Iggy Azalea booked a campaign for a pretty major clothing company…because that’s what happens when you become relevant… Relevant for being a viral video making, female rapping hit, even if the level of authenticity to what she does is practically non existent… You see, she was pretending she was this hard-up australian hooker, before coming to America where she just happened to get a record deal…because moving to America is so fucking easy for hookers, but more importantly, so is landing record deals, everyone’s got one who’s ever wanted one…right? There’s a backstory, that I assume involves fucking the right black man with her thickness, that is trendy….because most hookers don’t line up this for themselves, because most hookers end up in the fucking fucking ditch somewhere….. Either way, here’s her campaign…and it sucks…considering her music videos are a whole lot more porny…. [gallery
Tamara Weijenberg is a model and she is in Marie Claire Spain… I don’t know anything about her, from what I have found out with my extensive research…she’s from Amsterdam, she’s tall as fuck, and she poses in bikini bottoms, which apparently, is totally enough for me to think she is relevant enough to promote for free… I mean this bitch isn’t’ even going to tweet me a thank you, or email me a thank you for helping put her out there. There will be no gift basket, no love letters, no invitation to her fucking birthday party…she won’t bake me a cake, or send me a pic of asshole, it’s all fucking take take take with these fame whore bitches…well one day…some dude will take what he wants from them….and that person won’t be me, because I won’t remember who this Tamara chick is in 5 minutes and I have better things to do with her…like nap.
Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked…. They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers… And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.
Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are fueling speculation that they are going to get engaged, and sometime soon. Oddsmakers in the UK are even banking on it. After appearing together for the second time in three days last weekend, Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are looking like they may soon take the plunge. On Friday, Cressida joined Harry at an official function, and they looked cozy together. Sunday, she was pictured gazing up at him as they enjoyed a rugby game. As a result, odds for Harry, 29, popping the question to Cress, 25, this year have now been cut to only 8:1, says the British betting and gaming firm, Ladbrokes. Yes, you can actually wager on whether that happens in 2014. No word what the line is on William getting Kate Middleton pregnant again by the end of the year, but little George may have a cousin sooner rather than later. Not to say Harry and Bonas are totally fast-tracking this thing. Oddsmakers believe it unlikely the duo will walk down the aisle in 2014. Those odds are 20:1. “The more Cressida is spotted with Harry, the more [customers] are convinced an engagement is in the cards ,” says PR expert Jessica Bridge of Ladbrokes. There is also growing speculation that Cressida will join Harry and the rest of the royals at their Scottish retreat Balmoral in the summer, which could be big. No official line on that one yet … but stay tuned. Cressida Bonas to Marry Prince Harry? Prince Harry Proposing to Cressida Bonas?
Michael Jordan… Tiger Woods… Kristen Stewart?!? When it comes to reconciling with Robert Pattinson , many fans of this actress have been screaming at Stewart to just do it . But Nike is reportedly sending this message to the star for a very different reason: the shoe giant wants her to sign an endorsement deal. “It’s no secret how much Kristen loves Nikes ,” a source tells Radar. “She often changes into a pair of Nikes after walking the red carpet in heels.” Stewart, however, is notoriously shy and is hesitant to have her face (or feet) splashed on billboards around the nation. “It’s not the easiest deal to make, as Kristen has shunned dozens of offers to endorse products since her rise to fame in the Twilight films,” the insider adds. “Also, Kristen already makes a ton of money because she gets a little piece of the Twilight merchandise… She’s terribly self-conscious about seeing her face on products.” She can’t be that self-conscious, of course. Take note of this Kristen Stewart topless ad for Balenciaga’s Rosabotanica fragrance. Nike, of course, is best known for cutting deals with basketball players, golfers and disgraced Tour de France champions. “But the company obviously wants to broaden its base from athletes to actors, and, in particular, appeal to young women,” the source concluded. “Nike execs believe that with her tomboy cool image, Kristen would be the perfect celebrity spokeswoman to create some new excitement about the brand.” Possibly. She has lost a sizable chunk of her fan base, however, after she applied Nike’s “Just Do It” slogan to kissing Rupert Sanders . Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Cover Kristen Stewart covers this issue of Marie Claire. And she looks mighty pretty while doing so, doesn’t she? View As List 1. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Cover Kristen Stewart covers this issue of Marie Claire. And she looks mighty pretty while doing so, doesn’t she? 2. Kristen Stewart in Marie Claire Hello there, Kristen Stewart. This is a photo from the March 2014 issue of Marie Claire. 3. Kristen Stewart Grows Serious Kristen Stewart strikes a serious pose in this Marie Claire photo. Then again, what else is new? 4. Pretty Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart is in a colorful mood for this Marie Claire image. It is courtesy of the magazine’s March 2014 issue. 5. Kristen Stewart Marie Claire Pic Kristen Stewart poses here for Marie Claire. She is featured in the March 2014 edition. 6. Kristen Stewart in Black and White Kristen Stewart goes black and white for this Marie Claire photo. She’s looking good!
