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Anne Hathaway Is Catwoman

If Anne Hathaway in a leather Catwoman outfit doesn’t get your juices flowing so to speak, I don’t know what will. The woman is hot enough in a pair of jeans, but dressed up as superhero? I almost can’t handle it, that booty looks bulletproof. She makes me want to scheme to take over the world from my secret island lair, I’ve devised a weapon that can only be disarmed by two women in bikinis leg wrestling in a pool of baby oil. Your move Catwoman .

Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pictures

These lingerie pictures of Stacy Keibler were way back before she was labeled George Clooney’s girlfriend. It’s a shame that Stacy covers herself up all the time now and I blame George. He must rule her with an iron fist. I know if I was dating Stacy she’d be heading out in public with booty shorts and a little sports bra all the time. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Melanie Iglesias Spring Break Bikini Party

I’ve had this Melanie Iglesias chick on the site before, that doesn’t mean I have the slightest idea who the hell she is, but we’ve met. That’s all I’m saying. Anyhow, here she is at some MTV spring break party in Vegas wearing her sexy little bikini. I like where her heads at, but it’s a spring break party lady… Lose the top and down some sort of flashy blue Tequila concoction. Let’s get this party started.

Stacy Keibler Works Her Hotness

It’s so nice to wake up to pictures of my favorite former WWE wrestling chick almost every morning. Thank you George Clooney. Here’s Stacy Keibler strutting her hot girl stuff in her sexy leopard print skirt. She’s so hot, and the fact that I’ve seen her wrestle other women in her thong just makes her even more incredible. Well done.

Stacy Keibler’s Long Legs Like To Party

Now that Stacy Keibler is secure in her position as official George Clooney arm candy, it looks like she’s got herself a little work on the side. Here she is hosting some sort of douche party over the weekend. I’m proud of her. I don’t know what her duties consist of, but I like the fact that she wore a short skirt so we can see those amazing long legs of hers. Yes please.

Kate Beckinsale Is Dangerously Hot

It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF on the planet right now, she’s just perfect, so I had to post these pictures of her at yet another Underworld nerd party. I don’t think it’s safe to have nerds around this hottie, one look in their direction and we’ll be hearing a lot of “Boing!” noises. That’s cartoon for erection. Although she’s probably use to dealing with stray boners.

Stacy Keibler Is Slumming It

Hmmm, I’m not sure Clooney would approve of this. Here’s Stacy Keibler out the other day in her fat girl on her period costume looking kind of…. Not good. This kind of thing was fine back when she was just some chick who used to wrestle other chicks, the good old days, but she’s moved up in the world and should know better than to wear this crap. A sports bra and some leggings on the other hand would work just fine. Just a heads up.

Hilary Duff Is A Super Human Hottie

I can’t believe I’m still writing about Hilary Duff , she’s about as pregnant as pregnant can be right now, but she still looks amazing. If we bred her with someone like John Stamos or Rob Lowe or one of those other guys who don’t seem to age, we’d have ourselves a litter of super girls. Women who won’t get ugly when they get pregnant and never look older than thirty. Amazing!! Too bad “society” frowns on that kind of thing. Your loss society.

Kate Beckinsale Is Just Incredible

With her sexy vampire or alien or monster movie or whatever it is doing so well at the box office, Kate Beckinsale must be riding high. Here she is at some Underworld event the other day launching teenage nerds into manhood with her super MILF powers. The woman is spectacular, she’s a national treasure. I don’t think she’s even American, but she belongs on a coin…. Topless of course. Call your congressman.

For The Fellas: Evelyn Lozada Brings Her Newly-Engaged, Puerto Rican, Reality Show Cakes To The Pages Of Maxim Magazine

Word? Maxim?? let us find out white guys wanna eat Evelyn’s spicy empanada… Gentleman, we have just gotten our hands on Evelyn Lozada’s pics from her new Maxim Magazine photoshoot and we present them to you in all their splendor. The reality show star and current finacee of one Mr. Chad Ochocinco is bringing her bra, panties, and heels game to a spread that might just make you say to your girlfriend: “Aye baby, I thought we’d watch “Basketball Wives together tonight.” Flip the script to peep the cakes…boo-boo!

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For The Fellas: Evelyn Lozada Brings Her Newly-Engaged, Puerto Rican, Reality Show Cakes To The Pages Of Maxim Magazine