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Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day

I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick… The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it… Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them… Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day

Bella Thorne is walking around in a body suit that reminds me of sex in the 90s, with the crotch snap on a piece of clothing that touched pussy / asshole and nipple all at the same time, nothing like a piece of fabric with shit stains, period stains and lactating titty stains ALL AT THE SAME TIME…. a piece of clothing that was re-released by the assholes at American Apparel…to relive the glory days of the 90s….and she looks like a street hooker, all puffy nippled…with her little shorts on…and I am a fan…. Just a good old fashioned slutty enough, super mainstream and commercial, redhead from TV, in an era where no one watches TV, so that she was forced to become a social media hit, posting just slutty enough pics to get the mass men who troll the internet into her and talking about her…while she just played it cool and innocent,…despite knowing she gets off to this shit…she fucking sits at home and fucks herself with her hairbrush while her gay boyfriend sexts with boys…because that’s the kind of wholesome girl I think she is…her marketing campaign…has worked….not overly naked, just naked enough to keep us coming back… that’s what none of thee naked bitches understand…you get more if you keep your damn clothes on….empowered…bullshit..this is where basic seduction is at… Here’s her tongue… The post Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day

Ashley Benson has such a flat ass….for such a big girl… She was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star with a huge following willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy…which isn’t really a threesome without pussy…but movie magic or someshit.. She’s gone onto continue her pretty little liars life…as a chubby girl who no one thinks is chubby because all girls are chubby these days…but I guess she decided she’s chubby because she’s been working out…but not working out the right parts of her….but more importantly even when she’s fat she’s not fat in the right parts of her… Sloppy Sloppy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day

Ashley Benson has such a flat ass….for such a big girl… She was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star with a huge following willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy…which isn’t really a threesome without pussy…but movie magic or someshit.. She’s gone onto continue her pretty little liars life…as a chubby girl who no one thinks is chubby because all girls are chubby these days…but I guess she decided she’s chubby because she’s been working out…but not working out the right parts of her….but more importantly even when she’s fat she’s not fat in the right parts of her… Sloppy Sloppy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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iSchlong: Apple’s New iPhone 7 Slogan Translates To “This Is Peen” In Cantonese

New Apple iPhone 7 Slogan Translates To Phallic Phrase In Cantonese Being a global company and all, Apple really might wanna consider how their marketing will be received in other countries… Via DailyMail Apple’s ‘This is 7’ slogan for its new iPhone 7 has a rather unfortunate translation in Hong Kong. Smartphone users have been mocking the technology firm’s latest marketing line because it sounds just like ‘This is penis’ in Cantonese. China is one of Apple’s biggest markets, but the translations for its new slogan differ drastically across mainland China, Hong Kong and Taiwan. While mainlanders and Taiwanese people predominantly speak Mandarin, Hong Kong dwellers typically converse in Cantonese, which is why the comical translation only affects them. Suffice to say, social media users in Hong Kong are LMFAO’ing ‘The slogan “7, is here” in China is the best. They got so many “7”s,’ said one Facebook user. ‘Why didn’t people say anything during the launch of Windows 7?’ queried another. ‘How about iPhone 7 Plus? More “7”s?’ suggested another user on the social network. Will you be putting a “7” to your face in the upcoming weeks? Image via Apple

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Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life.. Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram The post Charli XCX Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot… Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis… In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do… And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day

I am sure you’ve been hearing a few things on the news about the UK separation from the EU, because everyone is freaking the fuck out, even though nothing will really change and the UK has been an empire that ruled the world for fucking ever and UNIONS in and of themselves kill business and economy…it’s not like the EU is going to go to war with the UK, or not let UK people into EUROPE, or even trade or do banking in the UK…it’s not that big of a deal..plus why carry the burden of mismanged countries on your back, you got your own shit to deal with…. When people don’t realize what’s actually important…the VAPID hooker /stripper / sluts who make stupid money called the Kardashian Jenners who put up pictures of their mangled, jacked up faces / body / photoshopped everything…because they are disgusting pigs and America fucking loved disgusting pig… We should focus on who they fuck, what they fuck, if they have testicles, how much their weigh, why they are important, as they cash the fuck in.. It’s WAY more important that the EURO economy crashing.. We all know the only thing that really matters is which Kardashian genitals are exposed today…. Here’s KIM and her CLONE Kylie….one white, one Armenian, both Spray Tanned..freaks…and not in a good way… Here’s Kendall – the WHITE one – who is AVERAGE looking at best, doing a campaign for Estee Lauder….that looks more like a high school project, but that’s impossible – she dropped out of High School for this spokesmodel whore life… Seriously – this is who Estee Lauder felt was the face of the make-up brand…I remember when models were iconic not bootleg but good marketers on social media.. Here’s Bruce Jenner import car Marketing…. The post Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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