Bree Walker finds herself making news instead of breaking it. The former KCBS news anchor in Los Angeles was arrested early Wednesday morning on suspicion of drunk driving, according to the Anaheim police. She was pulled just past midnight after making an illegal left turn. Sgt. Tim Schmidt says officers on the scene smelled alcohol on Walker’s breath and that the “disheveled” 61-year old’s eyes were “blood-shot and watery.” Walker was arrested after failing a field sobriety test and taken to the Anaheim police station where she submitted to a blood test and was released four hours later. Walker anchored in Los Angeles throughout 1980s and 1990s and, prior to that, she worked at Channel 10 in San Diego. 38 Scandalous Celebrity Mug Shots Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something. 2. Nick Nolte Mug Shot This is an all-time classic. 3. Reese Witherspoon Mug Shot Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth pose for mug shots here after arrests in Atlanta in April 2013. 4. Jenelle Evans Mugshots Jenelle Evans alone could have a mug shot slideshow. 5. Lindsay Lohan Mug Shots Ditto Lindsay Lohan. 6. Young Jeezy Mugshot Young Jeezy was arrested in early 2014 and charged with beating up his own son. This is the rapper’s latest mug shot. 7. Rip Torn Mug Shot Great actor but a crazy drunk. 8. New Flavor Flav Mug Shot Flavor Flav was arrested in early 2014. This is the rapper’s mug shot. 9. Lisa Robin Kelly Mug Shot Lisa Robin Kelly got in trouble with the law often before passing away. This is one of her mug shots. 10. Sharkeisha Mug Shot Sharkeisha Tyeshia Thompson is the girl whose punch out of a rival girl went viral. If this is her, it’s her mug shot. 11. George Zimmerman Mug Shot George Zimmerman’s latest mug shot. He was arrested after a disturbance call. 12. DMX Mug Shot DMX has so many mug shots you have to title them by month AND year. Always a good sign. 13. Dina Lohan Mug Shot This is Dina Lohan’s mugshot. She got popped for DUI on September 12, 2013. 14. 2 Chainz Mug Shot This is 2 Chainz’s mugshot following his arrest after a tour bus standoff with cops in August 2013. 15. Scott Storch Mug Shot This is Scott Storch. His mug shot was taken after an arrest for cocaine in 2012. 16. Lil Scrappy Mug Shot Lil Scrappy’s mug shot. Good times right there. For us, obviously. Not Scraps. 17. Chief Keef Mug Shot Chief Keef was arrested on drug charges in May 2013. This is his mug shot. 18. Chad Johnson Mug Shot Chad Johnson’s mug shot, May 2013 style. Guy is getting quite the rep. 19. O.J. Simpson Mug Shot O.J. Simpson’s new mug shot. Dude will never go away. 20. Alexis Neiers Mug Shot This is Alexis Neiers’ mug shot. One of them anyway. 21. Nicole Richie Mug Shot Hot!!! 22. Vince Vaughn Mug Shot Nice one, Vince. 23. Mel Gibson Mug Shot Good ol’ Mel, right after he blamed all the world’s problems on Jews and asked Sugar Tits what she’s lookin’ at. 24. Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot This is the Lindsay Lohan mugshot from her most recent DUI arrest. She belongs in jail for a long time. 25. Paris Hilton Mug Shot The booking photo from when Paris turned herself in. 26. June Shannon Mug Shot June Shannon is the mother of Honey Boo Boo. She was booked in 2008 on charges of theft. 27. Randy Travis Mug Shot Randy Travis’ amazing mug shot after he was arrested for nakedly driving, then threatening a cop in August 2012. Allegedly. 28. Mischa Barton Mug Shot The Mischa Barton mug shot has been released! The singer was busted for DUI on December 27, 2007. What a shock! Mischa Barton is totally a good girl… not. 29. Pitbull Mug Shot Alleged rapper Pitbull was arrested in Miami for DUI. This mug shot of Pitbull was released shortly thereafter. 30. Heidi Fleiss Mug Shot This Heidi Fleiss mug shot was taken February 7, 2008, in Pahrump, Nevada. We’re serious. It was, and that is a real place. Heidi Fleiss is lookin’ hot, wouldn’t you say? 31. Floyd Mayweather Mugshot This is Floyd Mayweather. His 2012 mugshot is not as happy as some of the ones in the past. 32. Jenna Jameson Mug Shot Jenna Jameson is accustomed to money shots. But she poses here for a mug shot after getting booked for DUI. 33. Unabomber Mug Shot The mug shot of the Unabomber, a.k.a. Ted Kaczynski. Good thing this dude got busted. 34. George Zimmerman Mug Shot This is George Zimmerman, the man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin. He has not been charged with a crime in that case. 35. Kate Major Mug Shot Kate Major is crazy. This is one of her recent mug shots. 36. Jerry Sandusky Mug Shot Jerry Sandusky has been arrested on multiple child abuse charges. This is the mug shot of the former Penn State defensive coordinator. 37. Dr. Conrad Murray Mug Shot Dr. Conrad Murray poses for his mug shot after he was sentenced to four years in prison for involuntary manslaughter. 38. Michael Lohan Mug Shot Michael Lohan’s latest booking photo. He now has six to Lindsay’s five. 39. Bree Walker Mug Shot Bree Walker is a news anchor in Los Angeles. She was arrested for DUI in early 2014.
