A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 24, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties… Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is… The post Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world… Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts.. The post Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic… She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job… It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to. That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda The post Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Today is April 15, which means that if you haven’t filed your taxes, you might as well just head to the local police station, turn yourself in, and pray that you don’t get Aaron Hernandez as a cellmate . We kid. But seriously, not paying your taxes can land you in serious trouble, especially if you’re a high-profile multi-millionaire. If you’re a $9-an-hour sandwich artist at Subway, the government probably isn’t monitoring you quit as closely as the people on this list: View Slideshow: 15 Stars With MAJOR Tax Problems! The 17 celebs in the gallery above became famous in different ways; they’re from different generations, and different parts of the country. They all have one thing in common though – they tried to stiff Uncle Sam, and he responded by laying the serious smackdown. Some of these cases you might be familiar with ( Wesley Snipes was just released from prison in 2013 after serving nearly three years for tax evasion.), while others are a little lesser-known. (You won’t believe how much Lil Wayne owes the government.) Regardless of your personal feelings about paying taxes, it’s important to remember that without them, the government couldn’t afford key features of our national infrastructure, like bridges and highways. And you can use those bridges and highways to flee to Mexico or Canada to escape your tax debt! But if you decide to stay put, make sure you come up with a better excuse that Lauryn Hill . Dafuq were you thinking, girl?
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Kylie Jenner — Gives Kendall Jenner Reach Around – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest… The post Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Madonna Says N-Word Was Her Son’s Idea, Tells Critics To “Kiss Her A**” Madonna is just churning out those soundbites …and possibly jamming her foot in her mouth in the process. In a new interview , she hides her hands on the usage of the n-word when referring to a boxing photo of her oldest son early last year (which she denied being a racial slur) and says cultural appropriation is a non-concern. Via Huffpost : In January 2014, she posted a photo of son Rocco, then 13, with a caption that included the hashtag “#disn-gga.” The backlash was swift and ended in a rare apology from the very woman who has a new song called “Unapologetic B*tch.” Madonna explains that she only apologizes “when I see that there’s a huge fire that’s about to blaze through the center of the universe and I have to put the fire out — especially if it comes to my children.” In the case of the N-word gaffe, Madonna says it was Rocco who told her how to caption the photo. “It was the one time that I listened to my son,” she says. “It was his idea. I was like, ‘What caption do you want me to put on it?’ And I did. I wasn’t thinking.” But Madonna, who has tried on various cultures and looks throughout her career says that she sees no reason to blast artists for cultural appropriation — a term which she doesn’t seem to believe exists. “Oh, they can kiss my a**,” she says of critics who might accuse her of borrowing other cultures’ fixtures. It’s a topic she seems interested to discuss. “I’m not appropriating anything. I’m inspired and I’m referencing other cultures. That is my right as an artist. They said Elvis Presley stole African-American culture. That’s our job as artists, to turn the world upside down and make everyone feel bewildered and have to rethink everything.” Does seeing a white artist try on another culture to boost their own sales make you “rethink everything” though? Madonna actually contradicts this sentiment a bit when she talks about her motivation for being so controversial over the years: “There’s a part of my character that’s on automatic, that just likes to be a provocateur. And to a certain extent, maybe some of the things that I did didn’t really have any thought process behind them necessarily, but they got attention. I wasn’t really thinking of anything specific. I mean, I could even think of shows that I did on the Lower East Side, when I was first starting in punk-rock bands. I can’t say that every creative decision I made was altruistic or came from the deepest part of my soul or with the best intentions or was really well thought-out or anything like that. Sometimes I just did sh*t, you know? Just to, like, throw a firebomb in the room.” Hmmm…what do you think of what the material girl has to say?
Sir….please. Man Makes GoFundMe To Stalk Girlfriend’s Miami Trip A desperate Maryland man is making headlines for jumping on the GoFundMe bandwagon by asking people to fund a trip so he can oversee his girlfriend’s spring break trip to Miami. According to the man @Hail_Zel on Twitter, “the sun melts morals” in Florida and he needs to be able to “stay wherever she lays her head, eat whatever she eats, and oversee all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip.” Is this a joke???? The Washington Post reports: Just when you think you’ve got a good thing going, that special someone books a spring break trip to Miami without you. A few mojitos, some rightward swiping on Tindr, and a few suggestive Instagram photos later — BAM! — you might as well kiss your new love goodbye (Assuming her new Speed0-rocking papi chulo allows it). That’s exactly what Azel Prather Jr., a 25-year-old Glendarden, Md., man was thinking when he turned to the popular crowdfunding Web site GoFundMe after his 22-year-old girlfriend, Marissa, booked a ticket to Miami with her friends for spring break. Estimated cost of said flight: $300 Unfortunately, he noted, his funds have been “exhausted.” “If I had to pick one place for my girlfriend not to go, Miami would be it!” he said, referring to the “Magic City” as every boyfriend’s “worst nightmare.” “I think the sun just melts all the morals in Miami. It’s a free-for-all!” “I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip,” he wrote. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled, bro. “Please fellas,” he added in a final desperate plea, “I love her.” “She’s posted on Instagram two times and both times she was in a bathing suit and it received more than 200 ‘likes,’” he told The Washington Post. “I asked her to stop. That’s too many likes for me.” Azel has since made his goal once again proving that people will fund ANYTHING. This was probably just a plot to get a free trip to Miami. SMH… Instagram
Sir….please. Man Makes GoFundMe To Stalk Girlfriend’s Miami Trip A desperate Maryland man is making headlines for jumping on the GoFundMe bandwagon by asking people to fund a trip so he can oversee his girlfriend’s spring break trip to Miami. According to the man @Hail_Zel on Twitter, “the sun melts morals” in Florida and he needs to be able to “stay wherever she lays her head, eat whatever she eats, and oversee all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip.” Is this a joke???? The Washington Post reports: Just when you think you’ve got a good thing going, that special someone books a spring break trip to Miami without you. A few mojitos, some rightward swiping on Tindr, and a few suggestive Instagram photos later — BAM! — you might as well kiss your new love goodbye (Assuming her new Speed0-rocking papi chulo allows it). That’s exactly what Azel Prather Jr., a 25-year-old Glendarden, Md., man was thinking when he turned to the popular crowdfunding Web site GoFundMe after his 22-year-old girlfriend, Marissa, booked a ticket to Miami with her friends for spring break. Estimated cost of said flight: $300 Unfortunately, he noted, his funds have been “exhausted.” “If I had to pick one place for my girlfriend not to go, Miami would be it!” he said, referring to the “Magic City” as every boyfriend’s “worst nightmare.” “I think the sun just melts all the morals in Miami. It’s a free-for-all!” “I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip,” he wrote. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled, bro. “Please fellas,” he added in a final desperate plea, “I love her.” “She’s posted on Instagram two times and both times she was in a bathing suit and it received more than 200 ‘likes,’” he told The Washington Post. “I asked her to stop. That’s too many likes for me.” Azel has since made his goal once again proving that people will fund ANYTHING. This was probably just a plot to get a free trip to Miami. SMH… Instagram
