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Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face. I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know. If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day

Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary… Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy. She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead… Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat… Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Helicopter Crash This is a Violent Accident – Caused by a Ball Woman Hides Money So She Doesn’t Get Robbed Backyard Dentistry Cow in the Middle of the Street Gas Station Tough Guy… Iraqi Doctor Bitch Slaps Patient Man Swimming in Local Sewage Tank – Great Job…. The post Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lorde in a Bikini of the Day

The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh.. She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute.. So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini. That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image.. So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lorde in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day

If you focus on the first 5 seconds of this video, you can imagine that Jessica Alba is dead, we call it DEADFACE – which is conveniently the only way you’ll every get your dick close to her and the chances of you working the morgue her corpse will be at is slim to none…so take it in necrophiliacs, this marketing puppet and her dead face, half open mouth is all you need for what I assume is one of your more normal fantasies in your life filled with weirdness… The post Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face… You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture…. But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right? The post Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40. She looks pretty good for 40. I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18. It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans.. The post Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep Supports Bullying of the Day

Maybe I am reading this wrong, because I don’t see her tits, and I also think Meryl Streep is relatively ugly….but unoffensive, regular bitch on the street ugly, clearly capable of acting her way into believable, probably because she’s ugly… But the quote is: This was me on my way home from an audition for King Kong where I was told I was too “ugly” for the part. This was a pivotal moment for me. This one rogue opinion could derail my dreams of becoming an actress or force me to pull myself up by the boot straps and believe in myself. I took a deep breath and said “I’m sorry you think I’m too ugly for your film but you’re just one opinion in a sea of thousands and I’m off to find a kinder tide.” Today I have 18 Academy Awards. Which I read as “Producers called my ugly”…”so I tried harder”…because “Bullying weeds out the weak”….and “if they never called me ugly, I’d have nothing to prove to the world”…and “if everyone is inclusive and nice to each other, people don’t try as hard”… Then she threw in a brag…about her 18 Academy Awards…none for being the hot leading lady…because…that’s right..she was too ugly to play the lead in King Kong… As a #cyberbully…I appreciate these words…if you’re being bullied, stop being a little bitch and pull it together…Meryl Streep did it…and she was too ugly…you whining bitch… The post Meryl Streep Supports Bullying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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