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Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators…. BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws. Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages. After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search. “Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper. “If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper. “You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff” “Yes ma’am.” The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices. From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would. The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is… I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…

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Bikini Girls Get Cavity Search on Side of Highway of the Day