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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

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Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right? Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me. She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison…. Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram… I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…

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Helen Lindes in a Bikini of the Day

Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago. That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies… She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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A Man and his Watermelon Machete Show of the Day

Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve… I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.

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Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed…. I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way. But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

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Rihanna’s Awesome See Through Top of the Day

I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too. Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it… She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Wears Short Shorts

Lately I’ve been talking about how Selena Gomez needs to follow in Miley Cyrus ‘ footsteps and start developing a little a lot more sex appeal. And it looks like somebody in her army of handlers and stylists has been listening, because here she is in some seriously hot short shorts. It’s a great start, now Selena just needs to keep the streak going with some bikini pictures, or better yet, by going commando under a see-through dress. Now that she’s committed to it, might as well go all out, right? Photos: Fameflynet

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Selena Gomez Wears Short Shorts

Lately I’ve been talking about how Selena Gomez needs to follow in Miley Cyrus ‘ footsteps and start developing a little a lot more sex appeal. And it looks like somebody in her army of handlers and stylists has been listening, because here she is in some seriously hot short shorts. It’s a great start, now Selena just needs to keep the streak going with some bikini pictures, or better yet, by going commando under a see-through dress. Now that she’s committed to it, might as well go all out, right? Photos: Fameflynet

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Naya Rivera Strip Poker Pics For Complex of the Day

I still have no idea who Naya Rivera is, but I guess I could google her, but I am lazy and figure you might as well, because I don’t think who she is or what she does really matters, all that matters is that she’s half naked up in these pics for complex, because really, that’s all anything with a vagina is good for… I mean sure they can make you dinner, make you babies, even tell you how to put a car in reverse, and if you’re lucky, they can move furniture…and sure some are doctors and lawyers and shit…but their vaginas only count when half naked..#fact. To See The Story and More Pics Follow This Link

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