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Stacy Keibler Is Out Of My League

Here’s my soon to be Twitter girlfriend Stacy Keibler , looking as hot as ever, at the premiere of the new movie She’s Out Of My League . We don’t see her at many premieres so I find it kind of odd that she would choose this movie to go see, like she’s trying to tell me something. Interesting and uncalled for all at once and I’m going to choose to ignore her subtleties. Wait, who’s that dude? He better be one of the producers just trying to get his face on the interweb or our Twittermance or Twitterfair or whatever you want to call it is over. I don’t mean that, I’m drunk, take me back.

Joanna Krupa Is Pretend Marriage Material

Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing some sort of promotional garbage or something along those lines, let’s be honest, nobody really cares as long as she looks the way she does. She could be drowning puppies in her own urine and I’d still want to introduce her to my parents… And then after we live together for a few years, and sort out the bathroom situation, we can move on to the next level.

Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Hotness Potential

Finally some pictures of Avril Lavigne dressed as an adult. You see what can happen when you put on a dress? Good things can happen, that’s what. Here she is at the London premiere of ‘Alice In Wonderland’ the other night looking absolutely hotter than a whore’s crotch. I’m glad it was a rainy night because I especially like that she’s all wet and glistening. I’m going to pretend that it’s baby oil not water and she just got back from an important lady’s only oil wrestling match…. Evening gown edition. So hot. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here

Olivia Wilde Can’t Fool Me This Time

Olivia Wilde has done a pretty good job in the past keeping me on my toes when it comes to wether she’s hot or not, well not this time sweetheart. Here she is on the set of House looking pretty frickin’ gorgeous in her sexy happy ending gloves. I’ve never had a happy ending (I swear), but I have had massages from some sketchy chicks, so I frickin’ hope those girls wear rubber gloves. Or what? That garbage gets rubbed into my back? I think I’m going to be sick.

Lara Bingle Gives A Dog A Bone

I’ve done a few posts on this Lara Bingle chick in the past, mostly because in almost all the pictures I’ve ever seen of her she’s wearing a bikini. These are no exception. Here she is in a nice bikini top and denim shorts combination playing with her dog. Lucky bastard. I’m a little worried that if she keeps man handling that dog we’re going to see the pink lipstick. Get it? Cause dog boners look like pink lipstick. I can’t be the only one who thinks this shit is funny.

Keeley Hazell Topless In Maxim

If you’ve been wondering where Keeley Hazell has been, it turns out she has made her way to the US since she is in the latest US Maxim Magazine . This is good news for all of us. Unfortunately, unlike European magazines, we aren’t able to show full boobage, but luckily Maxim pushed the limits and gave us some sweet Kelley Hazell sideboob.

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Keeley Hazell Topless In Maxim

Erin McNaught Bikini Pictures

Chances are unless you’re Australian you won’t know who the hell this Erin McNaught chick is. That’s because she was Miss Australia 2006 and nobody really gives a shit.

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Erin McNaught Bikini Pictures

Olivia Wilde Is Looking Mighty Tasty

It looks like Olivia Wilde has decided to choose between being a hottie or a nottie and brought her best face forward at the Fox All-Star Party the other night. Finally! This girl has been confusing my masturbation memory banks for at least a year now so I’m glad we can finally move on to bigger and better things. Speaking of bigger and better, House is doing well, I think Fox should give her a boobie bonus

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Olivia Wilde Is Looking Mighty Tasty

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #7 Audrina Patridge

If you guys were pissed about Annalynne Mccord , you’re probably going to be even more pissed that Audrina Patridge is our #7 babe of 2009. I know, how can someone who doesn’t even do anything make it on the list? Simple.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #7 Audrina Patridge

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

Well, it looks like I got my Christmas present a little late this year because here is the one and only Stacy Keibler in a bikini .

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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures