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Stacy Keibler Works On Her Bikini Body

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I see a lot of you have really been enjoying the Bikini Showdown’s I’ve been putting up on the site over the last little while, but I can think of at least one person who’s not all that impressed. Fresh off her semi-final Bikini Showdown loss to busty supermodel Kate Upton , here’s Stacy Keibler on her way to the gym to work on her bikini body for next year. That’s what I like to see, someone who’s taking this crap seriously, she’s already getting extra points for effort. Don’t worry, you’re still sexy, but hotter than Kate Upton ?… Come on.

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Lame See Through Top

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elisha Cuthbert was doing so well with her hotness, she got on that new show that may or may not already be cancelled, she did that sexy Complex magazine photoshoot, things were looking up. And now she’s gone back to the same old blah. Don’t get me wrong, she’s pretty, but I’ve seen high-school grads wearing sexier dresses than this. I think she’s given up, next are some comfortable stretch pants and thirty pound weight gain. Ugh.

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Kate Beckinsale And Jessica Biel Make A Good Pair

Posted on July 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you thought that gin and tonic or peanut butter and jelly went well together, you’re not going to believe what an awesome combination Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel make. They’re pretty damn tasty. Here are the hotties hanging out on the red carpet together looking absolutely gorgeous. I don’t understand Jessica’s silly yellow mustache, but I’m not up to date on today’s hipster fashions. Anyhow, this is a duo I’d like to invite to a hot tub party. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel here

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Anne Hathaway Is A Sexy Ghost

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today I had pictures of Anne Hathaway in a lame ass see through dress for Paris Fashion Week and now I’ve got her dressed as a corpse for something called The White Fairy Tale Love Ball . I don’t get it, does she want us to completely stop thinking of her in a sexual manner? because that’s what’s happening. She looks like she’s been dead for years, like a ghosts who haunts my house who I’m convinced watches me do my bathroom business. I’m sure of it, and not number one either… Sicko.

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Anne Hathaway’s Lame See Through Dress

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was kind of excited when I heard there were a few shots of Anne Hathaway in a see through top floating around, she’s pretty, but I quickly realized that it’s Anne Hathaway …. How see through could this thing be? Just as I suspected, not very. Here she is at the Valentino show for Paris Fashion Week in a dress that’s so see through I can see her giant old lady bloomers through it. Gross. She’s young and hot, she’s not supposed to look like she’s got bladder control problems. Lame.

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Miley Cyrus And Her Rotten Short Shorts

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Miley Cyrus doing some shopping the other day wearing her best pair of tattered denim short shorts and torn pantyhose like you’d see some chick in the eighties wearing after Madonna concert. I get that styles always seem to make a comeback every few decades or so, but the way things are going in a few years the grunge look is going to be all over the place and I don’t think I can go through that again. Women are hot, they shouldn’t be covered in plaid. Hopefully the eighties hooker look sticks around a little longer.

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Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Stock On The Rise

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For some reason Joanna Krupa was invited to the stock exchange in Poland or somewhere like that the other day, I don’t know why she would be, but I’m glad it happened because she’s a hottie. I guess if you work in finance in Europe these days things can’t be all that great so why the hell not invited a sweet piece of ass like Joanna to spice up your dreary day? I would like to buy stock in Joanna’s future, I think her value is just going to keep going up. Obviously I’ll sell my shares before she turns forty… I’m a shrewd investor.

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Stacy Keibler Flashes Her Lovely Long Legs

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The last time I saw Stacy Keibler she was hanging out at home in her sexy little underwear so I’m a little annoyed that she’s got so much clothing on in these shots. Here she is at some event last night showing off those incredible long legs of hers that I love so much I could marry them. I know that seems strange now, but hopefully one day we’ll make it legal for a man to marry some woman he’s never met’s long luscious legs and live happily ever after… That’s what makes this country great.

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Eva Longoria Dresses For Success

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios yesterday. Business short shorts, high heels and a blazer… That’s what you’re going to wear tonight? Amazing. Forget casual Friday’s, get your employees wearing this kind of thing on every day. I’m impressed.

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Kathy Ireland Is Still Kinda Hot

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I might be older than a few of you, because I remember when Kathy Ireland was the hottest thing around, so I just had to post these pictures of her. Here she is taking her pants off at the airport the other day. Wait what? Alright so she’s just taking her belt off at security, but you can never be too sure about these former glamour models. I think she needs a full body pat down by someone like, let’s say Brooke Shields for old time sake, and just to be safe I would do a cavity search on each of them. They could be in cahoots. Hot.

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