Janet Jackson On Bedrest We knew it might not be that easy, but we are hopeful that the latest reports about Janet Jackson facing pregnancy complications are exaggerated. The latest tabloid reports claim that Janet is in a “life or death” battle to save her unborn child. Faced with a high-risk pregnancy, the 50-year-old pop star is following doctors’ orders and praying she’ll deliver a healthy baby, sources told Star . The “Control” singer is now on bed rest, and fears developing serious complications, such as preeclampsia and gestational diabetes. We haven’t carried a whole bunch of babies but we are pretty sure that nearly every pregnant woman has these same fears, particular pregnant women over 35. Still, the latest reports claim she is pretty much on strict bedrest and only allowed to be up and about for a few hours a day: “Janet has been told by her doctors that she can only be on her feet for a maximum of two hours a day because of her high-risk pregnancy at 50,” said a source. “The rest of the time, she either stays in bed or sits in a chair with her legs elevated.” Janet’s husband, Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana, 41, is so determined to have an heir that he’s arranged for her doctors to come to their home, confided the source. “Janet is in London trying to take things slow until the baby is born,” dished an insider. “She understands there are risks because of her age. She’s doing everything the doctors tell her to do.” Wissam and Janet can afford the best of care — of course their doctor comes to her — it’s only right. Do you think the tabs are blowing Janet’s “pregnancy complications” out of proportion?
Her name is Mara Teigen, she’s one of the first rounds of “famous” instagram models – who got a following because her half naked pics would make it to the popular page, but she never really maximized like other instagram models out there who were able to become household names….thanks in part to the Kendall Jenners of the world…and/or hip hop music…. This one was more cheesy, typical, her images repetitive as fuck, but in LA, the center of the world, so people followed her assuming she was someone, or connected, or at least fucking rich guys – and she probably was… But she just never broke through, sure 700,000 people follow her on that shit like she’s Tila Tequila and this is myspace…but they don’t actually give a fuck about her… So she’s taken it upon herself and her BOTOX face….to wear a sheer top and no bra for an event she knew paparazzi would be at…because…tits get you noticed…when you have no other marketable talent and you’ve pretty much peaked in terms of getting instagram campaigns for skinny teas…and protein powder… I just find social media content so fucking boring….but nipples…they are good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Justin Bieber has this new thing, don’t know if you’ve heard about it, where he is extremely rude to his fans that pay good money to hear him sing his songs in concert. It’s all very disappointing, but hey, it is Justin Bieber that we’re talking about. In one concert earlier this month, Justin got his feelings hurt when he was trying to tell a story and his fans wouldn’t stop freaking out about his existence. “Can you guys do me a favor?” he asked. “Can you guys relax for about two seconds?” “I get it, I get it,” he said, “but I’m like two feet away from you. And I can hear you.” “I appreciate all the love, it’s amazing, but can you show it in a different way? Screaming is just so obnoxious.” He asked his fans that “if you could just scream after the song, enjoy the song, and then take a chill pill for a second and listen to me speak.” Poor Justin complained that “I don’t feel like I’m being heard sometimes, and it gets a little frustrating.” Aww, what a sad, sad story, huh? But just wait, because it gets worse. A couple of days after Justin went on this rant, he went on another for the same reason: because he was trying to talk, and people were too excited to be silent . “I’ll just get to singing,” he told his fans with anger in his voice and rage in his heart. Justin Bieber Tells Off Crowd “I don’t mind cutting the bullsh-t because I don’t need to talk. I’m just trying to engage, but if you guys don’t want to do that then we can just play the music.” And then, a couple of days after that , this vicious cycle repeated itself. “I appreciate all the support, I appreciate love, I appreciate the kind things,” he scolded his fans . “But the screaming in these breaks has got to stop. Please and thank you.” “I don’t think it’s necessary,” he went on, “when I’m trying to say something and you guys are screaming. I feel like I wanna connect with you.” “The point of the no-screaming thing is that when I’m looking at you in the eyes you know that we’re actually having a moment and having a connection.” Justin Bieber Storms Off Stage What does Justin keep expecting to happen? He keeps saying that he wants to have a connection and he wants to be heard, but he’s playing concerts to thousands of people. There’s no way for them to have any kind of real exchange. Hence the screaming. It seems like a pretty simple problem to understand, but Justin is still struggling with it. He even wrote this long note on Twitter to try to express his feelings. But be warned: it’s real douchey. “People tend to want to shut you down,” he began. “What I mean by that is … people try to twist things, some people don’t want to listen.” “But I simply feel like, if I didn’t use this platform to say how I truly feel, and if I didn’t use this platform to be the man that I know I am, and speak from what’s in my heart, then I’m doing myself injustice, and I’m not doing anybody in this audience any justice.” “There’s going to be times where I say the wrong thing, because I’m human. But I don’t pretend to be perfect and I hope to God that, you know, I don’t say the right thing all the time because if that was the case then I’d be a robot, and I’m just, I’m not a robot.” “There’s times when I get upset … times when I get angry, there’s times when I’m going to be myself on this stage.” “When people try to twist things and say, ‘Justin’s angry at his fans. He doesn’t want his fans to scream’ that’s not at all what I was doing.” “All I was simply doing was wanting people to listen; to kind of hear me out a little bit. Certain people … certain cities aren’t going to want to hear me out, and you know, sometimes it’s my job to just say, ‘hey, I’m not going to try to force anything.'” “I just appreciate you guys tonight, listening to me and understand, and rocking with me. You guys are truly amazing.” So it sounds like he finally got a crowd to listen when he told them not to scream. It only took three immature, insulting rants and losing a whole lot of fans to do it. Congrats? View Slideshow: 15 Times Justin Bieber Has Apologized for Being an Idiot
