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Ellen Page Shitty Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Someone sent me this picture that is supposed to be of Ellen Page kissing one of her friends…and I have no idea how dude could decipher than this was the lesbian who played Juno or why he really cared, because when I watched the movie, I knew she wasn’t actually knocked up by Michael Cera, that’s dudes a fucking virgin, and even as a celebrity with all his fame for being the awkward dude, is still a virgin, I’m convinced….you know making me think she went to the sperm donor clinic, or bought some bootleg sperm off the internet to syringe her fucking self….like lesbians do…so seeing her kissing a friend in what could be a cry for attention, hasn’t got shit on the lesbian asshole licking and strap on sex she has with other bitches she meets at her knitting /organic garden club….which reminds me….that all lesbians hate me.

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What it Really Means When Michael Cera Runs

“Michael Cera runs. He runs in Superbad , escaping the police with his friend Jonah Hill, and he runs in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist , after a derelict played by Andy Samberg verbally assaults him on the steps of downtown Manhattan’s Grace Church. For all his running, never once is Cera chasing anybody. (The closest he comes is in Juno : just after crossing the finish line and failing to locate Juno in the stands, he runs to the hospital where Juno is giving birth.) He is never the pursuer. But then again, he is rarely the pursued. In Nick and Norah , nobody chases after him when he runs away, and in Youth in Revolt he is pursued only by a phantom, an id he cannot vanquish and is not sure he wants to. That is the essence of his running: a contest with himself, a test to see if he can become a man — if he can, to use the term of art, man up .” Now you know. [ The Believer via Looker ]

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What it Really Means When Michael Cera Runs

What it Really Means When Michael Cera Runs

“Michael Cera runs. He runs in Superbad , escaping the police with his friend Jonah Hill, and he runs in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist , after a derelict played by Andy Samberg verbally assaults him on the steps of downtown Manhattan’s Grace Church. For all his running, never once is Cera chasing anybody. (The closest he comes is in Juno : just after crossing the finish line and failing to locate Juno in the stands, he runs to the hospital where Juno is giving birth.) He is never the pursuer. But then again, he is rarely the pursued. In Nick and Norah , nobody chases after him when he runs away, and in Youth in Revolt he is pursued only by a phantom, an id he cannot vanquish and is not sure he wants to. That is the essence of his running: a contest with himself, a test to see if he can become a man — if he can, to use the term of art, man up .” Now you know. [ The Believer via Looker ]

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Miguel Arteta on Cedar Rapids and the Bullying of Michael Cera

If there’s one thing to be said for Cedar Rapids director Miguel Arteta, it’s that he defends his actors. If you come after one of the stars of his films — say, Michael Cera in last year’s criminally underrated Youth in Revolt — you’re going to hear about it, which Movieline did during this interview. The Puerto Rican-born Arteta is also apt to defend is his own bona fides: While he readily admits that he’s not the first person you would think of to direct Cedar Rapids — a film about a fish-out-of-water Midwesterner — he knows what it’s like to be a new person in a strange land.

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Sasha Grey Offers An Inside Look at the Voiceover Process

Actors get lots of credit for their work on screen and even their preparations for roles, but rarely do they delve into the tedious process of the voiceover recording they must also endure. But NSFW I Melt with You viral star #5 /(hypothetical) MPAA crusader Sasha Grey is here to give us a peak behind the scenes by sharing a few notes she recently received during her last voice over session. Who knew it was so tough?

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Ethan Coen Teases ‘Full-On’ Horror Film and Other Projects That Probably Won’t Happen

Empire Magazine hosted a web chat with the Ethan half of the Coen Brothers yesterday, in which he said that “We’re working on a couple of scripts now; one of which it would be fair to call a full-on horror movie.” So of course “Coen Brothers May do a Horror Film” should be popping up all over the place on your RSS feed. Right. They also may work with Sam Raimi and may make a sequel to True Grit . Maybe a third of the webchat questions actually involved rumored projects, and many of the answers seem to have been typed with Coen’s tongue firmly planted in his cheek. So yes, here’s a rundown of everything Coen said about project rumors, but keep grains of salt at the ready. After all, this is one of the guys who also said Fargo was based on a true story.

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Justin Bieber’s Christianity Will Sell Never Say Never, and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in this Thursday edition of The Broadsheet: Marvel may have found the perfect person to write and direct Iron Man 3 … Michael Cera habla espanol… Baz Luhrmann will probably make The Great Gatsby after all… and more ahead.

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Sex Bob-Omb’s Michael Cera is With the Band

Did you enjoy Michael Cera’s bass face in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ? Then get excited! Indie supergroup Mister Heavenly — featuring members from Man Man, Islands, and Modest Mouse — have announced that Cera will join them as bassist during the band’s West Coast tour with Passion Pit. Cera played with Mister Heavenly on Tuesday night in Seattle, and presumably looked confused and awkward while doing so. [ Pitchfork via Vulture ]

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Emmy Spotlight: Who Will Take Top Comedy Honors?

We’re just four days away from the Emmys, and we have two big categories to address. First, let’s break down the odds for all six Outstanding Comedy Series nominees: Is Glee equipped to overtake 30 Rock , and what about a crowd-pleasing favorite like Modern Family ?

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Latest Scott Pilgrim Mash-Up Has You Wishing It Was As Good As Last Airbender

Not the live-action train wreck , that is, but rather Avatar: The Last Airbender — the animated source series that one particular fan knows waayy too much about. How else would he or she have been able to contribute this staggering new contribution to the ever-expanding Scott Pilgrim vs. Whatever DVD Set I Can Cobble a Couple Minutes of Uncannily Compatible Footage From meme. Take note, Edgar Wright and M. Night Shyamalan. (Actually, Wright already did; this post is via his blog .) The ball’s in your court, Manoj.

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