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Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Berrak Tuzunatac is some Turkish actress from Instabul…I once knew someone from Turkey…and he told me when he was growing up him and his buddies would fuck dogs cuz they weren’t allowed to jerk off or fuck women…until one day getting caught because one of them got stuck in the dog…but that cab driver wasn’t Berrak Tuzunatac ….who is modeling bikinis like a good little Turkish actress…who clearly is the kind of Muslim you racist Americans can get into…because not all Muslims dress like fucking Ninjas or hate the Jews….some Muslims are just babes…who get half naked…and the only thing they blow up are my pants…if you know what I mean….fucking terrorist…

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Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS …or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets… [gallery

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Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic. Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Isabeli Fontana …is a bikini and lingerie model who started modeling bikinis and underwear when she was 16….and age you probably wouldn’t want to hire your neighbor’s kid to model lingerie for your personal photoshoot…because that’s the kind of thing that will get you arrested for being a sex offender…while it is the kind of thing that generates major corporate funding and sponsorship…when it’s done for a magazine… I always found that weird… But not as weird as a naked girl in pictures…not looking naked at all…cuz she’s strategically posing and might as well be wearing clothes…that upsets me…. Happy thanksgiving….

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Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day

I wish this Lindsay Lohan lawsuit shit was a hell of a lot more erotic…but instead shit is just weird….even depressing…and I figure if I want a convict to masturbate to…I might as well just hire one off the street who is way less maintenance than this white collar crime bullshit…I like my unstable women a little less hollywood and a lot more down on their fucking luck to find their next hit…not to order their next meal at their 5 star hotel’s room service. Lohan coulda been saved…but I am pretty sure – she’s fallen off so hard she can’t get back up…ever….all while wasting the tax payers money with spoiled brat bullshit. But I’ll still believe there’s hope cuz I am a Lohan believer….and I know like a phoenix she will rise from the ashes and win an academy award…that or die of an overdose alone in her hotel room…either way…I mourn her or at least what she was….. This is just a cry for media attention…and I’m buying into it – cuz I have a crush on her.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day

Megan Fox Appearance on the Wedding Band of the Day

Some show I’ve never heard of called The Wedding Band…has just leaked a clip of Megan Fox’s bad acting in what is probably her first job in the last couple years…you know since David from 90210 brain washed her into having his baby and throwing her career away because he loved her and made her back when no one knew who she was and everyone else around wouldn’t be into her for her…but into her….for her hot famous body….in a strategy that worked for him….. But none of that explains TBS’ pathetic attempt to get some attention to this garbage by throwing this has been twat into the mix in an episode that Airs November 17….and that she’s wearing a crop top belly reveling shirt in…. But more importantly…none of that explains why I like watching her in low level acting in action….but her hot body does…

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Megan Fox Appearance on the Wedding Band of the Day

Candace Bailey Sexy in Men’s Health December 2012 of the Day

Candace Bailey is some might as well be 40 year old from some pretty much low level G4 TV show for nerds cuz nerds are loyal that I should probably not call low level because it has featured me at least once and that would be ungrateful and cunty of me…. She’s making some really low level appearance in Men’s Health December gift guide bullshit….wearing a bikini… Which I guess is worth looking at….even if you’re not one of her hundreds of fans who are building sex dolls in her image…cuz you believe she’s actually into video games and nerd shit…when in reality she’s in it for the money and the stepping stone to bigger deal shit….even though she’s not 20 anymore….and married…and hanging on hard….

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Candace Bailey Sexy in Men’s Health December 2012 of the Day

Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes of the Day

Rosie Jones may not have the best face in the game…and she may not even have the best body…or the best tits…but they are pretty fucking lovely….and fighting a pretty good fight for the fucking title…all thanks to her willingness to embrace her skill set….and realize that she might as well showcase, broadcast and exploit the shit as hard as she can…because it will make her more money than anything else she puts her mind to.. There is nothing more annoying than seeing a babe…or at least a girl with a rockin’ body working a shitty job…instead of embracing her “talent” and doing something life changing like this. I am some Tony Robbins motherfucker when it comes to convincing girls to getting naked for success….I should make an infomercial…. Here are some topless outtakes from a recent shoot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Camille Rowe Hot Photoshoot By Pam Hanson of the Day

Camille Rowe …is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success… Camille Rowe wins. [gallery

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Camille Rowe Hot Photoshoot By Pam Hanson of the Day