Kylie Jenner dressed up as Christina Augilera’s “Dirrty” persona, but the end result made her just look dirty instead of “Dirrty.” Check out the simply distressing video: Kylie Jenner Dresses Up as Dirrty Christina Aguilera for Halloween If that didn’t clear your palate for the rest of the day, the full body shots probably will. Kylie’s straggly-looking hyper-blonde extensions were definitely put to good use, and we did get to see a lot of her banging, possibly-surgicially-enhanced body, but … Yuck. Think that was bad? Well hold onto your own asses, because things just got really awful. The following – disturbing – footage also proved that this Jenner girl just cannot dance either. Guess we can’t have all of the things all of the time, huh? Kylie Jenner as Dirrty Christina Aguilera for Halloween, Dances Provocatively Cringing so hard yet? We are, but not any more than the whole entire internet at once, because man, that is a lot of cringing. She pulled the look off “well,” and if by “well,” we mean she was only slightly less greasy-looking than Xtina’s original look. Yikes. Are you sorry you ate yet today? Don’t worry, though – boyfriend Tyga was there to protect Kylie’s modesty. In another snap, Kylie was shown covering up her ample ass with a jacket, while Tyga protectively held his arm around her. Isn’t love just grand? Kylie’s been all about showing off her body lately – as per the norm – and in a recent video, she stripped down to nearly nothing and made … lasagna? Her Snapchat videos have only gotten more and more bizarre as the months have gone by, and it’s apparent that she’s seeking some pretty hardcore attention. In the snap, which featured some serious flesh-flashing and lasagna-making, Kylie’s ass looked much bigger that it did in her Halloween costume. That? Well, it lent even more credence to the rumors that Kylie’s got some kind of manual pump in her front pocket that blows that ass up to magical proportions. Honestly, what even is that? And why do we have to be subjected to such mysterious things on a regular basis? We know it’s Halloween, and all the things are rife with scariness and ghouls and gobins and whatever else, but we never thought we’d be so afraid of a backside like we are of Kylie’s ass. Good God, may the saints or whoever else preserve … our sanity. View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who May Have Fake Butts
Have you been thinking to yourself, “Man, there sure doesn’t seem to be a lot going on with the ladies from Teen Mom lately.” Has Jenelle Evans’ latest pregnancy not been scandalous enough for you? Has Kailyn Lowry’s never-ending divorce been a little too tame for your taste? Well, if you’ve been looking for a little more excitement in your Teen Mom gossip, then look no further. Because Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood just got into a damn brawl. The Teen Mom OG ladies have been in L.A. this weekend to film the reunion show with Dr. Drew — you know the one. And it was during this filming that things took a turn for the trashy. Or, well, for the trashier. According to an audience member who spoke to Real Mr. Housewife, Farrah started it. Hold in your shock, and let’s get to the details. “All was going well during the reunion,” the insider began . “Farrah was taping her segment and Simon’s comments about other cast members came up.” You know the comments we’re talking about here: The ones that Simon’s made a few times now after the show airs, about how awful and ridiculous the other cast members are . (As if he’s not dating the devil herself.) “When Dr. Drew mentioned Simon had called Matt a pedophile , it seemed like he was heading in the direction of an apology, claiming it was all in fun.” But apparently not … “However, Farrah piped in and said ‘well, he does kind of look like a pedophile.'” And you know them’s fightin’ words. At this point, the source states that “Amber stormed onstage and started yelling at Farrah.” “Michael, Farrah’s dad, got out of his seat and got in between Farrah and Amber and was yelling at at Amber and calling her a bitch.” “Then Matt came onstage and got in between Amber and Michael.” The scene they’re describing sounds like this is a little less Teen Mom and a little more Jerry Springer, right? Or a lot more? But hold on, you haven’t heard anything yet. “Suddenly, things took a physical turn,” the insider went on. “All that could be seen was that Michael seemed to put his hand on Matt’s throat and Michael went flying into the audience.” “Farrah was yelling at Amber to punch her.” “Amber tried and just missed hitting Farrah.” As for the reactions of everyone else? “The other cast members were trying to get onstage,” says the source, who must have loved their front-row seat. “You could hear Maci screaming that she wanted to come on and was going to f-cking kill Farrah.” Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your outlook), security wouldn’t let Maci by them, and they took Amber and Matt offstage. That would bring an end to the fisticuffs, if not the bad blood; Farrah and Amber have had issues in the past, and it looks like they finally boiled over. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History This all sounds absolutely insane, but damn. Just … damn. You know we all watch Teen Mom OG online anyway, because come on, it’s a guilty pleasure … but when that reunion show airs? We’ll watch like our lives depended on it.
