Teanna Trump Get Out Of Jail Party Teanna Trump is an adult film star who has made herself famous in 2016 by giving out videos for free on Snapchat and growing a massive following. However things hit a road block a few months ago when she was sentenced to 180 days in jail for possession of six pounds of marijuana. Yikes. Well, Merry Christmas, because she’s free. That’s right. Teanna Trump is out and ready to drop more videos. Thought? Teanna Trump home! pic.twitter.com/7ydzfpi7mr — Sam F. (@Sammyveli) December 9, 2016 Exactly. Take a look at everyone else celebrating her freedom.
You might remember McKayla Maroney from her multiple-medal winning performance at the 2012 Olympics, and the tidal wave of “not impressed” memes that followed. Maroney has chosen not to participate in the 2016 games in Rio, but she's still going for gold on Instagram in a big way. Check out some of the 20-year-old's hottest selfies in the gallery below: 1. McKayla Maroney Works Out We can tell because she’s in workout clothes. Oh, and she’s in freakin’ flawless shape. 2. McKayla Maroney Bodysuit Photo McKayla won’t be competing at Rio this summer. But as you can see, she’s still in Olympian shape. 3. Mckayla Maroney Bikini Selfie Gymnasts sport beach bodies year round. It does a body good. 4. McKayla Maroney Cleavage Selfie It’s humanly impossible to have any more cleavage than that. We looked it up. 5. McKayla Maroney From All Angles When you’re in flawless shape, full-length, multi-angle mirrors can be your best friend. McKayla seems to know this. 6. McKayla Maroney: Merry Christmas Christmas – not a particularly sexy holiday. McKayla Maroney is here to change that. View Slideshow
Yesterday, the 2015 Kardashian Christmas card made its online debut, and many fans were surprised to see that it only features Kourtney’s three children and one of Kim’s two kids. The last-minute posting, the simplistic photo, and the fact that most of the famous family is nowhere to be seen have led many to believe that the family planned on releasing a more elaborate card, but internal strife forced them to call it off. Now several media outlets are positing theories as to why the Kardashians skimped on their Christmas card for the second year in a row: Post-baby Kim doesn’t want to be seen: This one seems pretty obvious. Saint West arrived ahead of schedule, and Kim has been hiding out at Kris Jenner’s house until she drops the baby weight. Kim entering seclusion earlier than expected may have prevented her from participating in the Christmas photoshoot. The Caitlyn question: Apparently, the family couldn’t agree on whether Caitlyn Jenner should be featured in the card. Sources say it was Kris Jenner who proposed the solution of a kids-only card. The boyfriend issue: Sources say Kylie Jenner wanted Tyga on the Christmas card . Kris reportedly wasn’t cool with that, but did want her own boyfriend, Corey Gamble, in the photo. Some sources say Khloe Kardashian fought for her dude to be in the pic, but we doubt James Harden would allow himself to get wrapped up in this drama. In any, event it was a mess. Rob is still overweight, wanted big bucks: Kim isn’t the only one hiding out until she gets back into shape. Rob Kardashian has been living the Boo Radley life for over 18 months now, and sources say he wanted a six-figure payday to pose for the card. Not surprisingly, Kris Jenner wasn’t having that. So there you have it. Vanity, jealousy, bickering and greed. Merry Christmas from the Kardashians! View Slideshow: Kardashian Christmas Cards: See Them All!
Our Friends at Roll-Uh-Bowl , who make a pretty genius and affordable portable waterbong gave us the opportunity, or rather the excuse to spend a night with our original stepGIRL…Macbud…who those of you who read the site will remember…because she’s been part of so much good that we’ve done…. We figured, it’s Christmas so why not have a Christmas part of our own, filled with nothing to do with Christmas, since Christmas is considered illegal in some states now, as it is non-inclusive..but it did involve a lot of product testing…and as you know…when you get a beautiful girl high in a hotel room for a photoshoot…things lead to pretty fucking naked… So thank you Roll-Uh-Bowl for making our dreams come true..a real Christmas Miracle…for you and yours… Merry Christmas to all…and by that I mean Happy Holidays…and by that I mean buy a fucking Roll-Uh-Bowl you cheap fuck…we’re offering a discount code when you buy. Remember, they brought you the Macbud and her glorious breasts…nothing wrong with that. ————- Model: Macbud Photographer: Cannon Show for stepGIRLS Brought you by: Roll-Uh-Bowl ————- REMEMBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME….AND For the best gift for any smoker in your life.get Roll-Uh-Bowl the silicone, portable, industructable, waterpipe The post stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, it’s official…sort of. Months after a rumor that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are married spread across the Internet like wildfire, one tabloid has dialed it back and is now claiming that Gaga and Kinney got engaged over the holidays. On Christmas Day, Gaga tweeted, “Merry Christmas monsters, today has been the happiest day of my life.” Interesting, but there are a lot of reasons the Mother Monster may have felt that way. Maybe she finally got the new stainless steel nipple clamps or shrunken monkey head she’s been asking for. But In Touch jumped on the cryptic tweet and claimed to have all the answers. Yes, according to the tabloid, Kinney proposed to Gaga , and she accepted. In fairness, there is a good deal of evidence that suggests Gaga and Kinney will be getting hitched in the near future. Gaga was seen wedding dress shopping in Toronto back in July, and both she and Kinney have been spotted rocking expensive-looking rings on that finger. (Engagement or “commitment” rings for dudes are all the rage in Hollywood these days.) So it’s quite possible Christmas was unusually merry for Gaga because her dude finally got down on bended knee. Actually, this a Lady Gaga proposal we’re talking about; he probably tattooed the proposal on his back and had a performance artist threw up on it. Ya know, traditional-style. 41 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top! Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great.
Nothing says Boxing Day like a box that everyone once loved, but that no one cares about, because it virtually died 8 years ago, and not just because it got fucked to death by many dirty cocks to fill its void, but because this box just stopped mattering…it became irrelevant…but despite not being into necrophilia, or disgusting things…I would be willing to try to breathe new life into this box…using my mouth…despite my better judgement…and the smells radiating out of it…because Lindsay Lohan, botox face and all, is and forever will be a Christmas Miracle, even after Christmas, at least to her family who raped and pillaged her, exploiting her to make them all money leaving her a shell of a person with no soul….but a Christmas miracle none-the-less…I just wish she uncrossed her legs so we could see the real damage…but I never get what I wish for…
The real miracle on Boxing day that is Alessandra Ambrosio, is the fact that she has two kids and still manages to look this good…I like to call her fitness program million dollar modeling contracts she wouldn’t let little lecherous parasite children get in the way of…just because she wanted to have kids early on because she’s brazilian and they don’t do abortions..but I wouldn’t say she’s come out of these pregnancies unscathed, I’m sure her vagina has taken serious abuse, and according to this Vogue Brazil feature for January…it looks like her nipples did to…possibly chewed right off breast feeding…or maybe she never had nipples to begin with…or maybe…just maybe…the fashion magazine felt that nipples were too pornographic to show off a bathing suit…like they were Victoria’s Secret so they played got and erased the shit, leaving her a barbie doll of a woman…and like all Barbie dolls…I’d totally put my ass while I jerk off… Merry Christmas to all…and to all a good night…even though christmas was yesterday…I’m slow…it happens…
She’s always doing things her own way so this should come as no surprise. Can you guess which platinum selling international star used this unusual tree for Christmas? Hit the flip for the answer. Continue reading →
