Where I’m from a Honeymoon 6 Pack refers to me trying to drink away the tears of seemingly giving up my freedom before realizing I am a man and I am destined to cheat and accepting that it’s not cheating, it’s being a warlord, an opportunist, a MAN…it starts to feel good…and when the woman who traps you tries to further oppress you, it feels good knowing you may or may not have given her an STD from your being a MAN behavior… That said, Julianne Hough’s honeymoon 6 pack involves abs, she’s a dancer, and a muppet who wants to look her best…and the only amazing thing about her being married is that it wasn’t to her brother…I guess cuz he’s a homo. The post Julianne Hough’s Honeymoon 6 Pack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne’s dad died in 2007…I just found that out because she’s making a song for him as she’s discovered that EDM is a joke and very easy to produce garbage songs that retard kids get into…. The fat that her dad died in 2007 may be all I need to know…as I watch her lingerie photoshoot video she posted on social media like my kind of girl….topless and hot bodied…young and already so slutty…thank you Dead Dad for this.. I thought it was some Disney Execs or a stage mom, and it may be…but I like to think…it’s more Dead Dad caused…so thank you dead dad for this…now if only more dads would die prematurely for their kids to grow up to something I can jerk off to.. The post Bella Thorne Ass in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren’s got some fake tits to go with her legendary body… She’s an instagram celebrity who hasn’t done that much… But she’s got a massive a following…and that massive following has led her to being in lingerie showing tits with some other chick…because that’s how this internet thing goes…love the attention, be a softcore pornstar, be a fantasy…because what the fuck else are you going to do with yourself…and your instagram account…it’s a porn site.. Good times… The post Alexis Ren Fake Titty Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city… I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy. The post Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out. It’s interesting that people find her hot. I get that when she was first cast on the show to play some teenager who still breast fed on Sofia Vergara’s tits, things were a little erotic for the creepers into that, you know there were a lot of them, seeing as how popular the show Modern Family was, despite there being better things to spend your time doing…like watching Internet porn. She hasn’t aged well, she’s got some Michael Jackson vibe, of is she hormonally fucked up, maybe retarded, maybe having and allergic reaction, maybe just plastic surgery ridden…but who am I to keep you from the teen on tv you once came to… I am here to facilitate your weirdness.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Slutty for Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit. That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good. The post Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Black Music Month: The Most Sampled Black Artists In History Everyone knows how powerful music can be! A sample can carry a song into the next generation. Sampling has been the carrier pigeon, introducing the younger generation to the sounds and lyrics of black musical pioneers. In honor of Black Music Month, BOSSIP and Metro PCS present to you the most sampled black entertainers in history, according to Who Sampled . Hit the next page. https://www.instagram.com/p/BTVDicRgFWl/?tagged=biggiesmalls&hl=en The Notorious B.I.G. Run DMC Michael Jackson https://www.instagram.com/p/BQeAxX7B2Rz/?taken-by=koolandthegang&hl=en Kool & the Gang Jay-Z James Brown https://www.instagram.com/p/BL1l86ADfkd/?tagged=erikbandrakim&hl=en Erik B. & Rakim Slick Rick Nas Doug E. Fresh
Blind Bill Cosby Living In Fear Of Being Bugged Or Drugged How’s this for irony? Bill Cosby has been avoiding staying in hotels in Pittsburgh during pre-trial hearings and jury selection as he prepares for his June 5 sex assault trial in Philly because he fears someone will take advantage of his blindness and either DRUG him or BUG his room… So this guy gets up at 2:30 am to fly his private jet from Philadelphia instead. SMH. Hard to feel sorry for a guy with a private jet at his disposal. Riiight? According to Page Six reports : “He and his wife are afraid that if he stayed at a hotel, someone will find a way to poison him, put something in his food,” a source who works closely with the Cosby camp said. “He’s blind … so that makes him even more vulnerable to [being] poisoned or to having someone sneak into his room,” said a second source close to the family. Get this — Cosby won’t even drink from the water fountain at the courthouse. He brings his own food and water bottles from home. It’s not just being poisoned or drugged that he fears. The Cos is also concerned someone may be listening to his convos. “He’s thinking and his team is thinking, if he’s put in a hotel room, someone will find out which room he’s staying in and they’ll put a