Tara Reid paraded her tiniest frame ever at a Maxim Halloween party over the weekend, and it would appear that she’s sporting her tiniest frame yet. That’s saying a lot, considering that Reid has long been in the public eye for being frighteningly frail, but this is even taking it to a whole new level. Check out the video. Tara Reid is TOO SKINNY Her arm basically disappears at one odd camera angle when she sweeps her lank hair out of her huge eyes. If you didn’t think that was scary enough, check out this up-close photo of her head. Her dome is easily twice the size of any other part of her body, and that’s … well, let’s just be polite and say “that’s not a good thing.” She’s always been pretty thin, but girl looks like she’s really going through it these days. Earlier this year, Tara was caught in a postively wasted state on video, rambling and ranting incoherently. While that’s generally par for the course, Reid put on some much-needed weight over the years and seemed to be drifting slowly but surely out of hot mess territory. In 2014, things were getting so out of hand that former costar Jason Biggs slammed Tara over her body … … Which, to be honest, kind of sucked. He said, “Tara’s body, I don’t know what’s going on with it.” “I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it,” he qualified. He laughed, and said, “No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.” In any case, she used to look like that, up there. And that’s a fairly fine way to look if you’re Tara Reid. She looked happy, and relatively healthy, and for the most part, off the sauce. But as anybody who knows Tara – or in our case “knows Tara – her disposition and demeanor are just as unpredictable as her body’s weight fluctuations. Whatever’s happening, girl, be healthy. We loved American Pie , and the Sharknado franchise , frankly, just wouldn’t be the same without you. That being said, girl – take care of yourself. The holidays are fast-approaching, and what better time to indulge and get cozy and do a “Netflix and chill” thing? Or perhaps just a “chill?” View Slideshow: 19 Celebrity Crushes from the 1990s: Where Are They Now?
I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick… The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it… Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them… Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh man. I guess all these years of giving Maxim sh%t and saying how the fashion mags do hotter photoshoots than they do finally worked. Because this shoot they just did with busty SI supermodel Hannah Ferguson is one of the hottest things I’ve seen in weeks. It’s definitely hotter than anything Playboy ‘s done in months. Not that that’s saying much these days, but still. I’m impressed. Enjoy! And keep ’em coming, please.
Amber Rose Shows Off “Dancing With The Stars” Body, Nick Cannon Admits His Attraction Amber Rose’s dance performances on Season 23 of “Dancing With The Stars” haven’t always been the best , BUT seeing her squeeze her cakes into the costumes and rehearsal getups has never been a disappointment. The model/feminist put them curves on blizzy Friday in a workout onesie… And we like it. A LOT! An we know we’re not the only ones that fatty made an impression on, because Amber’s manager Nick Cannon is now admitting he found it challenging “managing” not to chop those cakes to smithereens. Hit the flip to hear his freestyle “Holiday” where he talks about being tempted to touch! More pictures of Amber when you continue! AKM-GSI
RACY RACY….for GOOGLE OWNED OPPRESORS YOUTUBE… Marisa Papen is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – because all she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and based on the outfits all these instagram models wear, the bikini bottoms I can see their assholes in, the hard nipple and sheer shirts they wear outside…let it fucking happen.. I don’t think it’s art, but i like that angle to get girls naked, I just think it is naked human and for the most part…I like staring…looking not touching…because god knows where this chick has been…. That said, she’s taken her nudity to an “experimental film with weird tracking shots…so trippy…or stupid…definitely stupid.. that has zero story, that isn’t even nice to look at, it’s not even quite naked because her nipples are covered, but that is pushing as hard as she can to get views on Youtube…in a world that loves nudity, punishes nudity, and forces exhibitionists to get clever in their nudity…so that they can maximize their nudity reach… I say…as long as there’s nudity…I’ll look at nudity…but I am actually a freedom fighter when it comes to nudity and I have fought this fight for nudity on nudity by being a martyr – considered porn – not able to make the internet money all the other blogs made when blogs were a thing…a stupid decision in hindsight – but at the time – like Marisa Papen – I was fighting for a cause I believed in…as a pervert who likes nudity and doesn’t think it should be considered porn, especially since all the rich guys who decide where advertising goes are bigger fucking perverts than me, all repressed and fucking sexual assaulting because they live a life of a lie… That’s all I have to say about that…oh and…if this twat wants to get naked, I’ll keep on posting. The post Marisa Papen is Naked Enoon Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
