Sveva Alviti is some Italian chick in Miami with all the other Italian chicks in Miami, doing the whole bikini beach thing for the paparazzi because getting into the media makes them feel like they are fucking the system, or important, since the paparazzi back home doesn’t give a fuck about them, or if they do, it’s not quite as luxurious as being in the American media. It’s just such a bigger market.. The shirt shot way to get noticed is to do it topless…it’s the Euro way…and I am all about the nice small tits…even when they are irrelevant… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Gone too soon. Robin Williams’ Most Endearing Social Media Moments There is no doubt that world has lost one of the most beloved and talented actors with the news of Robin Williams passing . Mr. Williams showed great adoration for his family as well as his work through his personal social media accounts. Walk with us through some of the most recent endearing moments Robin Williams shared with the world after the flip.
Code Adorable! I repeat, we have a Code Adorable! Hide the Wii and the juice boxes! The Secret Service dealt with the world’s cutest threat last night when a toddler squeezed through the White House security gates and on to the North Lawn, triggering an automatic lockdown. As a result of this breach, President Obama’s residence went into high alert and Pennsylvania Avenue was closed (per protocol) until the pint-size interloper was apprehended. Edwin Donovan, a spokesman for the U.S. Secret Service, told the media that the unidentified child would not face any serious charges. “We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents,” Donovan said. HA! We love it. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.
The trend of having your wedding photos edited to make it look like your guests are running from a dinosaur is officially played out. When newlyeds Jesse and Pamela Sargeant jumped on board with the trend, however, they added one crucial ingredient that can make any fad cool again: Jeff freakin’ Goldblum. Goldblum recently got engaged to Emilie Livingston, and it seems that over the weekend, he accompanied his 31-year-old (!) fiancee to her friends’ wedding. Emile’s young, presumably hipsterish friends were reportedly so jazzed to see Goldblum in attendance that they overcame the creepiness of the fact that Goldblum was like 40 when he made Jurassic Park, and insisted the the acting legend join them in a tribute to their favorite childhood flick. Goldblum can be seen in the middle of the photo wearing a different color suit than the other guys. He clearly wasn’t in the wedding party but agreed to play along anyway. “Thanks to everyone who came to celebrate with us, and thanks to Jeff for being a good sport!” the bride wrote on her Facebook page. “Never woulda imagined we’d make the media!” No word yet on whether or not Goldblum plans to recreate any of his other films during his and Livingston’s upcoming nuptials. Might we suggest The Fly ? Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come!
Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…
The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content… I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on… ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes. Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show… Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show…. Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Can anybody explain to me why Amy Childs isn’t a household name in the US yet? Because between me regularly promoting her and those massive funbags that pretty much speak for themselves, you’d think this busty British hottie would be a big star by now. But instead, the media keeps pushing “celebrities” like that porn star Kim Kardashian instead of somebody with real talent like Amy here. Or wait, should that be talents? Either way, it’s time we got our priorities straight. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Should she have been arrested and fired ? Black Mom Fired From McDonald’s Because Daughter Played Outside Unattended Debra Harrell, the South Carolina woman who was arrested after her 9-year-old daughter was found playing alone outside while she was at work, has been fired from her job at McDonald’s, her lawyer said on Tuesday. Via HuffPo reports: “She is currently unemployed,” Harrell’s attorney Robert Phillips told The Huffington Post, adding that he didn’t know why she was let go from her job. But in an emailed statement to HuffPost, McDonald’s spokeswoman Lisa McComb said Harrell has not been fired. “It would not be appropriate to discuss an employment matter in the media, but I can confirm that this employee has not been terminated,” McComb wrote on behalf of the owner of the McDonald’s location where Harrell worked. Harrell was arrested earlier this month after her daughter told a witness at a playground that she was there unsupervised while her mom was working at a nearby McDonald’s. Harrell was charged with unlawful neglect of a child, a felony. Her arrest stoked controversy, with local news coverage portraying Harrell as a neglectful mother and a variety of news outlets and blogs suggesting her arrest was unwarranted. Though Harrell’s situation may seem extreme, the high cost of child care, combined with a proliferation of low-wage jobs in recent years, has pushed many parents to desperate lengths to balance their kids’ needs with having a job. A growing number of women are staying at home because they can’t find a job that covers the cost of child care. Others who are are employed are forking over a sizable portion of their paycheck to cover child-care costs. It’s also likely that many are making the same choice as Harris. More than 8 percent of 9-to-11-year-olds and 27 percent of 12-to-14-year-olds are left unsupervised for some period of time, according to a Census report from 2011, the most recent data on the topic. It’s possible the numbers could be even higher, given that parents could be hesitant to discuss the topic honestly. “A lot of people let their children go play without being the helicopter parent. Does this mean now that they could get arrested and charged with a felony?” Phillips said. “it certainly is a possibility that it could affect a lot of people in the country.” It really is a crime to be poor in this country, particularly if you are a minority. Nearly 72% of black children are born out of wedlock, and most are being raised by single mothers. Why is it that black men continue to neglect their parental responsibilities? To find out more about the 72% click HERE
After firing Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd , The View was left with two empty seats at its famous round table. Rosie O’Donnell is returning to the show next season , a prospect that has many fans excited. But without an equally strong personality to keep her in check, there’s a chance that Rosie may dominate the proceedings. The Rosie vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck debates made for some of The View ‘s best moments (and highest ratings), but it’s unlikely that fans would want to tune in for midday fisticuffs season after season. Plus, the intensity of the O’Donnell and Hasselbeck’s arguments ended up taking a toll on the entire panel. So producers are left with the challenge of keeping the discussions lively (a bunch of women sitting around agreeing with each other doesn’t make for great television), without leaving the show’s panel and audience bitterly divided. The View has reportedly cast a wide net in its search for talent, with two front-runners quickly emerging: Rumors that Meghan McCain would join The View began circulating earlier this month, and many fans online seem to feel the daughter of Arizona senator and former presidential candidate John McCain would be the perfect choice. Her father is a staunch Republican, but Meghan takes a liberal stance on most social issues. Her good looks and clever insights helped her rise to prominence during the 2012 presidential campaign, and she could serve as the perfect counterpart to O’Donnell – a sort of significantly toned down version of Hasselbeck. Another name that’s been mentioned as a potential fifth host is actress Leah Remini. Remini’s rejection of Scientology made news last year, and revealed the former King of Queens star and The Talk co-host star to be a thoughtful and discerning social critic who’s not afraid to make powerful enemies. Reports that emerged today claim that McCain is close to reaching a deal with The View, but until she signs on the dotted line, Remini still has a chance. Who do you think would make a better host? And the Winner is? Meghan McCain! Click Here To Vote for Meghan Leah Remini! Click Here To Vote for Leah There are two front-runners to join The View for next season: Meghan McCain and Leah Remini. Who would you rather see on the show? View Poll »
