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Gigi Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Lottie Moss and Emily DiDonato in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a cheesy fucking shoot…they got “it girl” Gigi Hadid, who in being an LA Rich kid has managed to brand herself to the world as a relevant model and I guess you can’t hate her for that. I mean modelling is pretty vapid and stupid, but you might as well spend your time getting paid by idiots who keep telling you how hot you are, it’s good for your self esteem and better than just living off the trust fund doing coke…it’s like make your own coke money or some shit… She’s with Barbara Palvin, who is a Victoria’s Secret model, apparently disgusting in person….but she was the diversion of Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr…Kate Moss’ sister Lottie is also in the mix, I don’t think she’s 18…and the group comes together with Emily DiDonato, who banged Jake Gyllenhaal and who is thus dead to me… I mean this shoot could have gone anywhere, and all we got was cheesy hipster inspired shorts in one spread eagled shot…what a waste… Here are the pics.. The post Gigi Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Lottie Moss and Emily DiDonato in a Shitty Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl…. I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her… It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares… The post Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira’s Half Naked of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is Julia Pereira a Victoria’s Secret model yet? Not that I think Victoria’s Secret models are the best thing ever, but I do think that Julia Pereira is as hot as any of the girl’s they have going, so she might as well be getting the level of exposure their other Brazilians get, but maybe they just aren’t about that life, because they prefer their Victoria’s Secret models from Brazil to be Trannies… I don’t know, but these pics by Darren Keith of her in lingerie…are pretty life changing…and I hate catalog style half naked pic…but sometimes the amazing angel sent from heaven used in the boring pics carries the whole thing directly to my heart…not that I have a heart, but I do like this model, and I never like anything so that must mean something. The post Julia Pereira’s Half Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

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Ashley Benson’s In Bed Selfie of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson, from Pretty Little Liars and Springbreakers fame…who has been naked for the paparazzi, if you just google, posted an in bed selfie where she pretended to be sleeping, even though she managed to snap off this silly pic, something people who are actually sleeping can’t do, because they are sleeping, but I figure you might as well take the opportunity to use this as inspiration for your masturabtion, because sleeping girls can’t say no to you cumming on their faces while they sleep….

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Kris Jenner Does Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We should have known that when Kendall Jenner did this Love Magazine publicity stunt, where she got spanked by Santa…in efforts to whore herself out in a creative way…so that her family can have another generation of being a whore… You know it started in the 80s with a gold digger with a dream, who sugar babied a lawyer and shat out a bunch of twats, who lived the most obnoxious of lives, thanks to the 80s rich being tacky as fuck…before seeing their neighbor and friend profit from a sex tape, only to design a sex tape of their own, for the daughter who was the most in the scene, to next level everything, play the victim card, and fucking win…I mean fucking for money is a family tradition…and bitch was fucking brother’s for free anyway…might as well make it work…and make it work they did… So I guess…when she can get a taste of the glory she wanted for herself, instead of just living off her kids she’s exploited to fill that void, she takes it and if I was THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR , I would have used her too…there is no way this won’t go Viral…not because it is hot…but because it is pathetic…

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in GIFS of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t hate a lot of things…ok maybe I hate everything..but I generally don’t get angry about things….ok maybe I get angry about everything…because I constantly have to ask myself whether I am an alien or not, because I can’t be the same species as all these idiots… I mean we all had the same schooling. We all live in the same planet, watched the same movies, ate the same fast food, drank the same brand of booze… How can we be so different…how can millions of white trash Christians in their trailer parks who believe that jesus put them there, as their son steals their TV every two months for more crack…watch and get excited by an informercial selling mall panties.. I get it…tall half naked chicks…right… But I just see primetime QVC… Here are a bunch of GIFs from the event…that I refused to watch because I was eating a stranger’s pussy.

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Toni Garrn Does GQ Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn is probably best known as being one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s hookers, who aren’t hookers, but who might as well be hookers, since modeling and hooking are essentially the same fucking job, not to mention, when involved with Leonardo like so many models before her, you know she’s just on a job, part of the program…but I’m sure on her end of the story, they had a connection, they were in love, and she was not going to discriminate him for being Leo, she wanted to give him a shot while knowing his sorted past…that’s how sugar babies rationalize what they do…I mean that and “I would have fucked him for free, but I might as well get paid”…hooker. That said, she was at the same parties as me in Miami, I didn’t notice her, or see her, but I am sure she’s lovely, and amazing…I mean she’s a tall German model who looks like this, how could she not be amazing…just a little misguided…and forced into this life…filled with broken dreams and the sads as Leo leaves club with 20 girls…who weren’t Toni Garrn…. Either way, all these people are fucking excessive and disgusting overpaid idiots in the dumbest circle ever…fuck them all…and let me watch.

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Heidi Klum is Old and Weathered and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know, and have had sex with girls who are in their 20s, who don’t have 30 kids with various men, one of which who had a massive penis you know was the size of a Baby’s arm that he ravaged her with in some German Dominatrix style sex acts, as German’s do…who are not nearly as tight assed as Heidi Klum is at what I assume is 40 or 50…which might as well be 100… So I’ll let you stare at this old weathered ass…while thinking of the last ass you fucked….just to remind you that you suck at life…and I guess Heidi Klum, unlike Madonna (see earlier post I am too lazy to link)…has weathered the fucking storm…and is still kind of amazing… This is the kind of freak I assume is a product of genetic modification I like… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLIK HERE

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Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

#459516998 / gettyimages.com Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits…. I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club… #459475310 / gettyimages.com Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about…. Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do. Eeeeekkkk #AMAs ????? ???????????? Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) ??? 11, 2014 at 6:45 PST

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