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Joanna Krupa does anything and everything she can to get noticed or to stay relevant, not that she was ever relevant, don’t think I meant to say she was ever relevant, even when she was on TV, which was her most relevant, she still was so low level and barely relevant…… But she’s no longer on TV, so anyone looking for some free endorsement, even low level, really fucking low level, I’m talking not even the low hanging fruit but rather the three week old fruit already on the ground that wasn’t even good enough for the squirrels to eat low grade….you know some barely a prositute that was on TV once..has someone to turn to… She’s got zero going on and even when she had things going on, she had nothing going on, she was a fucking Maxim model in the 90s, so trying to find anything that will feature her to make her feel like she still matters, or works or has value and they feature her because it’s better than getting all press is good press, even if it’s Joanna Krupa press….and the only people who will run with the story, like this PETA don’t wear wool because it hurts Sheep, at least if you get your wool at some kind of horrible slaughter house…because I track hookers…like a hooker GPS…it’s still free….and free is good… The post Joanna Krupa for PETA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is better than IKEA… Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers… Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager… I am more into this pic of her that she posted: The post Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress… The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees… Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live… I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this… Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe.. Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right? And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius…. The post Hannah Davis for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If a reality TV fame whore, who was an ex Glamour model, which is code for hooker who gets invited to Maxim Superbowl Parties, gets topless on the beach….showing the world her fake tits like she was still in her 20s…or even her 30s….does she make a sound… The answer is yes…of course she makes a sound…we like our Chicago raised Polish immigrants topless, especially when it comes from a place of desperation and survival, after spending the better part of her life – thinking she’s amazing…cuz all you dudes suck up to these idiots not realizing it makes their hooking unaffordable…. But I like when they fall off, especially when they look this good, with their little fake tits flashed…cuz those communist Genes are tight…and trying to remind you that she exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Glamour Model Lucy Pinder is in People Magazine Australia, which is an interesting international trademark fail by People Magazine in the USA, but that is pretty much as smutty as People Magazine in the USA, instead of reaching the lowest common human in the trailer park at the Walmart Checkout counter, their smut is more literal..with naked girls who are essentially hookers or strippers…that maximized the UK Glamour model thing when it was a thing, before instagram and all girls getting naked, to pepper their newspapers with tits inspiring people to buy the papers, because tits get hits…or some shit… Her name is Lucy Pinder, she was some kind of big deal in titty modeling a decade ago, and I guess she’s up to her old tricks because it’s all she knows… The post People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is: Lizane Gutierrez Her story is: She accused Chris Brown of hitting her…and I guess no one cared or borther, they didn’t even really care when he beat the fuck out of Rihanna, at least not enough to get him arrested or to ruin his career. Motherfucker is still dancing like an angel for tween girls… Her strategy to make it last is: To get naked wherever the fuck this is, showing the world her tits and pussy hair, because why the fuck not maximize whatever exposure you can get because when you’re a fake model, read PROSTITUTE, you do what you can to get that tabloid fodder you’ve dreamt of all your life to continue… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Some Chick who Accused Chris Brown of Assault is Naked appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition… I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from… I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see. There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense…. That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this… The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want! I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse. The post Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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