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#FlexGoals: Eve’s InstaExtravagance Is Melting The Internet

Eve’s Extravagance Is Breaking Instagram Rapper-turned-rich man’s wife Eve is out here LIVING after marrying billionaire millionaire entrepreneur Maximillion Cooper and evolving into celebrity royalty who’s easily flex goals in 2016. Hit the flip for a peek into Eve’s million dollar lifestyle.

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Dab Those Tears: Odell Beckham, Jr. Has Been Fined THIS MUCH In Just The First 4 Games Of The Season

Odell Beckham, Jr. Fined $72k In First 4 Games Of NFL Season Odell hasn’t been having his best season …and he’s been taking out his frustrations on kicking nets right and left. But the baller has even more to cry about now…he’s been fined $72,463 in just the first 4 games of the season, mainly for unsportsmanlike conduct on the field. His most recent fine came on Monday night against the Vikings — $24,309 for taunting Xavier Rhodes after he was hit late in the second quarter. Via ESPN : The penalty was Beckham’s sixth for unsportsmanlike conduct, unnecessary roughness or taunting since entering the league in 2014. It was the third time in four games this season he was fined for his on-field behavior. In Week 1, Beckham was involved in a group celebration that cost him $12,154. In Week 2, he was docked $36,000 for a hit on New Orleans Saints safety Kenny Vaccaro. The most recent fine brings his total to $72,463 through four weeks this season. After the 24-10 loss, Beckham said he wasn’t happy with the flag. “I just have to understand if I sneeze the wrong way, it will be a flag,” he said. “It will be a fine. If I tie my shoes the wrong way, it might be a fine or a flag. It is what it is. You have to understand that. As tough as it is to understand that for a 23-year-old who has been blessed with a lot that God has given to me — an amazing amount of ability and amazing amount of everything — it seems like it’s all working against you.” Beckham has been fined more than $150,000 since entering the league. Man. This guy might want to cut out the tantrums and score at least ONE touchdown if he’s gonna have to pay up like this… Pepsi/Getty

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You Woke Up Like This! 7 Ways To Have A Flawless Morning

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Maximizing your day to its full potential is the true key to being a boss chick who wins at life.

You Woke Up Like This! 7 Ways To Have A Flawless Morning

You Woke Up Like This! 7 Ways To Have A Flawless Morning

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Maximizing your day to its full potential is the true key to being a boss chick who wins at life.

You Woke Up Like This! 7 Ways To Have A Flawless Morning

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne won’t stop…she just keeps on posting…and we keep on looking…and whether she’s 40 and pretending to be 18…or just an overdeveloped creepy redhead…trying to maximize her celebrity…and that works out perfectly for simple minded people like me because most overdeveloped redheads I come across are terrifying, rugby playing looking creatures…who are big enough to wrestle you down for sex…provided they even bother with dick…and don’t go straight for the strap on date rape because they have a lot of anger brewing in them from all the years of being rejected by dudes and bullied for their overly pink pussies, transparent nipples, and gross contrasting neon orange pubic hair… So keep it coming Bella Thorne…you sexual being who sexualizes herself…like all young aspiring girls do…reminding us that it’s still ok to want to fuck girls…it’s an animal instinct and it’s ok to sexualize women…you’re coded that way…and they are coded to refuse to give you sex because you’re gross but you can jerk off to their tits…life is about compromise.. The post Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family… The post Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd Is Amazing!

I know I like to rag on mens’ magazines like Maxim and point out how the fashion mags usually put out better, hotter photoshoots than they do. But I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, and this latest photoshoot from Dutch Victoria’s Secret model  Romee Strijd is one of the hottest things I’ve seen from any magazine in months. Well done, guys. It’s just too bad we have to wait a whole nother month for the next one. » view all 11 photos

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Want To Own Your Own Company? Build Your Business Credit Score Now

