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50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day

Bella Thorne is the future…..at least according to all the internet blogs that post pics of chicks…because they are written by perverts into looking at chicks….for dudes who are also perverts into looking at chicks…because they are too “lazy”…to get actual chicks…and by lazy, I mean pathetic and incapable of talking to girls… She’s everywhere, which must be exhausting for a 50 year old, pretending to be an 18 year old, who has a rocking body that hardly looks 18, but that still looks amazing for its age… I guess what it comes down to is – thank god for Stage parents from florida, who choose hollywood over meth in the trailer park and stupid sized fake tits…..the reasonable sized one asre much better. Here is the video…of her celebrating being 18…at 50 Here are some pics… Here she is for snapchat on thanksgiving…perverts… Here is her less successful sister, also from the same fame whoring family, maximizing her sister’s success, with some big tits in a small bikini pics…she blocked me on instagram, so I don’t like this one…but tits in a small bikini have no hate…or anger…no matter what horrible person they are on…they belong to the world… The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day

celeber.ru Find Your California, not because it’s lost…but because some hipster, make-up artist, with access to celebrities because there’s a circle and when you’re in it, even the dumbest of ideas get co-signed, especially when they are based around the state that gave these egos the egos they have…there’s a love for the sunny weather…and all the money it has made them…via Disney…also created in California… So here’s Vanessa Hudgens participating in the “movement” that’s hardly a movement, but rather subpar, average at best pics and I’m just mad Vanessa Hudgens didn’t find her California when she posted or leaked those nude pics…because we should revisit those..now that she’s not 17…or pretending to be 17….to get her bush removed from the internet… I prefer when ASHLEY BENSON found her California with a sheer bra top – showcasing what really matters about Ashley Benson…and what I guess she’s learned from her California…once she found her California, and that is that her tits..can carry her…. But these will do, I guess. The post Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day

If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tinashe Lickin’ Toilets for Dazed of the Day

You may know Tinashe from Polar Express… Well now she’s a pop singer…and she’s licking mini toilets for some fashion magazine… Which means dreams do come true, when you have proper stage parents who whore you out at 7 years old…allowing you to blossom into edgy hipster performer – because that’s what the kids are into – even though “hipster” doesn’t even exist…everything is mainstream…tumblr…thanks internet for killing scenes and making cool kids in scenes no longer exist…we are inclusive, politically correct, god’s people, even though there is no god, that would be cultural appropriation…all these pussies… I am just mad that the toilet isn’t life sized and dirty…the way I like girls to lick toilets when I fuck them…I’m a romantic… Here’s the video… The post Tinashe Lickin’ Toilets for Dazed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 90th birthday by doing a shoot for Maxim, like it was 1996, with Gille Bensimon, who is a great photographer, but also who peaked when he was married to Elle Macpherson in 1990…making this like a throwback thursday on a tuesday…where she’s showing her ass and titties… I don’t really get the direction of Maxim, who before they got bought by some rich kid from Texas, who may or may not be an arab…(oil money)….would send me lawyers letters like little pussy bitches…”why are you posting and promoting are photoshoots you jerk”….even though they used to buy traffic from me…so confusing…but not as confusing as Alessandra Ambrosio still… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bare Booty For Maxim!

I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year  Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim ‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim ‘s able to show bare butts now . If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes. Continue reading

Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”…. At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass. Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that. The post Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Apparently, this is Zoe Kravitz in a bikini…I wouldn’t know, because I don’t really like insignificant kids of people who are famous, but who I never really cared about, you know the light skin Denise from the Cosby show, that made no sense based on her coloring, making me think at a young age that Claire wasn’t loyal, and possibly the reason Bill went into drugging and raping girls…thanks to his power position…and Lenny Kravitz..who always annoyed me with his Jimmy Hendrix impersonation….creating life…that lives in Florida and acts like some spiritual, artist…floating through life…thanks to a trust fund… I’m not bitter about rich kids, I just don’t believe they deserve attention, when all they do is produce shitty music and/or appear in movies…instead of using their money to do go in the world… What I’m saying is that we don’t need another celebrity kid, trying to become a celebrity…the world or pop culture or the media is filled with enough garbage…and we should save the new recruit position for people who need the money…not the people who have it…Perpetuating the 1% is just annoying, especially when she’s not that interesting… even when it is in a bikini. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alina Aliluykina, by David Bellemere of the Day

I don’t know why but in my notes I have a link to a modelmayhem that says “sign Alina Aliluykina to stepGIRLS”…a modelmayhem that no longer exists…I guess she’s made it, and felt having a modelmayhem account was cheap and not what real models have.. No wait, I do know why I had a note saying to sign this girl….it’s because of her massive fucking tits…tits that a girl who doesn’t need to be a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but who is no longer a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but rather is an actual model…who doesn’t actually get paid to model…but who gets naked in front of cameras for photographers with a following…who like her tits.. I assume someone advised her to delete modelmayhem….because it is trashy…and if you pretend you’re not trashy…the bookers will listen…especially with these tits… I know nothing about her, but these are by pervert Playboy, LUI, Victoria’s Secret, Maxim photographer David Bellemere…who gets top quality girls naked…this one is for Treats! and her tits are massive… This isn’t art, or fashion, it’s softcore porn, erotica..good… The post Alina Aliluykina, by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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