Tag Archives: Maxim Magazine

Elisha Cuthbert Is Marilyn Monroe

Here are a few shots of super hottie Elisha Cuthbert showing off her sexy little cleavage in a Marilyn Monroe costume in an episode of Happy Endings . I like it, but if you actually watched the show, the premise is that she gets mistaken for a drag queen… Are you frickin’ kidding me? Whoever thought that it was a plausible script idea that this hottie would ever be confused for a dude is out of their mind and needs to be fired. I bet it was a fat chick who’s mad that Elisha ate the last danish from the studio break room or something petty like that. Nice try. more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert here

Anna Kournikova’s Tight Belly Flash

Here’s former half decent tennis player Anna Kournikova showing off her tight little body in a shot for Maxim magazine. Nice. Although I’ve seen her on The Biggest Loser and her weird Americanized accent completely ruins the whole thing. Chicks who sound like they can barely speak the language are hot. Sadly I’ve only got the one picture, which sucks on my part, but to make it up to you I’ve also got a video of Anna doing a little condom shopping. I know, kinda random. Enjoy.

Jessica Biel’s Cleavage Peek… Sort Of

I’m a little confused by this top picture, am I supposed to be turned on or weirded out? I don’t know what to do. Here’s Jessica Biel at some sort of fashion party in New York City last night giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, at least trying to give us a peek, but she’s making this weird face I don’t like. I don’t like it at all. Luckily it was just a bad angle or bad lighting or something because for the most part the rest of the shots are pretty good. I’m still not really seeing that cleavage though. What gives? more pictures of Jessica Biel here

Anne Hathaway’s Pasty White Legs

I haven’t really been able to figure out what the deal is with Anne Hathaway . I mean, isn’t she supposed to be hot? I’m sure I’ve seen pictures of her looking really sexy…. Somewhere. So why is she wearing this stupid looking outfit? Maybe her problem is that she thinks she’s TOO hot. Like how supermodels think they’re so hot they can wear pretty much anything they want and still look good. Ya, they’re frickin’ supermodels, they’re gorgeous. Anne played a princess once in a kids movie. Big deal.      

Jessica Biel Has Let Herself Go

I’m not up to date on Jessica Biel’s work schedule, but whatever it is she’s working on now looks absolutely terrible. I have no idea what it is, but if they decided to make her character a disgustingly pregnant chick who wears velour tracksuits, it’s already got my vote for worst movie of the year. Jessica should have roles that involve short skirts, tight pants and possibly a tasteful girl on girl scene in a hot tub. Nothing too raunchy, something very tender between two gorgeous females. Jessica Biel in a fat suit… Big mistake.

Eliza Doolittle’s Sweet Hipster Sideboob

I honestly still don’t know what it is this Eliza Doolittle chick does or what makes her famous, but she always seems to wear stupid looking tight little outfits so I’m not too concerned by it. Here she is braless in a loose fitting hipster top giving us a pretty decent look at her impressive hipster sideboob. Well played lady, well played.      

Elisha Cuthbert’s Boobs Will Produce A Happy Ending

I’m not going to lie, I was quite happy when I heard that Elisha Cuthbert ‘s show Happy Endings was picked up for a another season. It’s a pretty decent show. Anyway, here are some new promo pics showing off two of Elisha’s great talents. If TV execs were smart, they would lock this show in for another 5 years because Elisha in a tight tank top makes tighty whities even tighter. And that makes good ratings.

Cindy Crawford Is Still Red Hot

I always find it amazing how some women just seem to age better than others. Here’s Cindy Crawford showing all you older birds out there how it’s done. I don’t really know how old she actually is, I mean as far as supermodels go, she’s older than god, but she still looks amazing. I wouldn’t mind a little over the sweater action… you know, for nostalgia. Call me. more pictures of Cindy Crawford here

Avril Lavigne Is Back To Her Old Self

It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome . Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.

Avril Lavigne Is Back To Her Old Self

It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome . Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.