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Sick Burn: Grace Jones Thinks Kim Kardashian Is A “Basic” Azz Beyotch

Grace Jones Calls Kim Kardashian “Basic” And Slams PAPER Magazine #BreakTheInternet Cover There are plenty of people who aren’t very fond of the shenanigans of one Kimberly Noel Kardashian West . One of those people is music and fashion icon Grace Jones. The eccentric chanteuse didn’t bite her tongue, nor mince a single syllable in her ‘Private Life’ autobiography when talking about Kim and the infamous #BreakTheInternet PAPER Magazine cover: When he took a photograph of Kim Kardashian with a champagne glass perched on her ass in an impossible pose like the ones he did with me over thirty-five years ago, I asked him why he was giving her – a basic commercial product – his ideas? This seemed to contradict his spirit of integrity, which he has protected for so long. Why was he repeating himself, just to give her a little flare of publicity, quickly absorbed by the next puff of self-promotion?” Well, he replied, ‘I got the feeling that if I didn’t do that photograph, she would have simply copied the idea anyway. I might as well copy myself.’ His ideas are are so powerful that repeating them decades later still causes a hell of a fuss, however temporary…He might have done it to wind me up a little as well. Which he did. Grace sound hella butt hurt. What do you think of her comments? Did her baby daddy disrespect her legacy by allowing Kim to re-create her iconic photo? Images via Jean-Paul Goode/PAPER

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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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V/H/S Poster: The Sundance Horror Hit is Coming This Fall

The horror anthology V/H/S was one of the freshest genre discoveries to come out of Sundance ’12 , and this fall it finally arrives in theaters and on VOD. Revel in the found-footage conceit — done particularly well here, spanning short segments by the likes of Adam Wingard, Ti West , Joe Swanberg , and more filmmakers to keep on your radar — with a look at the official poster, itself a clever, cryptic spin on the old hand-marked VHS tapes some folks still have lurking in dusty closets and basements. Of course, most vintage mystery tapes don’t house footage of untold horrors like the ones “documented” in V/H/S — I hope. Over the course of six segments (tied together by a set-up about a gang of punks tasked with breaking into a house) surprises abound, which I’ll leave for you to discover. Head to Movies.com for the poster premiere, where you can view a high-res version of the poster and pore over the meaning of each VHS label in the design… which reveals far more dated tapes than what is shown in the film. What does that mean? HOW MANY HORRORS HAVE WE YET TO DISCOVER?? V/H/S will be released On-Demand via Magnolia on August 31 in theaters on October 5. [via Movies.com ]

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V/H/S Poster: The Sundance Horror Hit is Coming This Fall

V/H/S Poster: The Sundance Horror Hit is Coming This Fall

The horror anthology V/H/S was one of the freshest genre discoveries to come out of Sundance ’12 , and this fall it finally arrives in theaters and on VOD. Revel in the found-footage conceit — done particularly well here, spanning short segments by the likes of Adam Wingard, Ti West , Joe Swanberg , and more filmmakers to keep on your radar — with a look at the official poster, itself a clever, cryptic spin on the old hand-marked VHS tapes some folks still have lurking in dusty closets and basements. Of course, most vintage mystery tapes don’t house footage of untold horrors like the ones “documented” in V/H/S — I hope. Over the course of six segments (tied together by a set-up about a gang of punks tasked with breaking into a house) surprises abound, which I’ll leave for you to discover. Head to Movies.com for the poster premiere, where you can view a high-res version of the poster and pore over the meaning of each VHS label in the design… which reveals far more dated tapes than what is shown in the film. What does that mean? HOW MANY HORRORS HAVE WE YET TO DISCOVER?? V/H/S will be released On-Demand via Magnolia on August 31 in theaters on October 5. [via Movies.com ]

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TMZ’s Funny Family Photo Contest!

