Chris Brown And Karrueche Spend New Year’s Eve Together At The Supper Club R&B crooner Chris Brown and his long-time lady love Karrueche might just be the king & queen of the “break up to make up” dance. Speculation that Kae and Chris had patched things up following their messy break up early last month began when the two were seen walking their dog together around Christmas , and Breezy made it officially clear that all is well between them with this Instagram video clip of them ringing in the new year together at Supper Club in L.A.: Between this club-smooching and the massive yellow diamond rings that Breezy bought Karrueche for Christmas, we think it’s safe to say that they’re an item again. Round 8759607. Hit the flip for more pics of them coupled up in L.A. just before New Year’s. Continue reading →
Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..
Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans… Here she is working out…. A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:53pm PST
Helen Flanagan may not mean anything to you, but she’s some Glamour Model in the UK who clearly is fuckin amazing, and I am not just saying that because she’s holding her massive tits in a Glamour Model shoot. I am saying it because she was a child actor in some kind of soap opera who threw it all away to do this…titty modelling… What the fuck is wrong with a girl, to throw her working actor job away to be the next Jordan Katie Price. It just makes no sense. She could have leveraged it to get Academy Award caliber performances, where she’d make more money and have more credibility as a person…opening more doors…hell she could have played a Glamor model in a movie to get that out of her system…but instead she went down this road.by choice..low level..and that’s hot as fuck…this is like a college grad stripping because she wants to, not because she has to…so good.
In case you don’t spend as much time creeping for new hot models on Instagram as I do, you might not be too familiar with mega-hottie and Insta-sensation Charlotte McKinney here. Well, consider this massive set of bikini pictures your chance to catch up (and go ahead and cancel whatever else you had planned for the rest of the day). Anyway, apparently people are calling Charlotte the next Kate Upton , since she’s blonde and epically busty, but if you ask me, I’d prefer to call her the next ex-Mrs. Tuna instead. » view all 78 photos
I’d like to apologize to Kelly Brook for the post I did on her yesterday and let her know it will never happen again! I hope she accept my apology while I stare at her massive rack for the rest of the day. » view all 39 photos Photos: WENN.com
Given the massive importance companies assign to marketing and branding, you’d think they would pick product names that weren’t easily ridiculed. You would be wrong. Don’t call your food something offensive at worst and subject to easy mockery at best. Simple enough task, right? These epic name fails prove otherwise. This memo doesn’t always reach the bigwigs upstairs. Yes, some of these are lost in translation (at least we hope shredded children are not actually for sale in China). Plenty of others can be chalked up to different cultures, too … but still. Between the Soup For Sluts flavor of Ramen, and the Pee Cola, we’re sufficiently creeped out. Check out those surprisingly real items and other gems in this oft-disgusting, always-hilarious gallery of the 29 awfulest, most absurd food product names ever: 29 Epic Food Product Name Fails 1. Poo! Mmm. We don’t even know what this actually is, but with a name like POO, how can you go wrong.
When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up… And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”… Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”…. To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE
Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there…. She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery… She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else… She’s the worst. TO SEE THE OTHER PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE