Kate Upton made it official by unveiling her new cover at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch Party, and she wasn’t the only SI model there showing off her work. Still, I don’t get why they had these girls hold up their pictures on the red carpet like some 10-year-old posing with their A+ math test. Why not get them back in their bikinis to recreate the proud moment instead? Now that would be a real party. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
Here’s former Miss World and Playboy covergirl Rosanna Davison doing some Valentine’s-themed modeling at Brown Thomas, and doing guys everywhere a serious public service. Because if you bought your lady friend lingerie for Valentine’s Day, you might as well return it, since there’s no way in hell she’ll look half as good in it as Rosanna does in hers. So save yourself the inevitable disappointment and just go with chocolates instead. And while you’re at it, maybe a gym membership too. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com
It makes me uncomfortable that all the gossip blogs and men’s sites post Mackayla Maroney bikini pics…she’s only 17…and when watching her KEEK video…it’s safe to say that’s way fucking younger than it may seem….she might as well be 12 in this shit….maybe because of her OLYMPIC GYMNAST HORMONE THERAPY…..or maybe 17 is just fucking young….so for those of you who are into her bikini pics…cuz you figure if she’s old enough to represent your country at war…in the Olympics than she’s old enough to stare at….and you know she knows the creeps are following her…and you know she loves the attention…cuz all pro athletes or olympic athletes…from the swim team to the track team….get nasty while on the road…seriously pregnancy scares all day….everyday Here’s the pic…that I feel uncomfortable posting but I am posting anyway.
Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing… Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it… But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…
Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…except maybe for the one hard nipple pic – that escaped being edited out by not being a Victoria’s Secret tame as hell shoot…but instead being some sporty bootleg ROXY/Billabong looking shit that is hardly the kind of bikini shoot I could really jerk off to…. I mean I get that these models need to go corporate to pay for their lavish lifestyles when men and the client isn’t paying…but as a corporation hiring her, they should have a responsibility to be true to her as an artist….and artist who normally gets topless.
The mystery of the megging revealed… Lil Wayne Addresses Criticism Over His Fashion Choices There’s been plenty of speculation and head scratching over why YMCMB bossman Lil Wayne continues to grace stages, television screens and even his children’s birthday parties wearing skin tight pants that were originally made for women. Too many mollys? Too much syrup? Not enough testosterone? Well, Weezy’s ready to put all the talk to rest once and for all. He recently sat down with MTV to answer the million dollar question. MTV News To say that Lil Wayne marches to the beat of his own drum would be an understatement, so it’s no surprise then that the YMCMB honcho is totally comfortable with his image and style. Following his 2011 VMAs performance Weezy’s animal print jeggings made headlines for weeks, but he never let it bother him. “I just did it because it’s what I felt like doing,” Wayne said of his attire, looking back on that night. “I do reflect on that. I look at things like [that and think] ‘wow. ‘I got so criticized.” “I get all [of these] questions about, ‘why you got all these tattoos on your face?’ what does that mean?” he continued, explaining some of the other criticisms he’s received. “You can’t turn on the TV and find an artist without a tattoo somewhere…if you don’t [have a tattoo] you’re tryna be too different. If you don’t have a tattoo, you’re Drake!” Daayyyuuumm. Even Wayne knows his best-selling artist is a marshmallow man. Drizzy might as well just go ahead and embrace it all the way to the bank. We won’t be mad.
Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sofia Vergara has come a long fucking way from being a broken down 20 year old single mothered faced with stripping or re-marrying rich….so she gets the importance of her ridiculous tits…and how at 40 and an Emmy winner…she owes a lot to them…so she might as well celebrate them and put them on blast on set…cuz really they are all that fucking matter….and I’m thankful for that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Newly-single Selena Gomez was out rocking a tight pair of leggings and playing with her phone, and while I’m always hoping for more out of her, I guess this is about as good as we’re going to get. So we might as well enjoy it. Anyway, I can only assume she was trying to text me for a mid-afternoon booty call. I wonder why I didn’t get it. Weird. I’m going to have to call the phone company about this. Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: FameFlynet
