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Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Battle of the Blog Designs: The Guest of a Guest vs. Gawker Design War

Today’s Page Six had an especially glorious item, pitting the designs of two gossip blog networks against each other , with chatter that someone’s totally biting our shit off : the socialite chronicling Guest of a Guest , and Gawker Media . That’s us. Whenever I get to bust out the #SelfReferential tag, the sun is shining down especially bright on God’s Bloggy Children, and today is no exception. See, we kind of look like one thing, and Guest of Guest kind of looked like another thing. And then one day, someone who works for us noted that this one thing ( Guest of a Guest ‘s design) looks like the other (our design) a little too much. And we’re going to leave it up to you, the people, to decide if it does! The timeline goes like this: On Thursday, someone who works here pointed out between the two websites. Then, the guy who pays me pointed it out. Like this! As they say in the “rap game,” SHOTS FIRED. Take a look: Cameron Winklevoss —in short, a shiny Ivy League-educated Olympic rower with an entrepreneurial streak, stellar last name, and twin brother—did in fact claim to invent Facebook, and you can read about that stuff here . Whatever , because later that evening: BANG. More shots. The link was to a Tumblr account presumably opened up by design people Hard Candy Shell, with one post on it: And here I’d compare this to Biggie and Tupac except, well, they were both thugged out rappers whose art will stand the test of time, and, uh, this is about two blog networks. Ha. So, anyway, on Friday, a Guest of a Guest Tumblr post asks the world if my boss is going “batshit.” And Guest of a Guest’s Rachelle Hruska fired back with her own allegation of noting that our company’s recent blog acquisition, CityFile, looks like Guest of a Guest. Take a look, decide for yourself: Rachelle also noted that her redesign party was four months ago . For the record, that Tips box you see at the top of the screen launched for us back in October about a month and two days before Hruska’s redesign party. Whatever. Now, if you have yet to open your motion sickness bags, we’ll come back around to today’s Page Six item, hysterically titled BLOG FIGHT, in which this goes down : “It’s a bit silly,” said one blogger. Asked to comment, Denton told us, “Cameron Winklevoss claimed he invented Facebook,” and noted that Winklevoss settled a lawsuit against [Facebook founder] Mark Zuckerberg “for millions of dollars. So it’s surprising he has neither the cre ativity nor the funds to come up with his own Web design.” Said Hruska: “Who is Nick Denton ?” Me-yow, sister. I reached out to Rachelle Hruska and Cameron Winklevoss for quote because I know I’d get a screamy email if I didn’t, and Rachelle returned to me with this: “You know what they say, punch a bully in the eye and watch him cry. This has nothing to do with our site (which has been in steady state for months), rather Denton’s bruised ego after we described his “acquisition” of cityfile a lackquisition and pointed to how New York media sheepishly lapped it up. Since then Denton has been squealing like a stuck pig on twitter and working to plant a piece in page six. Who would have thought the custodian of negativity’s cesspool and king of ad hominem attacks would take such offense to tempered skepticism? The fact that Page Six ran with this is confirmation of our original thesis and that Stockholm Syndrome is rampant in New York Media. Hopefully Los Angeles Media puts up slightly more resistance when Denton comes looking for their lunch money. We launch our LA site tomorrow .” Haha, is “lackquisition” a real word? I don’t care. Also, nice plug . Whee! I’d reach out to Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton for comment but honestly he’s probably annoyed that I spent any time on this at all. Also, if in fact he actually cares about this, the publicity that was a byproduct of this post for Guest of a Guest is pretty undeniable! Finally, if he has anything to say, he’ll probably drop in the comments, or write me a terrifying email. So I’m leaving it up to you, the people! One more look-see: And you decide! Did Guest of a Guest rip Gawker’s design off? ( opinion )

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PGA Makes Rehab Slip about Tiger Woods

Filed under: TMZ Sports , Tiger Woods The PGA Tour Commissioner just slipped when he was talking to the media earlier today …. and said Tiger Woods is still in rehab.At the Accenture Match Play Championship, a reporter asked Commissioner Tim Finchem said, “I don’t know what his … Permalink

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The Palins Want Some of Levi Johnston’s Dirty, Dirty Playgirl Money

