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Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up… This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson Thanksgiving Dance Off of the Day

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:09pm PST Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here… Part 2 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:11pm PST Part 3 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:13pm PST Part 4 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:19pm PST

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Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with… The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money… I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gary With Da Tea Reveals Who Inspired Him To Wear Thongs! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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It wasn’t until now that we even knew Gary With Da Tea wore thongs (maybe because it’s none of our business). But nevertheless, he recently…

Gary With Da Tea Reveals Who Inspired Him To Wear Thongs! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Racist Cops of the Day

It’s always the black families who get pulled over, end up scuffling with the police…only to get shot at…and I blame racist cops…I mean if these people were white folk, they would have probably never been pulled over…preventing running out of the car and physically assaulting the cop cuz you don’t like how he’s talkin’ to yo’ momma… This may not be a funny or hot video to you, but I think it’s awesome.

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Katy Perry Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone is excited about these Katy Perry pics…maybe because of her big tits…or because she’s hiding…everything wrong with her…I figured I have no choice to post these even if they aren’t very inspiring…at all…because they are Katy Perry…and she’s the fucking devil sent here to rape our brains…with bad music…but for some reason…people love her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Katy Perry Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone is excited about these Katy Perry pics…maybe because of her big tits…or because she’s hiding…everything wrong with her…I figured I have no choice to post these even if they aren’t very inspiring…at all…because they are Katy Perry…and she’s the fucking devil sent here to rape our brains…with bad music…but for some reason…people love her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Kate Gosselin: Looking for Love, Reality TV Fame

Run and hide, men around the world. Kate Gosselin wants to find love again. And, hey, if it comes along with the fame and fortune of another reality TV run, the mother of eight won’t object. Not long after expressing sorrow for her former life and series , Gosselin is shopping a dating show around to the networks, according to E! News. “She is ready to get back into the dating game,” an insider says of Gosselin . “She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She’s excited, this is a chance to start something new.” The source adds that Gosselin is having trouble tracking down Mr. Right in her everyday life (maybe because she’s a terrible person) and is even willing to “travel around the country” as part of the program. Kate and ex-husband Jon Gosselin are on great terms these days and the country is clearly clamoring for at least one of them to step into the spotlight again. No, wait. It’s the exact opposite. What would you title a Kate Gosselin dating show?

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