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Miley Cyrus Does Sex in the City With Kim Cattrall of the Day

Here’s something the mom I saw getting out of her Mercedes SUV in her Uggs, leggings and Juicy couture jacket with her 6 year old will totally get a kick out of, you know since Sex and the City is her masturbation material, inspiration and reason why she married a rich older man, and since she’s clearly trying to hang onto her youth and probably get excited about Miley Cyrus with the kids in her son’s class. If you read the site you know how I feel about how this show has single handedly turned women in their 20s into gay men, because shit was written by a gay man and women were drawn to the luxurious lifestyles they live, which is cool for gay people, but fucks up the morals and values of women, leaving them lot washed up, infertile, alone and old all because society and your uterus isn’t designed to be a slutty whore with no self respect who somehow though fucking the world, having a career and all that was empowering

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Miley Cyrus Does Sex in the City With Kim Cattrall of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day

I don’t know what’s up with Lohan, but she looks angry. Maybe Samantha Ronson’s sticking her dick in some other famous pussy now that she’s gone as far as she can go by riding Lohan’s name and becoming relevant, at least more relevant that her acoustic stage show she was hustlin’ before, or maybe it’s got nothing to do with Samantha Ronson and she’s just having a bad day, and really why do I fucking write about it like I care, when I totally don’t. If anything, I just like how Lohan constantly changes her look to give me different characters to include in my masturbation fantasies, whether it be ex stripper, or strung out stripper, or teen popstar, or whatever, her outfit changes do serve a purpose for me and that purpose is cumming

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day

Japanese Baby vs Dog

Japanese baby and dog have a call and response whimperfest on a Japanese television show.

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Japanese Baby vs Dog

Tenga Egg Masturbators

I don't really understand Japanese, but i think this has less to do with eggs than it does discreet masturbation. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Reality TV’s Trashiest New Couple

This is a picture of Jon Gosselin and his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman. Stay classy you two.

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Reality TV’s Trashiest New Couple

How An Erection Works

This is an explanation of how men get erections, according to the Happeh theory. Turns out I've been going about it wrong all this time

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How An Erection Works