Filed under: Contest Did you and your loved ones pose for a holiday card that turned out to be hilarious? Email it in for TMZ’s Funny Family Photo Contest and you could win some awesome holiday gifts … just like the ones in Santa’s sack!!! ** CLICK HERE for contest rules… Read more

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Shakira Shakes It In Tight Pants

It’s been a while since I’ve had Shakira on the site, so I’m really glad to see that she’s still shaking her ass somewhere in the world in tight little outfits. Here she is on stage showing off her amazing body in some tight ass pants like the ones Sandy wore in Grease . Hot and nostalgic. I’m actually really glad that skin tight pants and knee high boots have become the new look for chicks, now when I spend my afternoons watching college girls walk up and down stairs at the mall it’s worth it. Time well spent.

Black British couple shocked by ‘miracle’ blonde, white baby

A BLACK British couple have spoken of their amazement after their baby girl was born white, with blue eyes and blonde hair. Doctors say baby Nmachi Ihegboro is not an albino and attribute her appearance to an unknown genetic mutation. Nmachi, whose name means “Beauty of God” in the Nigerian couple's homeland, has confused genetics experts because neither of her parents has any mixed-race family history. Dad Ben Ihegboro said: “The first thing I said was 'What the flip?' We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages – not saying anything. “She doesn't look like an albino child anyway – not like the ones I've seen back in Nigeria or in books. She just looks like a healthy white baby.” He added, “My mum is a black Nigerian, although she has a bit fairer skin than mine. But we don't know of any white ancestry. We wondered if it was a genetic twist. But even then, what is with the long curly blonde hair?” Mr Ihegboro was quick to quell any murmurings of infedility, saying: “My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that.” Mum Angelaadmitted that she was “speechless” when she first saw her baby girl, who was delivered by C-section. “I thought, 'What is this little doll?' She's beautiful, and I love her. Her color doesn't matter. She's a miracle baby. But still, what on earth happened here?” she said. Nmachi is now at home in Woolwich, southeastern London, with siblings Chisom and Dumebi. Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/black-british-couple-shocked-by-miracle-blo… added by: eden49

True Blood Cast Photo: Do Bad Things

Sounds like Tiki Barber is heeding the advice of HBO. For its latest True Blood cast picture, that network has relayed the following message: Do Bad Things. Unfortunately for his wife, and millions of New York Giants fans, the former running back has taken this message to heart. Or, to be more specific, to penis . But we digress. Pictured below: Kristin Bauer, Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgard, Sam Trammell, Rutina Wesley, Deborah Ann Woll, Ryan Kwanten and Nelsan Ellis… The new season of True Blood debuts on HBO on June 13. We cannot wait.

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Funniest Celebrity Gossip Rumor of the Day: Britney Spears Given "Bra Ultimatum" By Dad

Control her finances? Yes. Her schedule? Yep. Medical decisions? Check. Her choice of undergarments? Well … would you really be surprised? We doubt there’s any truth to it, but Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, has reportedly given the singer a “bra ultimatum,” according to various reports . No word if Jason Trawick would “support” this. The story is that the conservator is tired of pics like the ones seen here… and probably half the entries in of our gallery of Britney Spears pictures lately. Thus, he imposed a “must wear bra” rule on his famous daughter. NO BRA, NO PROBLEMO : Orders from pappy or not, Britney Spears has no use for pesky underwire support. Ding dang, them puppies are gonna be hangin’ out, y’all . Other sources close to the fam tell us there is no such rule in place, although it has been talked about. Big Papa Jamie Spears is said to have concluded this: You can’t make any 28-year-old woman wear a bra if she doesn’t want to … especially Britney. In fact, he laughed when he heard the story of his “demand.” Michael Lohan might want to consider instituting such a policy once he’s granted a conservatorship over Lindsay . Or at least make her put on pants. Yeesh.

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Jay-Z Elaborates On Blueprint 3 Album Cover

‘These things are like the forgotten pieces in hip-hop,’ Hov says of the instruments on the cover.

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