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Ellen Hollman Deserves My Attention

I don’t know who this Ellen Hollman chick is, I’m guessing she’s an actress, but she certainly knows how to make a good first impression. Here she is at the premiere of Spartacus: Vengeance looking absolutely gorgeous in her tight golden dress. How do you do? I think I’m going to have to keep my eye on this one, she’s a hot little number and if she’s in this Spartacus stuff she’s probably going to have some nude scenes. I’m in.

Jessica Biel Is Just Perfection

I’m not sure why Jessica Biel was invited to the Golden Globes last night, I can’t can’t remember the last movie she’s been in, but I’m glad she showed up. Here she is showing us just how perfectly hot she is as she shows up to some party for hot girls. The Chick is gorgeous, she deserves better than that guy from NSYNC . Someone with a real job, someone who’s really good at using a computer for blogging purposes. You know what I’m talking about. Call me.

Stacy Keibler’s Luscious Long Legs

Here is Stacy Keibler at yet another event over the weekend, the Clooney bump has really been helping this chick, looking as sexy as ever. I’ve had a crush on those luscious long legs of hers for years now, I can’t believe that old man gets those things wrapped around him what? Three times a week? Four? You’re killing me! I would like to dip those things in butter and soak it up with a nice baguette… That’s french for penis right?

Chanel Iman See Through Dress Introduction

I’m not sure if I’ve ever had this supermodel hottie Chanel Iman on the site before, I don’t know why, but it just seemed to have worked out that way. So I’m making it up to her by giving her a post completely dedicated to her and her hotness. I like it. Those legs seem to go on for ever. All I’m asking in return are some personalized Twitter pictures sent to me as soon as possible. Seems reasonable to me.

Stacy Keibler Is Just Hot

I don’t think I need to tell you perverts just how perfect Stacy Keibler is, other than that whole thing with the old man Clooney penis she’s amazing, so I had to post these shots of her at some party she wouldn’t have been invited to six months ago. That tight body of hers seems to just belong in a tight black dress. I want to climb in there with her. I also thought I’d share a video of her giving herself a wedgie and getting her booty slapped by some douche looking wrestler. Back in her classy working days.

Stacy Keibler Belongs In Skinny Jeans

Stacy Keibler has had some of the greatest legs in the business for years, and now that she’s been getting all this Clooney press coverage we’re getting a lot of good looks at them. Here she is in some incredibly tight jeans the other day. Just the thought of wearing pants this tight has caused my testicles to suck themselves up into my pelvic cavity for safety. Don’t worry boys, it’ll never happen. Anyhow, Stacy’s legs are incredible, one day they’ll be in the Smithsonian . I’ve also got a video of her shaking her ass in a thong back in her classy working days. Memories. more pictures of Stacy Keibler here

Stacy Keibler Naked In Bed With Girls

I’m been told that this is a picture of Stacy Keibler and her sexy little booty hanging out in bed naked with some hot lady friends. I don’t know about this, I’m not really seeing it, but I’m not a detective or anything so I really don’t mind pretending for the sake of this post. Let’s say it is her, and let’s say that she and the girls just had an evening filled with wine and body painting…. I hate that George Clooney bastard!!!

Stacy Keibler’s Booty Is Golden

I think I really need to get this Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Culo coffee table book, not only does it have hot Nicole Sherzinger and Irina Shayk booty, but it’s got George Clooney’s girlfriend baring it all. Here’s Stacy Keibler flashing her sweet golden booty in some fancy artsy shots. Obviously it’s pretty damn annoying that it’s filled with all these paint smudges, but I guess I’ll have to take what I can get. That’s a gold nugget I’d like to polish.

Stacy Keibler’s Cute Denim Booty

I’m kind of sad about these pictures of Stacy Keibler . I mean she’s obviously still pretty sexy, but after yesterdays pictures of her breasts pretty much falling out of her top, this is a bit of a let down. Shake it off. She’s still showing off her cute little booty in some tight jeans, that works I guess, sometimes you’ve got to take the good with the bad. I also thought I’d spice things up a bit by adding a classic lingerie wrestling match video. You’re welcome.

Stacy Keibler’s Breasts Come Out For George

Things seem to be going pretty well so far for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney, lucky bastard. Not that I really care, as long as things are going well, she keeps getting invited to premieres of his movies and I keep getting pictures of her with her breasts falling out of her dress. Here she is dropping an awesome amount of cleavage at the premiere of The Descendants . Amazing! The side shots are just heavenly. I want to accidentally stick my face in there for thirteen minutes or so. Call me. more pictures from of Stacy Keibler here