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have rebounded from each other in a couple unexpected ways. First, Pattinson apparently hooked up with Katy Perry at Coachella. Now, Star Magazine is writing that Stewart is involved in a serious relationship with Alicia Cargile. Yes, that’s a female. Kristen Stewart: Dating Alicia Cargile? A romance supposedly began between the close friends after Alicia comforted Kristen following her crushing split from Pattinson last May. The pals have dropped hints about the relationship by frequently stepping out on different occasions wearing the same clothes…. something mere female friends never, ever do. “Love is love to Kristen,” alleges a Star source. “She’s really happy with Alicia.” If this story is somehow true, hey, cool. No judgments here! While Pattinson has been linked to a few women since Robsten’s split (most recently someone named Cleo Wade ), Stewart has remained very single. So if she’s happy, we’re happy! 24 Beautiful Photos of Kristen Stewart Open Slideshow 1. Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old! View As List 1. Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old! 2. Pretty Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart is in a colorful mood for this Marie Claire image. It is courtesy of the magazine’s March 2014 issue. 3. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Pic Kristen Stewart poses here for Marie Claire. She is featured in the March 2014 edition. 4. Kristen Stewart in Black and White Kristen Stewart goes black and white for this Marie Claire photo. She’s looking good! 5. Kristen Stewart Topless Ad You can’t see anything. But Kristen Stewart is topless in this ad for Balenciaga’s Rosabotanica fragrance. 6. Kristen Stewart in a Cap This is a photo of Kristen Stewart in Los Angeles. She’s trying to lay low. 7. Kristen Stewart with a Smirk Hey, is that a smile on the face of Kristen Stewart?!? We don’t see it very often. 8. Kristen Stewart Fashion Week Photo Kristen Stewart is in Paris for Fashion Week in this photo. We’re digging her look. 9. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at Coachella Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stroll around Coachella in this photo. They are totally together! 10. Dark Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart goes dark here at the 2013 MET Gala. The theme was punk. She fit right in. 11. Kristen Stewart on Kids Choice Carpet Kristen Stewart hangs out here at the Kids Choice Awards. And, look, she’s almost smiling! 12. Kristen Stewart Oscars Look Kristen Stewart looks over her shoulder in this photo. It was snapped at the 2013 Oscars. 13. Kristen Stewart at Academy Awards Kristen Stewart looks on here during the 2013 Academy Awards. She didn’t fare so well later on when she presented a trophy. 14. Kristen Stewart in Germany Kristen Stewart waves here to fans in Germany. They love her over there. 15. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Wedding Rumor Yes! The Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart wedding is back on! We can’t wait! 16. Kristen Stewart V Photo Looking darn good, Kristen Stewart! This is a photo from V magazine. 17. Twilight Saga Scene Twilight Saga fans have followed the journey of Bella and Edward. Which of these films was your favorite? 18. Kristen Stewart Breaking Dawn Poster Forever. That word sums up both Bella Swan and Breaking Dawn Part 2, which brought The Twilight Saga to a close. 19. Kristen Stewart in Thought Kristen Stewart looks lost in thought here, doesn’t she? Probably thinking about Robert Pattinson naked. 20. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Australia Cover Kristen Stewart covers this issue of Marie Claire Australia. She looks rather good, doesn’t she? 21. Kristen Stewart Bikini Picture Kristen Stewart in a great bikini picture from back in the day. Love it. 22. Kristen in Glamour Kristen Stewart in Glamour magazine. Hottie. 23. Scowling Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart is not typically one to smile on the red carpet. As you can see in this photograph, which was snapped in Spain. 24. Kristen Stewart Waving She may have felt awkward inside, but Kristen Stewart waves to fans here at the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2.
Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy… It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam… So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage… I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!
