Tag Archives: Maxim Magazine

Joanna & Marta Krupa Make A Great Pair

Just the thought of a pair of hot sisters getting all tarted up in sexy dresses and getting up close and personal with each other is enough to bring down an average man, but I’m not an average man so these pictures of Joanna Krupa and her sexy sister Marta Krupa are just awesome. They look like good sister bad sister, one in black latex is the bad girl and the other in frilly pink is the nice innocent girl….. I’ll take either one. more pictures of Joanna and Marta Krupa here

Kendra Wilkinson Works It In Her Short Shorts

I’m hoping that the fact that Kendra Wilkinson finally sort of got a real job as a “celebrity” on the next season of Dancing With The Stars will bring some sweet changes to her once hot Playboy body. I’ve been disappointed in the past with these chicks going on the show and not losing any weight at all, but I think that Kendra can do it, as long as she makes it past the first week or two. Here she is on her way to or leaving rehearsal over the weekend. Don’t let me down princess.

Joanna Krupa Oils Herself In A Bikini

Leave it to Russian Maxim to get a hottie like Joanna Krupa nice and oiled up and in a bikini making sexy faces for us while she lounges on the rocks. That can’t be comfortable, but it sure looks sexy. I don’t know why I think only the Russians could get her to do this kind of thing, I bet a few thousand dollars would do the trick, but it makes these shots seems a little more exciting for some reason. Anyhow, that ass is spectacular.

Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

Oh God, what the hell is this crap all about? I get that Avril Lavigne fancy’s herself as this punk ass princess who’s too cool for school, as the kids say these days, but this is just retarded. What? The kids don’t say that? Anyhow, I think Avril is hot, wait let me rephrase that, I think Avril has the potential to be hot if she’d just drop this pop/punk garbage. Sid Vicious must be rolling over in his grave. This needs to stop, fix the hair, lose the acid washed jeans and the retard velcro sneakers and show is what you’ve got. Soon.

January Jones Is A tasty Little Piece

I think this is only the first or second time I’ve posted any pictures of Mad Men’s January Jones on the site, I don’t watch the show, but I’ve got to say she possesses a lot of the qualities I look for in a piece of meat woman. Lean, not too fatty, free range and definitely a tasty morsel. Delicious. Anyhow, here she is walking her little doggy the other day. Now I can’t get the words January Jones and doggy out of my mind. Hot.

Joanna Krupa’s Chilly Bikini Pictures

You guys all know just how much I love bikini pictures featuring some of the world’s hottest women, so imagine how I feel about bikini pictures of some of the world’s hottest women on a chilly day. Awesome! Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing her best to look sexy while trying to hide the fact that she’s clearly freezing her cute little behind off… It’s working, she looks hot as hell. That ass could keep a family of eskimos warm for months.

Eva Mendes Because She’s Hot

Here’s Eva Mendes Looking sexy at the 10th Marrakech International Film Festival the other night. I’m not all that familiar with the festival, who is really, but I have to say that over the years I’ve become pretty familiar with Eva’s impressive front meat. She’s not exactly showing off the goods in these shots, I guess she’s got to keep things under wraps in Morocco, but she’s a natural hottie and I thought I’d send a little Tuna attention her way. You’re welcome.

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures

Ever since I saw Olivia Wilde’s cute little booty in her spandex leggings a few months ago, I’ve wanted to see that thing in a nice little bikini. Well the time has come and I have to say I’m a little disappointed. I guess I should have know better, spandex was created by an evil genius to convince us that every woman could have an amazing ass. DOn’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I don’t like it, I do, I’m just disappointed that’s all. At least her boobs look… Ah man!

Stacy Keibler Legs And Boobs Battle It Out

We all know that Stacy Keibler and short shorts go together almost as well as Gin and Tonic, but we often overlook the fact that her boobs are pretty damn awesome and deserve some attention. Here they are out the other day in a nice little tank top doing their best to steal the spotlight from those delicious long legs. It’s working, sort of, now I’ve got Stacy Keibler legs and boobs threesome fantasies floating through my mind.

Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Little Shorty Shorts

I’ve spent so much time this summer staring at boobies that I’ve forgotten to highlight some of the world’s greatest legs, until now. Here’s Stacy Keibler showing off her money makers in a sweet little pair of short shorts while heading to some club or something like that the other night. She’s doing her best to show me that she’s got some cleavage and that she’s more than just a sexy pair of long legs, but I’m not really buying it, to me she’ll always be just legs and a head. So hot.