bug or a device in the room,” the source said. The comedian believes “plenty of people … would have a motive,” the family source said. Cosby’s wife, Camille, “really worries about him and she calls throughout the day to check on him,” the source added. Awwww poor Pill Cosby… The Page Six sources also claim he’s feeling pretty isolated and abandoned, especially by “friends” in Hollywood, the civil-rights community and the media. He feels Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock and Sinbad – comedians he helped early in their careers — have not rallied around him. “Guys like Murphy, Lawrence and Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, guys that he paved the way for … they won’t offer any support,” the family source believes. “He can’t even pay people to come and support him,” the source continued. “He’s been told that agents have informed their clients that their careers would be over if they got involved. “We’re not asking anyone to testify. We are asking those whom he’s helped, maybe they can call or come sit in the courtroom and see for themselves what’s happening … before turning your back.” “Jesse [Jackson] claims to have forgotten Bill’s number and Al Sharpton won’t even return his phone calls,” the source inside the camp said. “Both of them were vocal in their support of Michael Jackson and the charges against Mike involved kids,” the source added. “So, is this really that toxic when you compare the two? Any other time they’d at least rally to say something about innocent until otherwise proven.” This is definitely a tricky situation considering Cosby definitely helped fund a lot of causes for some of these folks… It’s just hard to see showing support for something who is being accused of rape by 60 women! “I know there were meetings scheduled between Cosby’s team and Lester Holt. Every time we scheduled, Holt kept canceling and this kept happening,” the family source said. “Finally, we were told NBC had forbidden Lester Holt to meet with or have dinner with Bill Cosby.” It’s so bad out here for Bill he can’t even get a crisis manager to work with him. “Everyone says any affiliation is too toxic,” the family source said of two crisis firms that jumped ship despite seven-figure agreements. “Money exchanged hands, then the excuses came.” Can they really blame folks though? Out of 20 something people named on Cosby’s witness list, actress Diahann Carroll (who is 81) has been the only person to sho up for the comedian. Cosby is currently facing up to 10 years in prison if he’s convicted of drugging and assaulting former Temple University athlete Andrea Constand in 2004. She was 31 at the time. Cosby claims he’s innocent. WENN
ABC has finally come to its sense and selected an African-American Bachelorette. Her name is Rachel Lindsay and she rose to fame as a contestant on The Bachelor Season 21, advancing pretty far in her attempt to win over Nick Viall. But screw that! Screw him! Lindsay is now set to control her own fate on the next installment of this beloved franchise. Get to know Rachel Lindsay very well via the following set of facts and tidbits… 1. She’ll Sue You! If she has to. Lindsay graduated from the University of Texas at Austin and earned her law degree from Marquette University in Milwaukee. She works in Dallas as an attorney. 2. The Law Runs in Her Family Her father is a judge. 3. She Can Dance… … While vacuming! (We adore this GIF.) 4. She Loves Sports She wants a man with a “decent jump shot” and said this herself to Nick Viall: “I love sports, but I don’t play games.” 5. Her Favorite Musicians Are… … Michael Jackson and Prince. 6. What Else Does She Want in a Man? Lindsay told Kimmel she’s seeking “someone who’s ready to start a family,” but who can also make her laugh. According ABC, the 31-year-old is searching for a guy who is smart and funny, with a nice smile and sense of humor. View Slideshow
I wonder if Paris Jackson goes through life missing her dad, or if she’s semi jealous that he didn’t molest her growing up, because she wasn’t a little boy….people get so mad, but if you as a sibling of a molested person, often times they will say that they knew it was going on and that they felt like shit about not being the one that their dad or brother chose..it’s fucked sure, but it’s psychology…. To think MJ didn’t molest those boys, and that it was all bad press, tried by the media, he just paid them off because it was bad for business not because he’s guilty is fine, maybe he didn’t but we can still ask the question when his spawn lives off the pile of money he left her…topless…armpits with armpit hair out…..because feminism… Maybe she’s just happy to get his stupid money, that she probably doesn’t really realize it because she’s always had his stupid money…and will always have his stupid money, because he was Michael Jackson…an earner…had a pile of it….you know allowing her to exist, doing things like being topless on social media…the way she should be…cuz she’s an under 25 year old girl… The post Paris Jackson Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
