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REVIEW: Let’s Just Shoot I Am Number Four Back Into Space, OK?

Anyone who has ever been a child or played with one is familiar with the narrative universe of I Am Number Four , a teen alien/superhero/savior/vampire mash-up that’s all guts and no glory. In it, things happen in an order that’s too erratic to be called a sequence and yet too processed to amount to much of a story. Props, plot points, and ass-saving contingencies erupt only on the point of crisis, as they do in child’s play: Oh you’re an alien from a far-off planet? Well I am a different alien sent to kill you ! Oh you suddenly have superpowers to deflect my intergalactic weapons? Well guess what–I have a monster Fire-proof shield!

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REVIEW: Let’s Just Shoot I Am Number Four Back Into Space, OK?

REVIEW: Let’s Just Shoot I Am Number Four Back Into Space, OK?

Anyone who has ever been a child or played with one is familiar with the narrative universe of I Am Number Four , a teen alien/superhero/savior/vampire mash-up that’s all guts and no glory. In it, things happen in an order that’s too erratic to be called a sequence and yet too processed to amount to much of a story. Props, plot points, and ass-saving contingencies erupt only on the point of crisis, as they do in child’s play: Oh you’re an alien from a far-off planet? Well I am a different alien sent to kill you ! Oh you suddenly have superpowers to deflect my intergalactic weapons? Well guess what–I have a monster Fire-proof shield!

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Quickly, Let’s Name 50 Films That Can Never Be Remade and Save Their Souls

The dust has settled and it looks like they’re really going to remake Logan’s Run . With Ryan Gosling. Yep. You might remember that I mocked the original Logan’s Run the other day . I was positive we didn’t need to revisit it, actually! And yet, Logan Run ‘s bastardization is a minor loss compared to what could be. The occasion calls for a rally: Let’s name 50 movies that can’t be remade for the following reasons: 1) They’re perfect the way they are and belong in a time capsule; 2) they will seem grotesque in a 2011 update. Please add your own. Together, we can save some lives.

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Quickly, Let’s Name 50 Films That Can Never Be Remade and Save Their Souls

Quickly, Let’s Name 50 Films That Can Never Be Remade and Save Their Souls

The dust has settled and it looks like they’re really going to remake Logan’s Run . With Ryan Gosling. Yep. You might remember that I mocked the original Logan’s Run the other day . I was positive we didn’t need to revisit it, actually! And yet, Logan Run ‘s bastardization is a minor loss compared to what could be. The occasion calls for a rally: Let’s name 50 movies that can’t be remade for the following reasons: 1) They’re perfect the way they are and belong in a time capsule; 2) they will seem grotesque in a 2011 update. Please add your own. Together, we can save some lives.

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9 More Directors Who Should Shoot Their Next Film on an iPhone

News recently broke that acclaimed Old Boy director Park Chan-Wook shot his new thirty minute horror film on an iPhone. The film, Paranmanjang , had a $130,000 budget and will be released in nine cinemas nationwide. Yep, welcome to 2011! Sure, Chan-Wook is a solid filmmaker and it may be interesting to see how he handles an iPhone movie, but all the same I’d prefer that great filmmakers not get in the habit of shooting movies on cell phones. But since trends seem to operate independent of my opinion, it’s always good to take a look at the silver lining. With that in mind, here are nine major filmmakers who might actually benefit from making their next film on an iPhone.

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I am Number Four Extended Look: Now with More Slow-Motion

It looks like a teaser and a full trailer for the new teen-alien-thriller series I Am Number Four were not enough. Now we’ve got a new “extended look,” which seems like it should show us a new angle of the movie that those non-extended looks just couldn’t cram in. Right?

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Interactive Video: Would You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

For all the excitable people who scream at the characters in horror movies and then get abusive when they don’t take advice, your day has come. This clever Youtube video series uses footage from Night of the Living Dead to let you test how you’d fare during a zombie takeover. It’s fun for a while even if you’ve seen the film (which I hope you have), and may be a total blast if you haven’t. But with television integrating 3-D technology and threatening to take over movie theaters’ new cash-cow gimick, I couldn’t help but wonder how current directors would adapt if this sort of viewing experience became the norm.

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Michael Bay’s Lawyer: Apologize, Or Else!

Filed under: Michael Bay , Marty Singer , Celebrity Justice Michael Bay ‘s lawyer is red-faced angry over a lawsuit filed against him … alleging his bodyguard pistol-whipped two dudes outside a Hollywood nightclub. Legal pit bull Marty Singer has fired off a letter — obtained by TMZ — to lawyers for the two… Read more

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Your Turn: Summarize Michael Bay’s 3D Hansel and Gretel in 10 Words or Less

A lot of Web commentators will no doubt spin entire hypothetical stories, subplots and other random determinations from Monday night’s press release confirming Hansel and Gretel , a 3D adaptation of the Grimms’ forest-bound fairy tale to be co-produced by Michael Bay. But I think this calls for a more enlightening, interactive approach. In other words: You tell everyone else what to expect — and do it in 10 words or less.

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