We constantly hear about ways to boost our personal credit score, but if you have entrepreneurial dreams you have to start thinking about your business credit score as well. To have solid business credit, it’s imperative that you have a good business credit score. “Business credit is the amount of money (a maximum balance) that a business can owe companies such as vendors and suppliers that doesn’t require an immediate payment to prevent disruption of the goods and services being provided to the business. Very much akin to a credit limit on a credit card,” CFO Matt Verbin, CFO of online retail site Tanga, told us. And if you are thinking about going into business for yourself with a business that might need financial loans then you’ve got to build your business credit… [ MadameNoire ] The First Family Teams Up With SXSW For ‘South By South Lawn’ Festival Back in March, President Barack and Michelle Obama visited the vastly growing SXSW festival in Austin, Texas, speaking on topics that ranged from education to civic engagement to creative thinking and entrepreneurship. Apparently, the festival inspired the dynamic duo so much that the Obama administration has teamed up with SXSW to create ” ‘South By South Lawn,” a smaller-scale edition of the festival. Location? The White House, of course. A one-day event scheduled for Oct. 3, there will be a panel of discussions, short student films and live performances, running in the same vein of the festival’s Interactive, Film and Music components, NPR reports… [ MadameNoire ] Drake Opening Venue In Houston, It’s A Strip Club Drake‘s ongoing love affair with Houston has been well-documented. The latest is Drizzy prepping to open a venue in Houston early next year that pretty much sounds like a strip club, although he says it isn’t, sort of. ‘The Ballet” event that the 6 God had been promoting on social media turned out to be a Houston pop-up. “It’s 12:45 at night…I just want to thank everybody for coming out tonight,” said Drake at the event on Sunday night/Monday morning (Sept. 6). “This about the fact that there’s a culture out there of dancing. And it’s not about no strip club sh*t. It’s really about these amazing women that we got in one spot. This music that we got. This Houston culture that we got…” [ HipHopWired ] Diddy Says Black Community Got ‘Shortchanged’ By Obama Administration [ HuffingtonPost ] Eazy-E’s Daughter Says Jerry Heller Was a Grandfather to Her [ TMZ ] End Of An Era: Did Lil Wayne Just Retire From Rap? [ iHeart Radio ] Actress Lena Dunham Is Upset Odell Beckham Jr. Didn’t Want To Do The Nasty With Her [ Baller Alert ]

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Want To Own Your Own Company? Build Your Business Credit Score Now

We constantly hear about ways to boost our personal credit score, but if you have entrepreneurial dreams you have to start thinking about your business credit score as well. To have solid business credit, it’s imperative that you have a good business credit score. “Business credit is the amount of money (a maximum balance) that a business can owe companies such as vendors and suppliers that doesn’t require an immediate payment to prevent disruption of the goods and services being provided to the business. Very much akin to a credit limit on a credit card,” CFO Matt Verbin, CFO of online retail site Tanga, told us. And if you are thinking about going into business for yourself with a business that might need financial loans then you’ve got to build your business credit… [ MadameNoire ] The First Family Teams Up With SXSW For ‘South By South Lawn’ Festival Back in March, President Barack and Michelle Obama visited the vastly growing SXSW festival in Austin, Texas, speaking on topics that ranged from education to civic engagement to creative thinking and entrepreneurship. Apparently, the festival inspired the dynamic duo so much that the Obama administration has teamed up with SXSW to create ” ‘South By South Lawn,” a smaller-scale edition of the festival. Location? The White House, of course. A one-day event scheduled for Oct. 3, there will be a panel of discussions, short student films and live performances, running in the same vein of the festival’s Interactive, Film and Music components, NPR reports… [ MadameNoire ] Drake Opening Venue In Houston, It’s A Strip Club Drake‘s ongoing love affair with Houston has been well-documented. The latest is Drizzy prepping to open a venue in Houston early next year that pretty much sounds like a strip club, although he says it isn’t, sort of. ‘The Ballet” event that the 6 God had been promoting on social media turned out to be a Houston pop-up. “It’s 12:45 at night…I just want to thank everybody for coming out tonight,” said Drake at the event on Sunday night/Monday morning (Sept. 6). “This about the fact that there’s a culture out there of dancing. And it’s not about no strip club sh*t. It’s really about these amazing women that we got in one spot. This music that we got. This Houston culture that we got…” [ HipHopWired ] Diddy Says Black Community Got ‘Shortchanged’ By Obama Administration [ HuffingtonPost ] Eazy-E’s Daughter Says Jerry Heller Was a Grandfather to Her [ TMZ ] End Of An Era: Did Lil Wayne Just Retire From Rap? [ iHeart Radio ] Actress Lena Dunham Is Upset Odell Beckham Jr. Didn’t Want To Do The Nasty With Her [ Baller Alert ]

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