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Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day

I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production, I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives… But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam.. And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats… The post Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I never fell into the Alyssa Milano trap. I never understood why everyone freaked out about an average looking italian girl…especially not when she was in her 30s. It just made sense to me and could only really mean one thing and that one thing is that the people who visit or write these kinds of sites are nerdy losers who are incapable of moving on, to fan and stare at and really obsess over their idols, jerk off material of the past…it’s like it seems more real if you watch it age…even if it wasn’t that good when it was young…making me realize just how pathetic some people are in terms of their lives, their interests, what they masturbate to…and pretty much everything about them…. Who cares about Alyssa Milano, unless she’s breast feeding for social media as she does….I mean looking her in a bathing suit is just terribly normal…and normal to me is bad. I like either way below normal that it is on the verge of disgusting, or way above normal that I am blown away…but middle of the road is just too suburban that it sucks.. What I am saying is Alyssa Milano and her hairy arms she’s had lasered…is just boring, but let me post it anyway. The post Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Amazing Rihanna Fake Sex Tape Pic of the Day

I find this celebrity bullshit so tiresome, boring, repetitive, same story with a different cast soap opera that is actually what gets people into movies…in this marketing scheme that the general public buy into because they have shitty lives… But every once in a while, while I contemplate suicide, I see something like this “Rihanna Chris Brown”…sex screenshot..that is neither Rihanna or Chris Brown…unless you’re a racist and think all black people look the same which based on emails I get from the site…i would think is probably the case…you trashy fucks The post The Amazing Rihanna Fake Sex Tape Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day

Chemotherapy ridden Selena Gomez took time out of having a weak immune system and mocking people who are actually sick from Chemotherapy treatments…to promote her new album that Chemotherapy treatment announcements have been talking points in the marketing campaign they planned…it’s like “talk about your chemo to get america on your side, but only when you have something to promote”… SO she posted this picture of her, that instead of being a picture of her, it’s a pictures of her having her picture taken by a bunch of people, as she tries to suck her gut in and play sexy….and all I see from this is a girl who needs 6 images of her in the frame….because just one of you in a picture is so basic…right? The post Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day

I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen… Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old… Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about.. The post Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day

A video posted by @alessandraambrosio on Sep 18, 2015 at 8:44pm PDT Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported… That said, She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis… Movie Magic… TO SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT A RECENT EVENT CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Company Wants Apple To Think Twice Before Naming Its New iPhone — Here’s Why

On the heels of Apple’s latest tech announcement (which will take place September 9th), 6S Marketing has released a massive public campaign to encourage Apple to not name its latest iPhone the 6S.

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Hailee Steinfeld Crotch Shot of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld launched an album, or single, or song called “Love Myself”, which is possibly something all you motherfuckers want to watch Hailee Steinfeld do…. When promoting shitty music, because everyone wants to be a headliner at an EDM music festival, with shitty pop songs… She posted a pic of her in what looks like fishnets and some black leotard covered vagina action… She says she loves herself, no she don’t need anybody else…but I prefer video proof of that, not to mention, she’s like Drake and doesn’t write her own shit, just a puppet.. It only has 11,000 listens, I almost feel back about her and her celebrity, like the record label, they probably expected a real hit, I mean why else would they invest in creating this from someone already semi-established in the industry. It’s all bullshit…but fishnets.. The post Hailee Steinfeld Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid for Calvin Harris of the Day

Rich girl, Gigi Hadid, posted a video of her BFF’s lover, Calvin Harris, who is so fucking smart in his marketing, that I am sure his British hipster “producer” dj ass looks in the mirror everyday and says “LOL, I’m trolling all these fools and fucking Taylor Swift, the most famous person in the industry, even after fucking Rita Ora, the Rihanna Impersonator, who was a gateway for me to get to Taylor Swift”…. So it is only natural that he would cast Gigi in his music video, it’s not like he’s paying, or if he is, it’s from the label, so keep you team stronger, make your team money, and probably get to fuck all of the team, because you’re positioned in the bedroom of Taylor Swift, sexual deviant, A-Personality, superstar, who has to be good in the media, but who we all know is fisting herself the second she’s backstage, or in the back of her UBER XL…. Point being, I saw this video the other day, didn’t bother paying attention to it, because I try to avoid encouraging rich kid Gigi, who I think is overrated, to continue to be relevant…rich girls are way better when they are desperate for attention, not getting attention, because they expect to always get what they want, and it just fucks their head… I am not being paid to post this, but I should be, because I get sucked into tits like the next guy, and the casting behind this was well aware…”MAKE IT VIRAL, MAKE US MONEY”… Simple… The post Gigi Hadid for Calvin Harris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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