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Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Overwhelms

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day I thought that the pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in her sexy ship captain’s outfit were hot, nautical themes turn me on, but this crap is ten times better. Here she is at some sort of Poland’s Next Top Model event giving us a good look at two amazing reasons why. I don’t know about you, but I could die a happy man if I just got to touch one of those things with my face. It doesn’t even have to be in a sexual way, someone could push me from behind and as I fall I bump into one of them. I’ll seriously take what I can get.

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Joanna Krupa Is Just Hot… It’s That Simple

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s super hottie Joanna Krupa in what has to be the sexiest ship captain’s uniforms I’ve ever seen, not that I normally find captain’s uniforms sexy, but you know what I mean. The girl is just hot. That’s why I have so many pictures of her gorgeous face. She’s kind of wearing mom shorts, but she still manages to make them look sexy, that’s the sign of a true beauty. I normally get a little sea sick, but I get the feeling that with Joanna at the helm I’ll be just fine.

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A Stacy Keibler Reality Show?

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen Stacy Keibler in a while and now I hear that she may be filming a reality show. Hopefully these aren’t scenes from that reality show because they’re pretty damn lame. Who’s going to watch this crap if she’s not going to show off her long legs in a pair of booty shorts? Anyhow, hopefully there will be a few scenes that somehow involve a bikini and/or a pillow fight with her hot friends. Fingers crossed.

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Stacy Keibler Because She’s Awesome

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just had to post these pictures of Stacy Keibler’s incredible long legs at some event the other night, I’ve admired them for so long that I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. I’ve said it before that if I were ever to be murdered I’d like to be crushed/smothered to death by Stacy’s legs. Actually, this should be a service she provides to horny terminally ill males. I’m going to put that in my living will, just in case. All kidding aside, those things are spectacular. Her face ain’t bad either.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole. more pictures of Joanna Krupa here

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A Little Shannon Elizabeth Forgotten Hotness

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s forgotten hottie Shannon Elizabeth at the Nightmare on Elm Street premiere the other night. She must know someone who worked on the movie to get invited to this thing, that or all the nobodies from The Hills already had plans. Actually she looks pretty damn good if you over look those scary veiny forearms. I’m going to have nightmares of my own tonight.

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Shannon Elizabeth A Forgotten Hottie

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Shannon Elizabeth (remember her?) at some club doing nothing. I have no clue what she does anymore, but she knows how to work a tight pair of jeans and that deserves some attention. Anyway, I think they should make another American Pie movie because Shannon needs to get naked again so we can focus on her two sweet talents.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures… Sort Of

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure these aren’t exactly what you had in mind when you heard the words Joanna Krupa bikini pictures . Well, you’re not the only one. I don’t know what’s going on here, it looks like she’s modeling various products from necklaces and silly boots to a little white bikini. Unfortunately she’s not really modeling that bikini at all is she? What a waste of my precious blogger time, I could be napping right now. At least now I’ve got a mental picture. Good times. more pictures of Joanna Krupa here

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Avril Lavigne Gets A Regrettable Tattoo

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done my fair share of stupid things while under the influence of alcohol, most of them were more than a little overweight, but I would never get a drunken tattoo with an ex. Here’s Avril Lavigne leaving a tattoo parlor with her ex-husband or current husband, who can keep track anymore, after getting what looks like matching tattoos. What a couple of retards, I hope this one comes back to bite her in the ass. I remember sharing a drunken night with an ex-girlfriend, the topic of matching tattoos came up, but apparently we decided on matching rashes instead.

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Joanna Krupa And Denise Richards Make A Great Pair

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Joanna Krupa and Denise Richards make a great pair. Hell, either one of these chicks and a pile of dog excrement would make a great pair. Here they are over the weekend showing off their puppies. I wish I could tell you that was a euphemism for boobies, but we can all see that it’s not. Joanna did her best to give us a little peek at her cleavage , but you can tell her heart’s just not in it. Boo.

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