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Faith Picozzi By Luke Pearsall of the Day

Her name is FAITH PICOZZI …I’ve posted her Ma href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/09/10/faith-picozi-naked-for-lotus-josephine-of-the-day#.U6sC_Kj2qzM” target=”_blank”> NIPPLES BEFORE … I think there was a time she humoured me on instagram, when I would write insane things about having faith, or believing in faith, or you gotta have faith, you see cuz her name is faith and I figured it just made fucking sense, I am two dimensional like that…my jokes aren’t funny and that is probably why she didn’t insist on meeting me and sitting on my face for 3 or for days…because she’s a hot redhead and I’ve never had a redhead, but I want one, and it might as well be one like Faith, and not the weirdo one missing a toe I went to high school with who made me sick me my stomach every time I looked at them because they looked like a scummy hand after they just ate cheetos…and I found it repulsive.. But Faith…is a good one…and good ones are rare…. These pics are by photographer named LUKE PEARSALL

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Get Your Life Together: Deadbeat Daddy Stevie J May Lose House Over $1.2 Million Child Support, Faces 4 $371,000 Tax Liens

He might as well stop lying and just admit he ain’t isht Stevie J Owes IRS $371,000, May Lose Home Over $1.2 Million Unpaid Child Support According to TMZ reports : New York state has seen enough of “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” star Stevie J’s deadbeat ways … and may now snatch his property from him and sell it to pay off the $1.2 million in back child support he owes. TMZ has obtained documents issued by the state informing Stevie it now has the power to seize any property he owns. Interestingly, the state sent Stevie 4 separate notifications between 2011 and 2013 … all of which he apparently ignored. TMZ broke the story, Stevie was arrested Monday at his home in Georgia for failing to pay the support. This guy’s also an alleged deadbeat with the IRS — we’ve learned there are FOUR income tax liens against him totaling $371,000. We highly doubt that both the state of New York AND the IRS have made mistakes about the money that Stevie owes. He better get it together before he ends up like Wesley Snipes and the rest of ‘em.

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Get Your Life Together: Deadbeat Daddy Stevie J May Lose House Over $1.2 Million Child Support, Faces 4 $371,000 Tax Liens

Human Jessica Rabbit: Woman Undergoes Plastic Surgery to Resemble Busty Cartoon Character

Move over, Human Barbie . And, sadly, make room for Human Jessica Rabbit. Penny Brown is a 25-year old woman who has undergone major plastic surgery over the years in order to resemble the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? vixen. Why bring this cartoon character to life? “I think she is incredibly sexy and there’s a real power and strength to her character,” Brown tells The Daily Mirror. “I’ve always wanted to copy that.” “At five I was already thinking about breast implants.” That’s… abnormal. Even Kylie Jenner would say it’s a tad young. To accomplish this unusual goal, Brown squeezed into a 23-inch corset for up to 23 hours a day and had two breast augmentations. She took her boobs from a 34H to a 36O cup as a result. That’s… large. Even Kim Kardashian would agree. A native of Australia, Penny now resides in Okinawa, Japan and is reportedly planning MORE breast enhancement surgery. Yes. More. Why, you ask? Bcause she doesn’t think her knockers can ever be “big enough.” Well, you might as well aim high. Fortunately, Brown’s husband is on board with this mass makeover, so really, what’s stopping her at this point? He tells The Mirror that his wife “is as close to Jessica Rabbit as any mere mortal can get,” adding: “Her shape is exciting and interesting.” It sure is something, alright! It sure is something. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.

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Human Jessica Rabbit: Woman Undergoes Plastic Surgery to Resemble Busty Cartoon Character

Dude Picks Fight with the Wrong Guy and Other Videos of the Day

Father Paddles His Kids for Shop Lifting – In Public… Customer Disarmed Robber Goat Riding a Man in Ethiopia Drunk FIght Turns Nasty Suicide Jumper Hits Train…

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Lena Dunham’s Shit Stoned Underwear of the Day

Lena Dunham posted a pictures of her disgusting ass, that has no business really existing, but that does exist thanks to idiot execs who don’t know what’s up, or who think they know what’s up, and figure that they might as well use some connected pig because they are friends with her parents, and figure that it would be an interesting angle, or social commentary, by saying “we don’t need pretty people on TV, ugly people fuck too”…to make a show more relatable, even though none of us want to see ugly people talk about sex, since we fuck ugly people everyday, and that kind of reality doesn’t belong on TV…even though it ended up working… Well now she’s showing the world her gross underwear with shit stains on them, because, she’s already made at least one person vomit, she might as well embrace that shit and go deeper and deeper into new realms of disgusting…. Thanks for being so innovative pig.

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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie of the Day

Barbara Fialho is a Brazilian Model… She has been topless for “fashion”…which is code for being topless for money…which is a synonym of stripper/hooker…because that’s all any of us really are…just idiots whoring ourselves out for the good life any way we can…and if you’re a model who got to the Victoria’s Secret level, amongst all the competition, you didn’t do it without suckin’ some dick…. The fact is that if you were her you’d do the same, and more importantly, if you were working the casting couch, you’d encourage it, since all these babes are rolling through and putting you in the power position, you might as well take advantage of that… Here she is modelling some lingerie looking’ good…

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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Taryn Andreatta for GQ Italia of the Day

Taryn Andreatta is some model/artist which is code for doing silly things naked and pretending there is a higher purpose, and the reality is, anything that gets anyone naked, for any reason, is alright with me…I figure if you need to pretend dressing up like a wild half naked titty exposed animal is actually spreading some kind of message about cruelty to animals, or choosing a vegetarian life, I am all for it. I will smile and nod while staring, however, If you are up on some philanthropic or saving the fucking forrest, hippie, shit, you sure as hell better be showing off your bush, for me to really believe what you’re trying to sell…. Either way, interesting visuals, artistic, or full of shit, you decide, while staring at tit.

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Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

[pics removed] Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh. What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates… So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce… Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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