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Jessica Biel’s Sweet Booty Profile

I don’t watch Jay Leno, I’m not sure anyone under the age of sixty does, but I have to say I’m impressed with his choice of guests. Here’s Jessica Biel giving us a nice quality look at her sweet sweet booty as she gets molested by the old guy. I hope someone from the staff said something to the authorities about this, this kind of behavior is unacceptable from our talk show hosts. Although, I’m pretty sure if I had the chance to give Jessica a phony cheek kiss, I’d probably get a little grabby myself. So hot.

Kate Beckinsale Is Straight Up Gorgeous

I post a whole lot of hot mom pictures, I know that sounds weird, but celebrity chicks make the hottest moms. Here’s one of the hottest MILF’s on the planet, Kate Beckinsale , strutting her stuff as she runs some errands yesterday. At least I think she’s running errands, hot women get all dressed up when they go to the grocery store right? It doesn’t matter, the woman is gorgeous, she’s in a tight white dress and she’s got my crotch all hot and bothered.

Sophie Turner Flashes Her Assets

There’s just something about a hot chick having her picture taken in the classic over the should booty pose that really works for me. Here’s one of the hottest nobody’s in the business today, Sophie Turner , showing off her assets in a really tight, really sexy black dress on the streets of LA last night. I love this chick. I would like to pretend that I’m a Saudi billionaire and rent her for the weekend. How much do you think that sort of thing will cost me?

Stacy Keibler’s Legs Are Ripped

Obviously now that she’s dating George Clooney, Stacy Keibler probably feels a whole lot of pressure to maintain a certain level of hotness, George tends to go through his women rather quickly, but I think this might be pushing it. Here she is looking as sexy as ever in her hot little short shorts, but what’s with the muscular Lance Armstrong thighs? Not cool. Those things look like they could wrap around me twice a squeeze the life out of me….. What a way to go. She should go to senior homes and offer her services. I’d do it.

The Not So Triumph Return Of Lacey Chabert

I use to post pictures of this Lacey Chabert chick all the time when I first started out in this business, that was back when she was kind of still a somebody, so I was happy to see that there were some more recent shots of her. Here she is walking around in her hot pink skirt looking a little underwhelming. I used to love this cutie. What a let down. The boobs are still nice though.

Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini

They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants. Thank you Jesus. I need more.

A Stacy Keibler & Audrina Patridge Tag Team

What the hell is this all about? Stacy Keibler and Audrina Patridge aren’t supposed to be hanging out together, one of them is banging international superstar George Clooney and the other one is Audrina Patridge . Personally I don’t care, I like when an odd couple of hotties get all dressed up and rub their bodies up against each other, but I’m not sure old George is going to be pleased about this. Unless there’s a threesome I don’t know about. I hate that guy.

Stacy Keibler Sexy Booty Workout

Stacy Keibler has always been in pretty damn good shape, she used to be a pretend wrestler after all, but now that she’s been dating George Clooney people are starting to care about how she does it. Here she is showing off her sexy workout routine in some pictures that are beginning to make me sweat a little. Not because it looks difficult, but because I’ve been staring at them in a dark room for about thirteen minutes. You know what I’m talking about. #exercise

Kate Upton Gets Served By Melanie Iglesias & Lisa Ramos

After seeing that awesome video of supermodel Kate Upton shaking her big breasts in a little bikini earlier this week, it never occurred to me that there might be some hot chicks out there who could be jealous of all the attention she’s getting. I keep forgetting the internet is filled with hotties looking for attention. Anyhow, here are Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos shaking their money makers in their own sexy dance video. It’s good and all girls, but the lighting is terrible, the angle is all wrong and I don’t see any breasts bouncing around in an inappropriately tiny bikini. I’m just kidding…. This is awesome! I think I just poked a hole in my track pants. Related Articles : Melanie Iglesias Spring Break Bikini Party Stacy Keibler’s Maxim Magazine Pictures Stacy Keibler Strips -N- Shines! Stacy Keibler’s Ass And Legs Are Covered Up Again!

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Kate Upton Gets Served By Melanie Iglesias & Lisa Ramos

Stacy Keibler’s Hotness Is Back For Men’s Fitness

Obviously Stacy Keibler has been all over the celebrity circuit over the last few months, that’s what banging George Clooney will do for a career, but it’s nice to see her back at work. Here she is on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine doing that thing where she makes my genitals move without anything touching them. Tingly. I’m not sure why she decided to wear such a big bikini, I guess it costs more to get her into a thong now, but I like it.