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Kate Upton’s Profile Gives Her Away

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kate Upton is trying to lay low while she figures out how to steal the hottest bustiest blonde title away from Helen Flanagan , because here she is going relatively incognito. I know most people wouldn’t recognize Kate while she’s wearing clothes, but it’s still not a great disguise. Those funbags are a dead giveaway, especially for someone who’s spent so much time studying them like me. So Kate might as well just change into a bikini, since she’s not fooling anyone anyway. Please? Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Helen Flanagan Is The New Queen of Cleavage!

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sorry Kate Upton, but I just don’t think you’re coming back from Helen Flanagan ‘s 1-2 punch today. We might as well crown her the #1 bustiest blonde model now. I mean, it was hot enough when she came down with a case of nipple-itis earlier , but now here she is practically busting out of her top for some PETA event. Anyway, I know how Kate’s feeling. These pictures knocked me out too. Wow. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heather Graham in Maxim of the DAy

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time, around 10-15 years ago, when Heather Graham was not 45 fucking years old…. You know, when she was Rollergirl, all heavy set tits and nice thick 70s bush for her breakout role as a pornstar in Boogie Nights……. Now sure, at 43, she’s still got it going on, but I don’t understand why she’d be out doing photoshoots, when she could just re-release her old shit. It’s like we don’t need a new Heather Graham set of pics, she had her time, she did what she had to do, she’s got enough money to retire and fade away gracefully. We have archive footage of her at her prime and I don’t see the point in documenting her aging or demise, even if she’s better than most 43 year olds…because at 43 in Hollywood, even if you still look good in a bikini, you might as well be 100 fucking years old. But I guess Maxim is struggling and has nothing else going on, so they gotta do what they gotta do to stay afloat, kinda like Heather Graham, reliving the glory days of 1998. Menopause is never hot….

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Kat Von D’s See Through Catsuit of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Kat Von D was into Nazi porn fetishes like she was Sandra Bullock….well now she’s into walking around in tight black see through outfits without underwear on that you can make out ass tattoos in…but you can’t make out aryan white power pussy…despite being engaged to a Jewish DJ, throwing away that whole angle…. But based on her sex appeal, she might as well should be a nazi. I’m not into her at all because tattoos are disgusting even though everyone has them now…but I’m posting it anyway..because see through must always be celebrated. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Osment’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment, who we all know from her role in The Sixth Sense, when she used to be a pre-pubescent boy, before being ruined by puberty and forced to use his child star, Oscar nominee money, on getting the chop. A chop that allowed him to become this girl who is always in her bikini, because he knows what the people want, and he knows if he’s spent all this time and money on the sex change he might as well show off his assets, because ultimately, he was a boy once, and he knows that boys like sluts. Not that posting a bikini pic makes you a slut, having a vagina does.

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Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist… So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home…. I’m into it….

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Megan Fox Struggling of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival… Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

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Penelope Cruz in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to bang a girl who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because they both had massive noses….the only difference was that she wasn’t Penelope Cruz and just had a big nose…..meaning two things…the first – that Penelope Cruz rocks a big nose, something we all hate better than any girl…..I mean so good she’s even hotter than girls with normal sized noses……the second…that she makes other big nosed girls thing they shouldn’t get a nose job even when they should…. Here she is on the beach, pregnant with Javier’s baby, looking better than most pregnant chicks…because I guess Penelope Cruz is one of those girls who could make herpes scabs look awesome…cuz let’s face it…pregnancy is the worst STD around…. Here’s the video: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jodie Marsh Posts Pics of Fun Underwear on Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering if there’s a life after Glamour Modeling…..just turn to Jodie Marsh and you will see that so much changes when you pull out of that topless for lad mag world….that you’ve just grown out of…and feel like giving the young blood the opportunity to takeover…..it leaves you dying for attention…and posting your “favorite” underwear…that might as well not even be underwear….but rather spread lip…on instagram….and it’s fucking amazing…

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My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Topless in GQ Turkey of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters… Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go. (that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance) She’s perfect…. Here’s the behind the scenes video…

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