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Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My new favorite use of social media is maximizing the Geotag, because people love to post where they are – when they are they – like they forgot about the pervert creepy 1990s internet where everyone wanted to be anonymous due to crazy fucking people raping and killing you…. And the reason I like the geotag, is to remind people of the raping and killing potential of the internet and geotags…you’re not safe just because you bought into the whole giving yourself a virtual life that mimics your real life in a polarized, filted, bullshit way…so that your insecure ass looks cool… I like to go to restaurants, click the geotag, find a hot chick in the place, google her, check her linked in, find out her dog’s name, and if I’m lucky find out her dad died when she was 6 – like I did yesterday – knowing that is a perfect opportunity for daddy issues…and girls with Daddy issues are the most fun…. So Daisy Lowe…”model”…is nice and thick but more importantly, she grew up without a dad – who ended up being a rich rockstar thanks to mom – who was married to Gwen Stefani and wanted everything from his past…including tranny fucking to go away…and what better way to make her go away than to give her money, and modleing career and an opportunity to show the world her big daddy issue tits… I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Magazine You Suck! Alexis Renn Edition

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This website at one time used to do 200K to 300K readers a day and now that social media and major corporations have taken over the interweb, it destroyed us little guys. However, we always produced quality material. Some of you may beg to differ, but you all know there is one way to showcase a hot chick and that is usually on her hands and knees with her ass up. Now you have these trendy magazines like Love Magazine, the new boring Playboy and Maxim using social media stars to help push their crap and it is crap. The talent just ain’t there. And as Trump says “believe me” they aren’t helping sales. Alexis Renn is a cute girl with a great body, but does not deserve the following that she has. She came into Instagram at the right time, just like I started blogging at the right time. And trust me, she will be irrelevant in 2 to 5 years when this phenomena dies. Just like how sites like mine who cover this shi%t are irrelevant! Especially, if material like this keeps coming out. Useless junk.

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Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit… Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger. The post Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career… She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this… The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens… The post Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking old…and despite looking good naked…typical, basic, fake titty blonde chick from the late 90s….but still good naked…she’s still pretty fucking old…so whether this is good or bad, I can’t really be a judge….because I think all tits – old or not – are great or worth looking at. I am a pervert, I am sex obsessed, everything I have done my entire life has been sex related, and whether I think a girl or glamour model from Y2K is pathetic at her core as she reaches for any visibility she can get or not….is irrelevant….the fact that she was able to take shitty photoshoots to shitty reality tv…to still exist is a feat in and of itself, as most hookers retire by this time…yet Krupa and her communist drive keep going to task…good job. The post Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jodie Sweetin Ex Meth Addict in Maxim of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the fuck is this all about Stephanie Tanner – the busty mom – and her big tits stripping down half naked like she’s got it going on in her 30s…because in her 20s, she was addicted to meth, spending all the full house money getting high, while the kids were at daycare or some shit, but more interestingly while DJ Tanner was out doing weirdo Christian missions, because all child stars are broken, addicts, who need saving…some just choose Jesus…while others have a little more fun with it… She’s back, her tits still huge, and I guess this is better than her being found dead during a relapse, you know second wind, second life, living the dream that was taken away from her when the show went off the air – leaving her with nothing…. But it’s not better than her being a drug addicted hooker you can afford to bang….because paying Stephanie Tanner for sex so she can afford her next hit would be something I’d save 100 bucks to do…just for the story….we’ll have none of that though because she managed that drug addiction…and if she relapsed she’s almost too old for the kind of crackwhorin’ I’d be into.. That said, She did Maxim… The post Jodie Sweetin Ex Meth Addict in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jodie Sweetin Ex Meth Addict in Maxim of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the fuck is this all about Stephanie Tanner – the busty mom – and her big tits stripping down half naked like she’s got it going on in her 30s…because in her 20s, she was addicted to meth, spending all the full house money getting high, while the kids were at daycare or some shit, but more interestingly while DJ Tanner was out doing weirdo Christian missions, because all child stars are broken, addicts, who need saving…some just choose Jesus…while others have a little more fun with it… She’s back, her tits still huge, and I guess this is better than her being found dead during a relapse, you know second wind, second life, living the dream that was taken away from her when the show went off the air – leaving her with nothing…. But it’s not better than her being a drug addicted hooker you can afford to bang….because paying Stephanie Tanner for sex so she can afford her next hit would be something I’d save 100 bucks to do…just for the story….we’ll have none of that though because she managed that drug addiction…and if she relapsed she’s almost too old for the kind of crackwhorin’ I’d be into.. That said, She did Maxim… The post Jodie Sweetin Ex Meth Addict in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, her name is Iskra Lawrence and she strips on the subway for the sake of generating attention to herself and her cause – which is really just an angle that she’s maximized on – and that she’s got 2.8 million followers from angling herself this way. She’s just decided to intellectualize her wanting to get naked, because she’s not even that fat, she’s just got a fat ass and fat legs, something I am sure rappers would fucking love… So listening to her rant…is fucking irritating…especially when her social media looks like this: I mean she’d have to angle it to be a bigger cause, activist, add a story to why you want everyone to see your fat ass. It’s all pretty fucking irritating, and a reminder of why whoever let women speak out, vote, and share their whining and annoying opinion back in the day failed us all…because as we all know…women fucking whine all the fucking time…it’s just so weird that pussy or sticking our dicks in pussy allow us to endure this painful fucking part of who they are… I mean, I call stripping on the subway to give some rant – totally fucking shameless and a cry for attention – and anyone who thinks her message is anything deeper than the way she conveys that message…is probably a fat chick jealous of her stripping down…. 95% of her pics are fetish – and something dudes who like thick legs and asses with a small waist can and probably do jerk off to…so keep up the ROLE MODELING you fetish model…. This don’t body shame, love your body shit is so silly….but this one’s cashing the fuck in – so why let that die….keep it going….girl… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Nov 19, 2016 at 6:30am PST More…..of her lie… A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on Oct 28, 2016 at 8:36am PDT The post Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Seth Rogan Passed Away

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No he didn’t die, but I wish he would stop making crappy movies.

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Barbara Palvin Does Maxim

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always liked  Barbara Palvin . She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim , and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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