Remember when Sarah Palin went on Oprah and scoffed at Levi Johnston for getting paid for “pornography?” Well now she wants a piece of the action. The Palins have subpoenaed Playgirl for Levi’s check stub. The Levi Johnston/ Bristol Palin custody battle is getting ugly. The Palins are trying to get as much cash out of Levi as they can, which means discovering just how much money he made last year. In their quest to uncover the total salary from his media appearances and disappointing “naked” photoshoot, Bristol has subpoenaed the magazine to find out what they paid him in the deal. We’ve been running under the assumption it’s around $25,000 and some revenue sharing, so based on how much the photos made, Levi might have scooped up even more (hence the subpoena). However, Playgirl also heard from Levi’s enabler/exploiter/lawyer Rex Butler telling them to keep mum about the sum. Bristol is seeking $1750 a month in child support, but Levi is trying to pay less because his income is “erratic.” Considering his income is built upon exploiting his Sarah Palin connections, which have been severed, no wonder it’s erratic. And this public shaming is just the Palin’s latest attack to disgrace Levi, America’s stupid high school boyfriend, in the press and make themselves look better. If, by doing so, they have to rub elbows (and other parts) with the filthy vermin they turn their noses up at, then so be it. Isn’t it great to have principles?

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Is There A Feud Boiling?

Looks like J-Woww is turning into J-Whoa! There are rumors swirling that the catwalk for Kim Kardashian’s BeBe fashion line almost turned into a catfight when several members of the media flocked to the Jersey Shore star, holding up the start of the show. It seems Kim felt like she was being upstaged! Not sure if we’re buying it because J-Woww wasn’t even wearing one of her trademarked deep-V side-boob exposing shirts.

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How Not to Be a Foursquare Jackass

The ideal tool for robbery has apparently become Foursquare, the iPhone app for sharing your whereabouts with your 900 closest friends. And your least discreet buddy might be in league with the thieves. Here’s how to avoid being that friend. The new website PleaseRobMe.com is designed to illustrate the criminal potential of Foursquare. It shows Foursquare users tweeting the fact that they are no longer at home, and thus that their valuables are potentially vulnerable to thieves. The site has certainly gotten people’s attention . What’s especially scary is that even if you are careful about broadcasting your location, your “friends” can still screw up your security. We’ll explain below, and throw out some other important “Don’ts” for this latest social networking technology to finally reach your most annoying buddies: Don’t check in from a friends house : We realize you want to brag about the party you’re at, or maybe are desperate to enliven it with some fresh blood. But do not do this, because it means giving up their address, and if your friend ever tweets about being on vacation, the savvy thieves will know exactly who to burgle next. As PleaseRobMe puts it ( via Agency Spy ), “Now you know what to do when people reach for their phone as soon as they enter your home. That’s right, slap them across the face.” Don’t check in from work : This is annoying and pointless. Your friends know where you work. And your public is not impressed that you’re gainfully employed. Some people think it’s fun to try and become “mayor” of the office, i.e. the person who is there the most hours. (We’re looking at you, CNET.) But becoming mayor of the office just telegraphs, “I have an utterly perverse definition of ‘accomplishment.'” (Possible exception: If you work at Foursquare like these guys at left, via Scott Beale .) Don’t become Foursquare friends with pure Facebook ‘friends: ‘ We first saw this tip on the website Old Media New Tricks, and it’s especially relevant when you start thinking about crime. If you only “know” someone through Facebook or Twitter, they shouldn’t have access to your location. Your contact might look like a sexy young thing in a bikini on Facebook; in real life you might be dealing with a nasty ex-con looking for leads for his next big score — including any data you share about your real-life buddies. Don’t get all anxious about who Foursquare friends you : As former Valleywag Nick Douglas wrote in 2008 about the similar service Dodgeball , this sort of social networking can get overwhelming fast, in part because of the physical aspect. “One night, two people Dodgeballing from a bar drew a crowd of thirty,” he wrote. “And god did the parties get awkward when one person realized they were the only one not getting a text message when their friend walked in the room.” The instinctive reaction to this sort of social tidal wave is to retreat. So if someone unfriends you, or doesn’t accept your invite in the first place, get over it. (Top pic: Foursquare and Dodgeball creator Dennis Crowley, via his Flickr ; robber pic by Eben Bleep ; Foursquare office by Scott Beale on Flickr )

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass… And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics… Pics via LFI

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Epic Ski Fails: infoMania’s Olympic Unhopefuls

The very best skiers in the world are in Vancouver right now, and here are the best skiing fails on YouTube. Go to http://current.com/unhopefuls for more. infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com . added by: Conor_Knighton

