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Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t give a fuck about assless Stella Maxwell. There’s something about her that I just can’t fucking stand. She’s just this opportunist who has no business being anything more than an instagram model, but she manipulated her way into the Victoria’s Secret party circle and used her fake friends to get in front of the right people – who packaged her as the hipster VS model… Then she managed to make her Miley go alone with the whole being a lesbian – because it was good marketing for her tour that as soon as it ended went back to Miley being normal, you know putting that “character” up on the shelf until it’s next public appearance after the cash grab….and that mutually beneficial hustle from manipulating Miley to help endorse her…worked out better for her and and the whole thing is so frustrating because I hate when garbage pulls off serious scams… But I will look at her or any skinny model bitch naked – I don’t care enough about their garbage behavior that works enough to let it outweigh her naked… These pics are for Maxim Magazine, a magazine that used to buy traffic for me when I had more traffic than they did because I am god of the internet…shot by Gilles Bensimon, the old time photographer who has been doing this since the 60s, but more interesting was DOING ELLE MACPHERSON at her prime – which is amazing because she’s amazing and these pics are obviously the best Stella Maxwell has looked – nothing a little money, fame and success can do to a set of shitty hipster tits.. The post Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinstant Video Selections: Aquarius, Samurai Cop, and More 6.1.16

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The first day of the month brings with it plenty of skin-filled options for your streaming pleasure!… read more

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Victoria's Secret Angel Stella Maxwell Tops Maxim Hot 100

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The etherial blonde covers Maxim’s 2016 June / July issue, where she’s crowned queen of the annual Hot 100 list! Awesome areola action ahead! … read more

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Kelly Rohrbach Topless on Set of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re the rumored pussy that Leonardo DiCaprio puts his dick in, even if he doesn’t put his dick in you, and even if it is only for a few months while he’s rolling out the next titty models to fake date….you need to maximize that as hard as you can…like Kelly Rohrbach… You see, she was a low hanging fruit with a great body and tits, who was in one issue of Sports Illustrated SWIM…a magazine that barely even exists anymore…and the A-Lister and boom – life happened for her big tits.. Big tits she’s busted out on set in Malibu, because to me…she’s still a low level titty model…because she is.. I wwonder how good of a surfer she is…as she poses with her surfboard…I mean…when you get past staring at the tits… More importantly, I wonder why her tits look so sloppy…I’m such a hater…but I am not hating, I’m just pointing out the sloppy tits.. All this to say…at least she’s not Charlotte McKInney… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Topless on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ForLoveandLemons is the instagram model, fame whore, sugar baby favorite lingerie company… It’s the higher end, than the mall brands out there, you know the shit designed for poor people with a dream, instead it’s more trendy for poor hot girls with a dream to trick men into buying for them…because hot girls are not into what all the basic women are buying up…they are into what all the other basic hot girls who are all pretty much the same but on private jets are buying…. Bitches go nuts for this shit…and I appreciate that their markeitng shoots have nipple in them, with hot girls, even if the pics look at bit too instagram for me…I like it better than what other poeple are doing so here it is.. The post For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst on a Balcony in Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If this was 3 years ago, any picture of Kirsten Dunst on a balcony, would have probably been of her contemplating jumping. Her career was shit, she was a mess, I think she went to rehab, she was just another product of rich kid who got into the industry young, eaten up and spat out faster than the producer cum she sucked out of dicks for jobs…. I guess her magical sabre tooth and awesome tits on her small frame carried her to get back into the mix, back on track, because today’s balcony pics aren’t her jumping, they are her celebrating in Cannes like a real actress… Inspiring…even when you’re a feeling sorry for yourself entitled bitch, there’s always a second wind…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst on a Balcony in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money… But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits. Here she is eating Ice Cream… Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts… A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT She’s a babe…I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS IN HER WHITE TITTY SHIRT CLICK HERE The post Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current… That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly… So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media… Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO… This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense… The post Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham Does Maxim Magazine

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I know I’m probably going to get more hate mail for this, but I didn’t approve when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue put Ashley Graham on their cover , and now she’s got a Maxim cover too? It just further proves my theory that Maxim ‘s turned into a woman’s magazine. I mean, if I was going to do a photoshoot with a plus-size model to show that fat chicks are beautiful too, I would have had Ashley sprawled across a buffet stuffing herself with fried chicken. See, now that’s embracing being fat. And I know for a fact it would be much sexier than any of this crap. Continue reading →

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Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I zoomed into this intentional Selena Gomez panty flash…at least 5 times…hoping I’d see a wet spot, a stain, a tampon string, a little labia poking out, anything…but I came back with nothing…because she’s Disney trained and knows if she’s going to do an intentional panty flash for the paparazzi in Paris, she’s going to make sure all loose ends are covered…. You only live once, so maximize, because in her case, all Chemotherapy treated…but still partying…while full of LUPUS…living may not be that long – so flash those panties for your fans when you can…it may trick the non believers into wanting to fuck you – even though all dudes want to fuck anything – with or without panty flashes… This is almost as desperate as how she hangs out with Taylor Swift..for spillover attention from the media…lame… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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