See, now this is why I named Micaela Schaefer one of my Top 10 Babes of 2012 . Lots of other girls try, but Micaela always seems to come up with the best holiday-themed photoshoots every time out. Like wearing nothing but body paint and thigh-high stockings to celebrate Easter. It’s genius. And I can’t wait to find out where she’s hiding the Easter eggs.
I don’t do many posts on Kate Hudson anymore, she’s kind of dropped off the hottie map. But here she is at the Elle Style Awards , presumably accepting the award for Best Padding. Don’t be fooled by these pictures, that cleavage is just a trick, like when I tell girls I’ll stay the night — we’ll both be gone by morning. » view all 29 photos Related Articles: Kate Hudson’s Ass Needs To Be Paddle Surfed Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures Kate Hudson Isn’t Fooling Anyone Kate Hudson’s Breasts Are HUGE! Photos: WENN.com
Here’s one of my favorite models and Hollywood Tuna’s #10 Hottest Babe of 2012 Micaela Schaefer posing for a Valentine’s Day themed photoshoot. I don’t know how she does it, but Micaela always manages to come up with the best outfits, and this one is no exception. So to all the ladies out there who are still trying to figure out what to get me for Valentine’s Day, it’s gonna be hard to top this. Is it too late to move Micaeala up a spot in the Top 10? Related Articles: Micaela Schaefer & Gina Lisa Lohfink Hotness Micaela Schaefer’s Awesome Tight Bikini Body Lisa Lohfink & Micaela Schaefer In Sexy Lingerie Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness Photos: WENN.com
Once again, it’s that time we count down the hottest babes of 2012 . I’m not a fan of top ten lists in general, but when it comes to choosing the finest piece of ass, I’m pretty much the only dude qualified to do so. Anyway, this year we kick it off with German sex goddess Micaela Schaefer . Most of you probably don’t know who the hell she is, but she by far destroyed most of the competition with her slutty fashion sense. Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 10- Micaela Schaefer Micaela Schaefer 2012 Recap Micaela Schaefer Is A Sexy Christmas Angel Micaela Schaefer’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Micaela Schaefer Blonde Bikini Subway Ride? Micaela Schaefer Is Very Fashionable Micaela Schaefer Wins Euro 2012 Micaela Schaefer’s Bikini Is AMAZING!!! Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever! PART 2 Micaela Schaefer Lets It All Hang Out Micaela Schaefer Works A Sports Bra Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness Micaela Schaefer: Hottest Event Outfit Ever! Lisa Lohfink & Micaela Schaefer In Sexy Lingerie Micaela Schaefer: Sexiest DJ Ever? Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever! Micaela Schaefer & Gina Lisa Lohfink Hotness Micaela Schaefer’s Awesome Tight Bikini Body
I’ve been doing this site for many years and I can honestly say that Micaela Schaefer is the only girl who has never disappointed me. She is by far the most creative fashionable celebrity/model ever! Here she is getting into the holiday spirit as a super slutty angel. Anyway, I’m not one who would be jealous of a dog, but I’d trade places with that Frenchie in a heartbeat just so I could spend my days sniffing, licking and marking Micaela.
Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits…. That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….
If you’re a fan on Hollywood Tuna you’ve seen Micaela Schaefer on the site many times before wearing the most jaw droping outfits. Here she is posing for London Fashion week in a sexy Union Jack swimsuit and once again she doesn’t disappoint. However, let’s not pay attention to the silly thingy on her head. I don’t get it, but what I do get is a weird tingly sensation in my pants when I stare at Micaela’s amazing body for too long.
I think this time German nobody Micaela Schaefer may have gone too far. I’ve posted a lot of hot pictures of her tight body in all kinds of sexy weird outfits over the last year or so, but this time it’s just not working for me. Here she is on the subway somewhere in her strange blond hair costume. I don’t get it, if you want to show your body off than show your body off, but dressing up as some odd hairy drag queen isn’t the way to do it. Those hair bottoms make her look like she’s a Swedish pornstar from the seventies. Get it? Because back then pubic hair was left to grow wild. Savages.
I can’t decide if I love or hate this MICAELA SCHAEFER bitch. I just know she’s hysterical in her attempts at getting noticed with these publicity stunts, and by hysterical I mean half naked and amazing… If you are a whore…own that shit…and she probably makes more money than any of us doing this shit…nothing worse than a wasted talent working the cash at the grocery store…if only her morals and values were a little more slighted and fucked up…she could be Micaela Schefer too….it doesn’t take a genius…but it does take a little low level concept…and shit goes viral…. I still think soccer is for homos…no matter how many naked bitches you’ve never heard of they have endorsing the shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Alright, I think this Micaela Schaefer chick is getting out of hand, in a good way that is. I’ve had her on the site a few times before and every time she stuns me with her tiny, sexy, stripper-like outfits. She’s the one that basically wore a torn up garbage bag on the red carpet at some movie for the Cannes Film Festival , and I love her. Here she is with her trashy friends getting down and dirty in their stripper/hooker/future hollywoodtuna bride costumes. Amaze!
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