The Trouble with Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is hot right now. He is an outspoken Hollywood liberal beloved by the media and cultural elite. But in his private life, he’s a bit of an asshole. What are we going to do about Alec? His career hasn’t been this hot since he came off The Hunt for Red October and was chasing Kim Basinger in the tabloids. He costarred in It’s Complicated which made a bunch of money, he keeps winning awards for Emmy bait 30 Rock which has a solid audience and is a hit with the smart set, and he is about to co-host the Oscars next month. Busy guy! But in the midst of this he was taken to the hospital after threatening his teenage daughter, Ireland, that he was going to kill himself after they got into a fight. Then, on the way home from the hospital he attacked a photographer . All this pales in comparison, however to the infamous voicemail tirade he left his daughter three years ago calling her a “piggie” and other horrible names. Sure these aren’t on the same level as some Hollywood meltdowns, but Baldwin clearly has a very troubling approach to parenthood. Why doesn’t Hollywood and the scolding celebrity industrial complex care that much that he yells at his daughter and manipulates her with death threats? Maybe it’s because they like his work and he’s a liberal. After all, the film-making establishment and Oscar voters forgave Roman Polanski for raping a girl in the ’70s because he’s such a “genius,” why not overlook the fact that Alec Baldwin likes to cuss out his kid? The culture isn’t so forgiving to other stars that it doesn’t like or who are too conservative. Crazy cult member Tom Cruise jumped on one couch and everyone is ready to write him off. And that wasn’t even that crazy, he just wanted to profess his love for a contractually-obligated lady. Still, we saw it everywhere with massive dissection about how he was mentally unstable, and it is continually brought up when assessing his declining box office draw. Even though he seemingly treats his daughter very well—letting her wear lipstick and high heels aside—he still faces the scorn. Many have given up on his movies not because of their quality, but because he’s a creepy, furniture-jumping Xenu-lover of the highest degree. God-loving über-Christian Mel Gibson went on a drunken rant about how Jews control the weather or some shit, and he will never ever ever again be an insider in the biz (though the $17 cajillion bucks he made on his Christ-torturing movie still make him a power player). That’s because his work is schlocky, he’s way too conservative, and he pissed off the wrong people. Granted he is still a raging prick , so maybe it’s best that we keep ignoring him. Baldwin isn’t nearly as bad as Gibson, but it seems like his personal life can’t affect his professional life. Why? Because everyone fauns over his work and he is such a supporter of liberal causes that the conservative Page Six has forever labeled him the “bloviator.” Welcome to the party, darling, treat your children however you want! The the success of million-dollar enterprises such as movies and television programs are based on something as intangible as whether or not the audience likes the star. And the power firmament’s decision whether or not personal behavior will affect career performance is just as fickle—it comes down to the fact of whether or not you’re in favor. But if a star is in favor, his personal failings will fall by the wayside in the hope that his professional successes (which stand to make a lot of people a lot of money) won’t be affected. What are we going to do about Alec Baldwin? We’re going to keep watching of course, knowing that as soon as he falls from the industry’s good graces, he’s toast. [ Image via Getty ]

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Alexander McQueen Hanged Himself, Inquest Finds

Police report that the late British fashion designer left behind a suicide note. By Gil Kaufman Alexander McQueen Photo: Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images A police inquest into the death of Alexander McQueen found that the 40-year-old British fashion designer hanged himself in a closet in his central London home last Thursday and left behind a note at the scene. According to a Reuters report, the postmortem examination of the fashion icon who was an inspiration to Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Madonna, found that he died as a result of asphyxia and hanging. Gaga paid tribute to McQueen at Tuesday night’s Brit Awards, dedicating her performance of “Telephone” to the designer and decking out the stage with a statue of what appeared to be the singer wearing a piano skirt and the now-famous McQueen lobster-claw heels she sported in her “Bad Romance” video . McQueen was found dead in his apartment at 5:30 a.m. on February 11, and police said there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding his death. Officials did not reveal the contents of the note McQueen left behind. The London Times reported that McQueen’s body was identified by his sister Janet on the day of his death and that the inquest was adjourned until April 28. McQueen was found dead on the day before the funeral of his mother, Joyce, whose death earlier this month reportedly devastated the designer. In the days before his death, McQueen tweeted that it had been an “awful week.” A representative for the McQueen family had no comment about the inquest, but presented a letter to the media asking for privacy. “This notice on behalf of the McQueen family [asks] for your recognition that it has suffered a grievous double loss in a very short space of time and that any insensitive and/or intrusive photographs and/or footage will only compound to the family’s distress.” Related Videos Remembering Alexander McQueen Related Photos Lady Gaga, Rihanna, More Love Alexander McQueen Fashion

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