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Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards… Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home… A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo… A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls… Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it… The post Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wildfox Girls by Mark Hunter of the Day

Here are some models named… Jena Goldsack, Alyssah Ali and Clare Settje, showing their bare asses for a clothing brand, because this is the porn generation, these hipsters are the new hippies and believe in free and open love, and most importantly, getting naked together, and even more important that the most imposrtantly, they all have bush and fucking love bush… So despite Wildfox being designed for cool girls, I like to think they are really speaking to us, because young girl asses…we’re talking three bare asses in their marketing program…is a great sign of the future…filled with nudity on TV and nudity being accepted…thanks to people like Larry Flynt who got paralyzed defending this…so that 30 years later it can just be thrown around so easily…the way it’s supposed to be… That’s all I have to say about that.

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The Super Bowl Happened For Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t watch sports. I find the whole thing insane. The idea of a laziness that involves spending your day sitting on a couch looking at a bunch of dudes trying to throw a ball over a line, based on stupid rules for no functional purpose, other than just a game….is insane enough of a concept…but then turn it into a billion dollar business and my brain just can’t process it. I mean, it’d be more interesting to spend your day jerking off to girls you sext at least there is some level of activity involved. What really amazes me, is that people think that they have to watch the Super Bowl, like it is the event of the fucking year, and more importantly, non football fans get in on this bullshit too, and not just because they like free snacks and beer at a friend’s house, but because they get to see Katy Perry Perform: She even got a tattoo to mark this moment in her career like a tween she pretends to be, despite what her cankles are telling us. Here’s the highlight of the performance – The Creeper: And they get to see the fucking ads, which is even more fucking crazy. How owned are we by these evil billion dollar corporations, we don’t just make them rich as fuck, we also anxiously await their marketing messages in their big budget ads, that they can only afford because we’re fucking idiots. CLICK MORE TO SEE THE ADS: The Celebrity Endorsements: Lindsay Lohan for Esurance Bryan Cranston for Esurance Kim Kardashian for T. Mobile Kate Upton in Game of War Liam Neeson in Clash of Clans The Movie Trailers: Jurassic World Tomorrow Land Furious 7 Terminator Ted 2 The Brands: BMW Carl’s Jr Snickers Kia: Doritos The Insane: Childhood Death Via CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dead from her Bali Mosquito Aids of the Day

In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy. Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…

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50 Cent Says ‘Empire’ Copied His ‘Power’ Marketing Model

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50 Cent has accused the new FOX television series, Empire of copying the marketing for his Starz program, Power. The rapper made this accusation on…

50 Cent Says ‘Empire’ Copied His ‘Power’ Marketing Model

Kid Puts Porn CD on in Walmart and Other VIdeos of the Day

Girl Gets Punched in the Face at a Party How to Get a Broken Leg Undercover Cop VS a Girl

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Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom… All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day

Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign…. It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..

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Lady Gaga is in some Weird Sheer Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a weirdo sheer outfit that framed her nipple in a way the paparazzi couldn’t miss what she was doing…. I call this her marketing campaign. Her attempt to come across as an obscure artist, when really she’s just an insecure girl who’s insecurity got her to a place where people actually bought into her, all while using some stupid, well thought out, but still stupid act, producing really commercial, even brainwashing pop music, allowing her to feel that level of acceptance, and love her broken down face always wanted….but I would say, with a lack of authenticity, it’s not really that sustainable, I could be wrong, seeing as people are retards and bought into it the first time, but every time I see her now, doing shit like this, I think, she’s reaching hard…hoping to keep relevant…and as long as there are nipples involved I am all for it…because I like nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Sampaio’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is getting bad press for being too skinny…even though she’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or maybe the fat feminist lesbians are legitimately disgusted by her and her fast metabolism because she chooses not to get fat like them…but more importantly…she gets paid for not being fat like them…and then she ends up in campaigns that tell girls it is ok to be skinny…in fact…it is probably healthy to be skinny…and you don’t need to be anorexic to be skinny…you can work out and eat well…but I guess McDonalds wants none of that… Well, Victoria’s Secret does, because she was on set shooting PINK…and I think she looks awesome, but then again, I don’t think models should be fat, I don’t think any girls should be fat, and her skinny little body has a perfectly round ass I’d like to try to suffocate on before using her as a toothpick…skinny bitch I want more of this… Protection is the key! ?????? @rachelhilbert @makky15 @sash19 @vspink Une photo publiée par Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 5:03 PST Here’s a little Dance Video… DANNNCE OFFF!!!!! @sarasampaio @sash19 Une vidéo publiée par Rachel Hilbert (@rachelhilbert) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 8:48 PST TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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