In a terrible and offensive to all viral stunt…Clickbait famewhore Em Rat Cow and her bikini line have decided to continue with the clickbait in the worst viral stunt in the history of viral stunts…that include Lena Dunham as her bikini model…because it attaches her to people more famous than her, who may be working on TV shows and movies that Rat Cow wants to be cast in, and this is some aggressive dick sucking, that she knows far too well… Or maybe this is just her art, making a monster looking bitch look like a monster that she is, but in a bathing suit…rather than her regular nude, which is on another level of offensive…so if anything we should be giving Rat Cow a thanks and asking her “but why aren’t your tits in this shit”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Josie Canseco has a classic whore look, which makes me think that her mom was a stripper that her dad came inside during one of his off days from steroids, you know when his dick was functional and his balls not upside himself as steroids do…. If you look close enough, when she’s not all done up, she’s got a little too much Jose in her face, mainly in her eyes, making her look semi-retarded or asian.. That doesn’t stop the social media system to celebrate her all because her dad was a star Baseball player, like Gretzky’s daughter before her…in this era of young rich girls wanting to be models… The hair is big, the body is banging, the half nakedness relevant..so here she is modeling for the people at Galore …who I guess are still putting out magazines of pop culture to the young people…who don’t buy magazines…doing solid glamour shoots like they were MAXIM with these young eager to be model girls…and it’s all quite magical…if you don’t actually believe in magic…and realize this is what happens when your dad is a rich jock with too much money to spoil his baby girl with… At least she’s fit doing this hustle and not a fat pig….respect. READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE MORE PICS GALORE The post Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
WENN.com André 3000 Fan Shares Remarkable Story About Running Into Him There’s a heartwarming André 3000 story circulating the internet right now about an Outkast fan named Tiana who just happened to bump into the Atlanta rapper Thursday while strolling the streets of Soho. At the time of the encounter Tiana was wearing a t-shirt with Dre (born Andre Benjamin) plastered on it wearing one of his famous costumes from his 2014 live show run that read “across cultures darker people suffer most. why?” Tiana said Benajamin was just as excited to see her (and her shirt) as she was to see him and that he snapped several photos of her and also obliged her request for a picture. Sounds like a dope experience, riiiight? Tiana shared her story on Twitter and got retweeted nearly 30K times on the platform while being favorited over 188K times! Crazy right. Peep the thread below: walking down a silent block in Soho – Andre 3k (my mf hero) walks out of a coffee shop as I’m passing. “Oh my God you’re on my shirt rn.” He was acting just as hype as me, which maximized my level of happiness/excitement x10000. What a good day. pic.twitter.com/ICHTng8b8z — TIANA (@itsTiana) August 29, 2018 If you missed some of the tweets, Tiana dug up old messages from 2014 where she stans Dre during one of their tour stops from that year. It’s really sweet stuff. Funny enough Andre is wearing a t-shirt bearing Anita Baker’s face in the photo with Tiana — just goes to show he can relate riiiight?
As much as I think Lais Ribeiro is a hot piece, I am surprised that Maxim Magazine put her on the cover. No disrespect to Lais, but I haven’t done one post on her in over a year, which means she is not that relevant to men now and I feel by looking through her Instagram she is catering to a female crowd which is smart on her end, since there is more money in that. All that being said, Maxim is a thing of the past and they should hire me to revive their magazine.
