The February 2016 issue of Maxim features the amazing Elsa Hosk on the cover and her photo spread is an instant contender for best Maxim spread of all time! h/t Drunken Stepfather
I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… It looks like Maxim Magazine is now a women’s mag. I think they must have been bought out or something. Because judging from the latest issue, they’re no longer catering to men. Or at least, to real men who like sexy girls. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Elsa Hosk is hot. But with Playboy no longer doing nudity and Maxim no longer doing sexy photoshoots, it looks like men will just have to resort to using the Internet to get their fix… Like they have been for the last 15 years.
Khloe Kardashian told some media people in her quest to get more and more relevant, despite being old and big…the monster Kardashian…using the most basic, crass and vile strategy her family crafted to create their success…to garner some attention to her…where a handful of black dudes and high testosterone guys who aren’t official gay but aren’t really into girls, the Khloe Kardashian audience, probably got excited…some people get sucked into the fame…while others jerk off to beastiality…and the rest of people who have some taste, even no standards, but aren’t into freakish shit…like animal sex…are collectively thinking “disgusting”…and some think she already had a sex tape – in the Leo Movie, where she played the bear… Either way, she’s showing her abs…that aren’t abs, but that are liposucked disgusting with her sister…and people care…when they should only care enough to plot a gang lynching, you know murdering them for polluting the world…like they should. The post Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists…. I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them… I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of… Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that.. The post Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy.. She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters. It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Move over, Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed . There’s another famous couple who would like to engage in some public displays of affection. And you know one half of it pretty darn well. Nina Dobrev and Austin Stowell, who have been a romantic item for about six months, recently took a ski vacation together. But the former Vampire Diaries star and Public Morals actor didn’t merely hit the slopes. They clearly hit each other as well. In the sexual sense, that is! Dobrev did not include a caption with the image above, but she also recently shared a collage on Instagram of her and her boyfriend having a blast together. “Throwing it back to the other day when I baked a carrot birthday cake #HappyBirthday/Christmas#RudolphTheRedNosedAustin,” she wrote as an affiliated message to that picture. Dobrev, of course, dated her Vampire Diaries co-star for many years. But she and Somerhalder split back in 2013, much to the chagrin of fans of this CW drama. They remained on good terms, however, though you can no longer watch The Vampire Diaries online and see Dobrev as Elena Gilbert because she departed the series after Season 6. Somerhalder went on to marry Reed this past spring, with the two gushing over each other on social media every chance they get. View Slideshow: 33 Hot TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life That must have been hard on Dobrev, but she and Stowell went public with their relationship back in October… in the most adorable way possible. First, Stowell posted a screenshot of his Twitte feed, writing: “That awkward moment when you realize you don’t follow your girlfriend on Twitter #socialmediaproblems @ninadobrev.” Dobrev then replied: “That awkward moment when u realize ur not following him either&gotta do it realfast b4 he realizes.”
Move over, Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed . There’s another famous couple who would like to engage in some public displays of affection. And you know one half of it pretty darn well. Nina Dobrev and Austin Stowell, who have been a romantic item for about six months, recently took a ski vacation together. But the former Vampire Diaries star and Public Morals actor didn’t merely hit the slopes. They clearly hit each other as well. In the sexual sense, that is! Dobrev did not include a caption with the image above, but she also recently shared a collage on Instagram of her and her boyfriend having a blast together. “Throwing it back to the other day when I baked a carrot birthday cake #HappyBirthday/Christmas#RudolphTheRedNosedAustin,” she wrote as an affiliated message to that picture. Dobrev, of course, dated her Vampire Diaries co-star for many years. But she and Somerhalder split back in 2013, much to the chagrin of fans of this CW drama. They remained on good terms, however, though you can no longer watch The Vampire Diaries online and see Dobrev as Elena Gilbert because she departed the series after Season 6. Somerhalder went on to marry Reed this past spring, with the two gushing over each other on social media every chance they get. View Slideshow: 33 Hot TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life That must have been hard on Dobrev, but she and Stowell went public with their relationship back in October… in the most adorable way possible. First, Stowell posted a screenshot of his Twitte feed, writing: “That awkward moment when you realize you don’t follow your girlfriend on Twitter #socialmediaproblems @ninadobrev.” Dobrev then replied: “That awkward moment when u realize ur not following him either&gotta do it realfast b4 he realizes.”