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Avril Lavigne Engaged To Nickelback Douche

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you ask most people what has been the cheesiest band of the last decade, you’re probably going to get a whole lot of Nickelback coming your way. So when I heard that Canadian pop-punker Avril Lavigne was going to marry Canadian douche-rocker Chad Kroeger, I vomited ever so slightly. What is wrong with this chick? If I had known she was into talented losers, I would have proposed to her months ago. I bet there will be a Nickelback song at their wedding, everybody says they hate the band, but there’s always some douche rocking out to a Nickelback at every single wedding. Ugh. Read all about it

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Jennifer Hawkins’ Sweet Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I normally prefer my bikini hotties to be on the beach or by the pool covered in baby oil, who doesn’t, but I’ve decided to make an exception this time. Here’s Jennifer Hawkins walking the catwalk in her hot bikini and heels. I could get used to this kind of thing. I mean, pictures of half naked hotties walking around in fancy shoes is never a bad thing.

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Joanna Krupa Should Live In A Bikini

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Seriously, is there anything hotter than a gorgeous woman in a bikini? Here’s Joanna Krupa at the beach in a very sexy, very little pink bikini. This woman belongs in a bikini, she should spend every day walking in various skimpy bathing suits. The smaller the better. I think it’s about time that Joanna gets herself a reality TV show, enough with the teasing pictures, I want to see this hottie in HD drinking and flashing that awesome body every week. Somebody get on that.

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Jessica Biel Drops A Little Sideboob

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who feels this way, but I think that a good quality sideboob shot is almost as hot as a full on cleavage shot. These days we see cleavage everywhere we look, the female border agent when I went to the Dominican Republic was dropping like six inches of cleavage, so a little sideboob is a nice change of pace. Here’s Jessica Biel giving us a pretty tasty little profile shot on the red carpet for Total Recall . I will definitely be recalling this later.

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Joanna Krupa Shows Us Her Puppies

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not normally into pictures of chicks cleaning up after their dog, there’s something about a woman with a steaming turd in her hand that doesn’t work for me, but when someone as hot as Joanna Krupa does it… I kind of like it. Here she is showing off her cute puppies. Ha! I don’t know who her friend is, but I approve whole heartedly. I think they should probably get a little closer together though, maybe lose the tops and kiss a little bit. Not in a dirty way, in a romantic way.

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Melanie Iglesias: Hula Hoop Hotness

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had this Melanie Iglesias hottie on the site before, we’ve met… in my dreams. Here she is showing off her sweet hulu hoop skills. She kind of looks like a smaller latina version of Lucy Pinder . I like it.

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Kate Beckinsale Vs. Jessica Biel: Total Recall Edition

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a tough choice. Both Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel are gorgeous. To pick one is too difficult. That’s why I am going to let you guys choose by commenting below . I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

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Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kat Dennings showing off her super impressive talents at the 2012 CBS Press Tour. It is no wonder why 2 Broke Girls is still on the air. Based on those boobies alone, they should renew the show forever! Anyway, all this boob talk is making me sleepy. I wish I could rest my head on those and never wake up.

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Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Deadly Hot

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing I can think of that’s better than a hottie like Joanna Krupa … Is two hotties like Joanna Krupa . Alright so these are shots of Joanna and her sister Marta, but it’s close enough. These two have got to be some of the hottest sisters out there. Here they are laughing and hanging out and posing for the cameras in their tight jeans and tube tops. I love it. I want to be the meat in this delicious Krupa sandwich.

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Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Deadly Hot

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing I can think of that’s better than a hottie like Joanna Krupa … Is two hotties like Joanna Krupa . Alright so these are shots of Joanna and her sister Marta, but it’s close enough. These two have got to be some of the hottest sisters out there. Here they are laughing and hanging out and posing for the cameras in their tight jeans and tube tops. I love it. I want to be the meat in this delicious Krupa sandwich.

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