So hey, remember that time that Farrah Abraham was staying at a hotel in Beverly Hills and then started arguing with other guests at the hotel? And then when a security guard came to escort her away from those poor guests, she flipped out and assaulted him? You remember! According to the security guard and several witnesses, Farrah hit the poor man with her forearm and grabbed his face and shook it. Then, when police arrived, she told them to “f-ck off” several times, which, you know, isn’t great. She was taken to jail and stayed there for a good long while until she was released, and a few weeks later, she was officially charged with battery and resisting arrest. Pretty much from the very moment she was released from jail, she’s been telling anyone and everyone that she’s not guilty. She’s said that she was set up because she’s famous , that she’s being bullied by everyone who claims she’s guilty … you know, just classic Farrah denial. But the fact remains that several witnesses, including police officers, saw what actually happened, and they all agree that Farrah broke the law. So, famous or not, she’s facing jail time. When she was officially charged, the word was that she could spend a maximum of 18 months in jail for her crimes (the ones she committed that night at the hotel, not the ones she’s committed against humanity over the years). Also when she was officially charged, her first court date was set for today. So what happened?! According to a new report from Radar Online, Farrah was offered a plea deal. If she agreed to the deal, then the battery charge would be dropped and instead, she’d be charged with trespassing, a misdemeanor. She wouldn’t go to jail at all, but she’d be on probation for three years, and she’d be required to take 26 anger management classes and do some community service. As part of the agreement, she’d also stay away from the hotel where this whole nightmare went down. It sounds like a pretty great deal, right? You have to imagine that there were cameras at the hotel that perhaps caught some of Farrah’s fit, but even if there wasn’t, police officers probably make pretty convincing witnesses in court. Besides, Farrah is a single mother. Wouldn’t she want to take this deal if it means avoiding jail time, just so she could be there for her daughter? If she had the slightest bit of common sense, she’d agree to the plea deal and be done with it. But, as we all know, she does not have the slightest bit of common sense. And so when she was offered the deal in court today, she did not take it. As her attorney explained, Farrah isn’t into the idea of pleading guilty to trespassing because “She was clearly allowed and permitted into the hotel so there is no reason to agree to that.” But as Farrah herself told the site, “I’m not accepting the offer because I’m not guilty.” “I have gone through a lot of counseling and therapy,” she claimed. “I am also very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues.” “I can literally submit that to my lawyer, show that to the judge and it would still override this fake offer.” How funny is it that she actually siad “I am very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues”? There aren’t any official rules on it or anything, but it seems like people with no aggressive issues wouldn’t cause such a ruckus in a hotel that they’d be escorted out by a security guard. And non-aggressive people certainly wouldn’t tell police to go f-ck themselves. As for the “very mentally stable” part, well, there are hours upon hours of Teen Mom footage to prove that wrong , not to mention footage from her other reality shows, plus her social media accounts. But sure, girl, whatever you say. Farrah also said “I clearly had a valet and I was not trespassing. I didn’t batter someone.” “This is just, to me, another form of, again, ‘No celebrity face, there would be no case.'” Does she honestly think she’s so famous that all these people would make up some story about her assaulting a security guard? And even if she was, why would that happen? What does anyone stand to benefit from her going to jail over this? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Facing Jail Time For Assault! Still Hilariously Denying Everything! Farrah is due back in court on September 21st, so we’ll have to wait until then to see how everything plays out.
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After taking home Maxim’s Hot 100, it looks like Kate Upton is stepping up her Instagram game and now going to work her boobies to gain more followers and potential teeth whitening deals. The future is bright!
I call this photo series – Saggy sag Dairy Cow from the Midwest…about to get milked…. But the truth is that Kate Upton is a powerful woman, showcasing her femininity…using her natural huge, and disgusting, sloppy breasts as a marketing tool, that would make her grandfather, the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes…that WHIRLPOOL proud he revolutionized the washing machine to give his offspring….the opportunity to be famous for tits. I don’t hate Kate Upton or her tits, I just don’t really know what the point of her is…besides the tits… I don’t think I’m the one objectifying anyone here…. I think it’s pretty clear who is….
Tallia Storm is some big thighed Scottish singer who has a publicist mother – who was smart enough to train her daughter to whore herself out…at events like Cannes where this is her third or fourth year attending…working the paparazzi by jacking bikini bottoms up her cunt…because that is how you get noticed, increase her profile and exist in this world filled with noise.. Also clever to use the whole Scottish thing as an angle, big fish small pond, maximize local media and eventually break through to the mainstream… If you have a busty 18 year old teen girl near you to exploit…the world is your fucking oyster…and here’s Tallia Storm’s oyster eating bikini bottoms…
