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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Kim Kardashian is the Human Bathroom of the Day

This is actually funny to me. It is rare that this celebrity bullshit I write about every day ever makes me laugh… There’s just not campaign that makes more sense for a celebrity to be endorsing…you know it is so appropriate that you’d expect to see this on some stupid sketch comedy shot and not in real life…it is one of those things you’d think she’d have turned down and fired her agent for the sick joke when it landed on her desk and read “you will be promoting the Charmin toilet paper’s Bathroom” campaign, in a “come on guys, the jokes getting old” kinda way, you know because she is a fucking bathroom at least when she’s filming a sex tape….and that she’s had more black man urine on her than the toilets at Cook County Jail or pretty much all prisons combined for that matter…cuz getting pissed on is just the kind of degrading she loves…not that I am against pissing on girls…I’ve done it many fucking times….but I’ve never been able to organize a special event sponsored by a toilet paper company to draw attention to the fact that bitch likes being pissed on…I’m not a celebrity with big budgets and I don’t now corporations down to co-brand with a porn slut in unprotected sex videis, but I have pointed and laughed at the slut when introducing her to my friends. Either way, this is one of those you can’t write jokes better than this, I mean unless you’re the marketing exec who snuck this one in without anyone noticing…good work….she just looks like she feels so at home….like she’s finally found her calling….like she’s one step closer to be an honorary toilet from the toilet paper people…It is like winning the World Series or more appropriate Superbowl in her field…get it? Yeah, I know I’m a genius…

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Wal-Mart Senior VP Chokes Up Talking Sustainability (Video)

Curveballs aplenty at the special session “Market-based Solutions for Protecting the Environment” at the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. The panel, which included Matt Kistler, the Senior Vice President of Marketing Wal-Mart, Dr. Sanjayan and the lead scientist for the Nature Conservancy, convened to discuss how business can address issues like water shortages and climate change, and turn a profit in the process. The biggest surprise came at the end of the session, when Kistler teared up discussing the vast scope pursuing sustainability and addressing climate change presents. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Donnis To Join Matt & Kim On Tour

‘They’re like the king and queen of hipster music,’ upstart Atlanta MC says of hitting the road with dance/punk duo for a few October dates. By Jayson Rodriguez Donnis Photo: MTV News Donnis is a busy man these days, he recently put out two mixtapes: The Invitation, hosted by DJ Holiday and Infamous, and Fashionably Late helmed by Clinton Sparks, DJ Ill Will and Rockstar. Now the Atlanta rapper has just put the finishing touches on his first EP, also titled Fashionably Late and due September 28. Donnis shot a video with BBGun (the Roots, J.Cole) for “Tonight,” the first offering from the EP, in Tokyo. The location is significant because Donnis was once stationed in the region while serving in the military. And now the upstart is gearing up to head out on tour with dance/punk duo Matt & Kim. “We’re about to do the East Coast and the whole southern region,” Donnis told MTV News. “It’s something a little different for me. A lot of people are like, ‘Why are Matt & Kim and Donnis going on tour?’ But I’m a huge fan of theirs and they’re a huge fan of mine. At first I was like, ‘I don’t know.’ But we have a great relationship and I’m a huge fan of their music. I think a lot of people are a huge fan of their music . A lot of people talk about hipster music, and they’re like the king and queen of hipster music, so it’s awesome to be rolling with them. I’m excited.” The tour is a promo run for the release of Matt & Kim’s Sidewalks album and it kicked off this week landing in Columbus Ohio on Friday (September 17). Donnis will join the bill on October 14 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and stay on through the October 31 date in New York. Tour dates, according to Matt & Kim’s label:

Spill Some Oil, Vent Some Rage with InstantOilSpill.com

Image Credit: InstantOilSpill.com The anger at BP over the past three months has been expressed in a lot of ways: calls to boycott the company into bankruptcy . A competition to redesign BP’s logo . Even a tarring and feathering . Few, however, have been as cathartic as InstantOilSpill.com , whic… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Hilary Duff + Spandex = A Good Idea

All the hard work by the marketing department over at The Spandex Company has really paid off because their product is being represented extremely well this week. First Megan Fox’s incredible tight little ass was neatly packaged in to a pair of leggings, and now Hilary Duff has taken up the cause and wrapped her sweet behind in the magical material. Well done. These are probably the same guys who decided that a contest where chicks in white t-shirts had pitchers of water dumped on them was a good idea. Brilliant!

REVIEW: Toy Story 3 Brings Series to Brilliant, Bittersweet Close

The problem with sequels isn’t always, necessarily, that they’re worse than the movies they’re piggybacking onto. Some — The Godfather, Part II, The Empire Strikes Back — actually improve on their predecessors. The worst thing about sequels is the air of desperation about them, which often starts gathering long before they’re actually released. Particularly in this economic climate, everyone in Hollywood wants a hit, so the marketing machines for big summer sequels kick in early and hard. As a way of protecting ourselves from disappointment or, worse yet, heartbreak, moviegoers tend to respond with a mix of anticipation and suspicion. Which is why, in the past few months, plenty of us have been asking, “Do we really need a Toy Story 3?”

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SocialMediaDaily.com Video Update #1 – Michelle MacPhearson

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T-Pain Thinks ‘American Idol’ Could Help Him Sell More Records

‘I don’t know if they let you use Auto-Tune, but if they do, I’m a shoo-in,’ he tells MTV News. By Jayson Rodriguez T-Pain Photo: MTV News T-Pain is diligently at work on his next album, but it seems like the Tampa, Florida, native is already thinking about the marketing plan for the project. ” Revolver is coming,” he told MTV News on Saturday, backstage at Chris Brown’s “Virginia Stand Up!” benefit concert . “We’re just trying to see. … It’s hard to sell records unless you’re Susan Boyle, I guess. Nobody is selling records. “I should compete on ‘American Idol’ the way they’re selling records when they come off of there,” T-Pain laughed. “I need to be a part of that competition. I don’t know if they let you use Auto-Tune, but if they do, I’m a shoo-in. I’m two shoes in! I’m a pair of shoes in.” The computer-aided crooner hasn’t released a project since he was embroiled in a pseudo-feud with Jay-Z after the rapper released his single “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune).” Pain initially announced his follow-up to 2008’s Thr33 Ringz would be Revolver, although he flirted with the title UBER. But that project, which he said was going to be released last year, appears to have been shelved. Recently, T-Pain announced that plans for a joint album with Lil Wayne are now on hold following the rapper’s incarceration. He told MTV News in March that it didn’t make sense to rush the project while Wayne was preparing to begin his prison sentence. “The T-Wayne album, we’re actually gonna wait until he gets out,” Pain said at the time. “He has so much going on. He has Rebirth out right now. I don’t wanna interrupt that. We just gonna wait until he gets out to really get in on that. We recorded a bunch of songs. But, right now, it’s time for him and his personal sh–. We definitely got an album’s worth of material, but it’s only an album’s worth. It’s nothing to pick from. We just got an album. We can put out whatever we feel like and say, ‘Hey, this is T-Wayne’s album,’ or we can actually try to make it good. Like we’re actually trying to make an album and say, ‘This is the good T-Wayne album.’ Rather than just record 12 songs and say, ‘Here you go, mutha—-as! I know you want it. You gonna buy it anyway, just ’cause you think it’s good.’ ” Are you excited to hear T-Pain’s next album? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists T-Pain

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How Not to Fall for a Viral Marketing Scheme [The Internets]

You see a cool YouTube video of people running on water. It’s called ” liquid mountaineering ,” and you share it on Facebook and Twitter. Then you find out it was a viral marketing campaign . And you feel like a tool. More