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Chocolate Decadence — Celebs 'Milk' the Holiday and We 'Eat It' Up!

“Chocolate,” begins one ode to the tasty treat. “From the days of the Aztecs and Mayans it’s been considered an aphrodisiac, and it undoubtedly remains the sexiest, most sensual food out there.” … read more

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Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 Recap: Expired Juice?

The waiting game continued on  Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 . For yet another week, a bulk of the hour was dedicated to Jax and SAMCRO moving from one alliance or club to another; striking up a deal with Tyler and the Niners here, making up with Marcus and The Mayans there, all aiming to take down August Marks in the end. Watch Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 Online The pattern has grown a little tiresome over the course of Sons of Anarchy Season 7 , as it’s difficult to even keep track of what moves are meant to accomplish what goals. Chess may be a fascinating game to play, but it’s a bit boring to watch, know what we mean? The decisions Jax are making right now may very well result in an explosive/shocking/suspenseful pay-off down the road, but it continuously feels these days as if Sons of Anarchy is spinning its wheels before arriving there. We can only watch so many meetings with so many fellow club presidents without rolling our eyes. In this case, it was a question of working out a deal with the Mayans and also the white supremacists (oh, and also the Grim Bastards; there are so many to remember!) to take down some African-Americans and leave their bodies at Pope Industries. Everything, of course, is building to the big reveal that Gemma killed Tara. Nero started to piece together something being amiss between Gemma and Juice after seeing that the latter drove the former’s car to try and strike his own deal with the Mayans. He wanted to trade it for safe passage to Mexico. But The Mayans turned Juice over to SAMCRO and we ended with them walking their ex-club member out… to his death? Hopefully we’ll find out next week. It was a welcome sight to see this storyline come to a head, as it’s similarly felt like a lot of running in place where Juice is concerned. But not this arc has to play out in some (likely deadly) way, shape or form in the very near future. Gemma, meanwhile, broke down and cried to Nero over what Juice might tell Jax. She didn’t specify, of course, leaving viewers to wonder if she’ll be able to come up with some new lie to cover her Tara-killing tracks. What did you think of this Sons of Anarchy episode? Is the Gemma storyline enough to keep you tuning in each week? Or do you wish SAMCRO was up to something a little more interesting while we waited and waited for her truth to come out? Sound off below and visit TV Fanatic to watch Sons of Anarchy online . Ready for a look ahead to Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 7 ? Here you go: Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 7 Promo

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Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 Recap: Expired Juice?

Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 Recap: Expired Juice?

The waiting game continued on  Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 . For yet another week, a bulk of the hour was dedicated to Jax and SAMCRO moving from one alliance or club to another; striking up a deal with Tyler and the Niners here, making up with Marcus and The Mayans there, all aiming to take down August Marks in the end. Watch Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 6 Online The pattern has grown a little tiresome over the course of Sons of Anarchy Season 7 , as it’s difficult to even keep track of what moves are meant to accomplish what goals. Chess may be a fascinating game to play, but it’s a bit boring to watch, know what we mean? The decisions Jax are making right now may very well result in an explosive/shocking/suspenseful pay-off down the road, but it continuously feels these days as if Sons of Anarchy is spinning its wheels before arriving there. We can only watch so many meetings with so many fellow club presidents without rolling our eyes. In this case, it was a question of working out a deal with the Mayans and also the white supremacists (oh, and also the Grim Bastards; there are so many to remember!) to take down some African-Americans and leave their bodies at Pope Industries. Everything, of course, is building to the big reveal that Gemma killed Tara. Nero started to piece together something being amiss between Gemma and Juice after seeing that the latter drove the former’s car to try and strike his own deal with the Mayans. He wanted to trade it for safe passage to Mexico. But The Mayans turned Juice over to SAMCRO and we ended with them walking their ex-club member out… to his death? Hopefully we’ll find out next week. It was a welcome sight to see this storyline come to a head, as it’s similarly felt like a lot of running in place where Juice is concerned. But not this arc has to play out in some (likely deadly) way, shape or form in the very near future. Gemma, meanwhile, broke down and cried to Nero over what Juice might tell Jax. She didn’t specify, of course, leaving viewers to wonder if she’ll be able to come up with some new lie to cover her Tara-killing tracks. What did you think of this Sons of Anarchy episode? Is the Gemma storyline enough to keep you tuning in each week? Or do you wish SAMCRO was up to something a little more interesting while we waited and waited for her truth to come out? Sound off below and visit TV Fanatic to watch Sons of Anarchy online . Ready for a look ahead to Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 7 ? Here you go: Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 7 Promo

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Miley Cyrus Dresses as Sexy Santa, Twerks ON Santa

Quick, what do Robin Thicke and Santa Claus have in common? Each has been a victim of a Miley Cyrus Twerking attack. The “Blurred Lines” singer felt the wrath of Miley’s rear end at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, of course, while Saint Nick got a front and very center seat for the booty-gyrating move at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles last night. Watch now and try not to let the image sully your holiday season: Miley Cyrus: Twerking on Santa! Of course, Twerking on Santa wasn’t the most headline-worthy news about Miley this week. Might she actually be getting back together with Liam Hemsworth ?!?

