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Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day

Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place… She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics.. The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly… So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up.. But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine… This is for CLICK HERE The post Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day

I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney…. I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work… I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way… I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian… The post McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day

I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney…. I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work… I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way… I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian… The post McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney’s Social Media Cleavage Show

I realized the other day that we haven’t everybody’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney in a while. And I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I can’t wait a whole ‘nother year for the 2016 Summer Olympics, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. And after some Instagram creeping “serious journalism,” here’s what I found: a whole bunch of seriously hot pictures that McKayla’s posted recently. So, do I have to go somewhere to pick up my Pulitzer, or will they just send it to my mom’s basement? Either works. » view all 14 photos

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an Olympic Hero…and as an Olympic hero, part of a gold metal winning team, thanks to discipline and lunatic parents, who the second they could, got her into acting and social media hustle, as Gymnastics alone isn’t very lucrative, and with that attitude, it trickles down to her level, leading to selfie smut that isn’t smutty enough to be inapproprirate, but is smutty enough that dudes can jerk off to her thinking she’s all innocent… What I’m saying is..this is McKayla Maroney and her family playing you for their personal gain…enjoy…cleavage… The post McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner And Cara Delevingne Are Rich Girl Models

Don’t get me wrong, I think  Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne make a great pair, and I’d be more than happy to invite them both over to my mom’s place for a sleepover. But I don’t really get the whole model thing with these two. Sure, they’re both hot in a sense, but they’re not exactly supermodels. I guess it’s easy to become models when your parents are uber-rich. I mean, I wish mine could’ve bought me whatever I wanted. Starting with a night with these two… » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Did McKayla Maroney Get A Boob Job?

In case you didn’t know, I’ve got something of a sixth sense when it comes to hotties getting work done. And maybe I’ve just got my nose too close to the screen, but it sure looks like  McKayla Maroney ‘s funbags have gotten bigger since the last time we saw them. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this video of our favorite gymnast answering her fans’ Twitter questions and see for yourself. Either way though, forget gymnastics, I think McKayla should consider trying out for the Olympic motorboating team instead. And I’d be happy to help her train for it. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that.

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McKayla Maroney Assumes Position

Now that our favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is over 18, she can do all sorts of fun things, like buy cigarettes, vote, and most importantly, pose for awesome photoshoots like this one for Adidas without getting my readers put on a government watchlist. And if that isn’t worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. So enjoy, but just take a cue from McKayla and remember to stretch first.

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Lauren Cohan for Nylon of the Day

I guess it would make sense for the media to release pictures of Lauren Cohan from The Walking Dead – the day after The Walking Dead happened on TV and someone like me who never saw the Walking Dead….and will never see The Walking Dead…because other than Zombieland – I can’t fuck with Zombies….they are a stupid concept for me to care about, even if the idea of an apocalypse by disease ridden half dead brain eating monsters to reset the world and how horrible it is – is a fantasy I’m sure we all live with, at least after spending an hour or two on Facebook and having your soul and your intelligence destroyed by society.

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McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert… I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.

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