Seriously, Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian who?!? Kendall and Kylie Jenner are dominating this family’s headlines these days, with Kendall showing off her boobs for New York Fashion Week and Kendall flaunting her bikini body online. Hmmm… we wonder where they learned all that from? The sisters are featured in the March issue of Marie Claire Mexico, with Kylie telling the magazine that they aim to inspire with all their actions. “We definitely try to set the best example we can,” she says. “Sometimes we have to take a step back and realize that with the opportunities we have, we also have a lot of power to change things.” How are they using that power in this pictorial? By posing in some high-end duds, of course! Check out the photos now: Kendall and Kylie Jenner in Marie Claire Mexico Open Slideshow 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Marie Claire Mexico Kendall and Kylie Jenner grace the pages of Marie Claire Mexico. They want to leave their sisters’ shadows behind. View As List 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Marie Claire Mexico Kendall and Kylie Jenner grace the pages of Marie Claire Mexico. They want to leave their sisters’ shadows behind. 2. Kendall Jenner in a Bra Kendall Jenner is now 18 years old. And she is taking full advantage of that fact. 3. Matching Jenners Kim and Khloe who?!? Kendall and Kylie are ready to make their own headlines. 4. Marie Claire Mexico Picture The Jenners are featured in the March 2014 issue of Marie Claire Mexico. They strike elegant poses for the magazine. 5. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Magazine Pic Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner are not twins. But it’s easy to make that mistake here. 6. Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Marie Claire Kylie and Kendall Jenner strike a rather similar strike a rather similar pose here for the March 2014 edition of Marie Claire Mexico. 7. Kendall and Kylie Jenner on Marie Claire Kendall and Kylie Jenner cover this issue of Marie Claire. They both have bright modeling futures.
Seriously, Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian who?!? Kendall and Kylie Jenner are dominating this family’s headlines these days, with Kendall showing off her boobs for New York Fashion Week and Kendall flaunting her bikini body online. Hmmm… we wonder where they learned all that from? The sisters are featured in the March issue of Marie Claire Mexico, with Kylie telling the magazine that they aim to inspire with all their actions. “We definitely try to set the best example we can,” she says. “Sometimes we have to take a step back and realize that with the opportunities we have, we also have a lot of power to change things.” How are they using that power in this pictorial? By posing in some high-end duds, of course! Check out the photos now: Kendall and Kylie Jenner in Marie Claire Mexico Open Slideshow 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Marie Claire Mexico Kendall and Kylie Jenner grace the pages of Marie Claire Mexico. They want to leave their sisters’ shadows behind. View As List 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Marie Claire Mexico Kendall and Kylie Jenner grace the pages of Marie Claire Mexico. They want to leave their sisters’ shadows behind. 2. Kendall Jenner in a Bra Kendall Jenner is now 18 years old. And she is taking full advantage of that fact. 3. Matching Jenners Kim and Khloe who?!? Kendall and Kylie are ready to make their own headlines. 4. Marie Claire Mexico Picture The Jenners are featured in the March 2014 issue of Marie Claire Mexico. They strike elegant poses for the magazine. 5. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Magazine Pic Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner are not twins. But it’s easy to make that mistake here. 6. Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Marie Claire Kylie and Kendall Jenner strike a rather similar strike a rather similar pose here for the March 2014 edition of Marie Claire Mexico. 7. Kendall and Kylie Jenner on Marie Claire Kendall and Kylie Jenner cover this issue of Marie Claire. They both have bright modeling futures.
Claudia Schiffer may be in her 40s, but she was one of those supermodels in an era before instagram, when you actually needed to be chosen and needed to be professional on set, and needed to work fucking hard in order to make the millions…you know before one topless scene in a music video allowed your bird face to be the highest paid, biggest deal, since the fat one got too fat for Sample Size clothing…. She represents and era that’s long gone, when the media fed us people and we had no choice to collectively decide if they were good or not, and for some reason that represents a simpler time, because the masses and general public shouldn’t be responsible for deciding anything, because they are fucking idiots – proven by everything that is popular now… At least when the industry chooses their hits, things like Claudia Schiffer happen…. Here she is revisiting modelling in Marie Claire UK…hiding her old face but still lovely enough for me, even knowing David Copperfield’s best illusion was making his dick disappear inside her….