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Rebecca Black is Back: It’s Saturday!

Oops, she’s done it again. The 16-year old viral star has released a follow-up to her 2011 hit single ” Friday ,” one that picks up exactly where that track left off. What is it titled? “Saturday,” of course. In the official video for the song, Black and her friends are cleaning up after an evening spent partying (yeah!), dealing with tossed-away solo cups, passed-out pals and a poker set. Then… they hit the beach and throw yet another shindig! Watch now, take note of the profound lyrics ( This Saturday we gonna do it bigger than we ever have before, I don’t want this Saturday to end! ) and wonder: Were the Mayans only off by one year? Rebecca Black – “Saturday”

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End Of Days??? ANOTHER Man Swallowed By 18-Foot Sinkhole On St. Louis Golf Course!!

Is THIS the apocalypse that the Mayans foretold??? St. Louis Golfer Falls Down 18-Foot Sinkhole On The Course Via AJC Suddenly being swallowed up by the earth on a golf course’s fairway drove a wedge between Mark Mihal and a stellar round. The 43-year-old mortgage broker was counting his blessings Tuesday and nursing a dislocated shoulder sustained four days earlier when he tumbled into an 18-foot deep sinkhole on the 14th hole of the Annbriar Golf Club near Waterloo, Ill., just southeast of St. Louis. Friends managed to hoist Mihal to safety with a rope after about 20 minutes. But the experience gave him quite a fright, particularly following the much-publicized recent death of a man in Florida who died when his bedroom fell into a sinkhole. That man’s body hasn’t been found. “I feel lucky just to come out of it with a shoulder injury, falling that far and not knowing what I was going to hit,” Mihal, from the St. Louis suburb of Creve Coeur, told The Associated Press before heading off to learn whether he’ll need surgery. “It was absolutely crazy.” Uh, ya think?! Golfing with buddies, Mihal was waiting to hit his third shot, some 100 yards from the pin on the par 5, when he noticed a bathtub-looking indentation about knee deep just behind him on the fairway. At just one over par for the round, the golfer with a 6 handicap was on a roll. Mihal remarked about how awkward it would be to hit out of the odd depression, and then walked over to give it a closer look and took one step onto it. “It didn’t look unstable,” he said. “And then I was gone. I was just freefalling. It felt like forever, but it was just a second or two, and I didn’t know what I was going to hit. And all I saw was darkness.” His golfing buddies didn’t see him vanish into the earth but noticed he wasn’t visible, figuring he had tripped and fallen out of sight down a hill. But one of them heard Mihal’s moans and went to investigate. “He just thought it was some crazy magic trick or something,” Mihal said. Yeah, a magic trick, abracadabra, presto-change-o, poof, vamoose son-of-a-b!t$#. Watch your step, it’s real out here. Image via AP

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Alpacalypse 2012: Doomsday Never Looked So Cute!

The end of the world is going down today, the Mayans tell us. You’ve surely heard. What you probably haven’t considered is that predictions of the December 21, 2012 apocalypse were all just a clever ruse … to divert attention from the real threat. The ALPACAlypse! A meme devoted to the llama-like furballs is wreaking cute destruction on 12/21/12. So sometime today, expect a torrent of alpacas to rain down upon us, bringing fire, brimstone, the end of human civilization and a whole lot of furry silliness. Seriously, have you seen one of them? See more Alpacalypse images below:

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Doomsday Countdown: Top 10 End Of Days Essentials

We doubt the world ends before Sallie Mae collects her past due payments but, if it does , we’ve compiled an essential list of items and celebrities you’d want with you when zombies fall from the Heavens and the sun explodes. Here’s our first (and maybe last) annual end of days essentials list. May the odds be ever in your favor. Photo credit: Twitter

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Extended, Frightening Trailer

TLC is about to prove the Mayans right. Because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres on August 8. The reality show is a spinoff of Toddlers & Tiaras and it stars the six-year old named Alana Thompson who has come to be known as “Honey Boo Boo.” It will also star Thompson’s her 12-year-old sister Pumpkin… and her 17-year-old pregnant sister Chickadee… and her 15-year-old sister Chubbs… and her 40-year-old daddy Sugar Bear. Somewhere, though, even Sarah Palin is shaking her head at how ridiculous these names are. Watch an extended trailer for this madness now and then go hide under your bed. The world may come to an end any day now…

Snooki is Not Pregnant But She Is Showing Off Tit of the Day

I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about….. But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists….. I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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