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Miley Cyrus’ Ridiculous Dress of the Day

I can’t get enough Miley, even if the rest of her think she’s some over-exposed, entitled spoiled brat cunt who has taken the key people in hip hop and turned them into some candy coated, hostess twinkie, motherfuckers who are all soft and not gangster, because they do beats for Disney stars, and not fake gangabangers…because those people don’t realize the entire music industry is a fucking lie… Her body, may not be all that exciting, you may think it is similar to what Bieber would look like in a mesh dress with Pasties, but you know that there is a vagina under all this bullshit, and that vagina is probably really annoying to hang out with, probably very stretched out by the hip hop cock it has groupied on, very expensive and annoying because it’s had everything handed to it all these years, but still worth fucking visiting if you had the fucking chance… I think she’s hot, and there’s a reason she’s number 1 on Youtube and the charts and all that shit…I mean it’s pop music, it’s always gonna suck, it might as well suck half naked…literally. To SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT THIS iHeartRadio Event….. CLICK HERE

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Krysten Ritter Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work… I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had… But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

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Khloe Kardashian Konfidant Konfirms Separation, "Sad Situation" with Lamar Odom

In the face of ongoing infidelity and drug rumors, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom remain married. But a friend of the former’s tells People Magazine in a new interview: the couple might as well not be. “They’re separated for the moment,” says this insider. ” Khloé is spending many nights at her mom’s house and Lamar is at his place [in] downtown [L.A.]” Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom Separated Everyday seems to bring with it worse and worse news for the formerly in-love twosome. Most recently, a report claimed Khloe has cut Lamar off and the basketball star has been forced to pawn jewelry to feed his crack habit. Polina Polonsky, meanwhile, alleges that Odom totally built crack pipes in her home. “The whole situation is so sad,” the People source adds. “She wants to save her marriage, but Lamar doesn’t and he’s not in his right mind to do so. So what can Khloé do?” Not a great deal, unfortunately. Kardashian continues to film scenes for Keeping Up with the Kardashians and has been trying to put on a brave Instagram face, but another family friend says the relationship is doomed. “I believe Lamar is the one who wants out [of the marriage],” this mole says. “It’s not looking good.”

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Hilariousness: Joe Budden “Cries” For Tahiry To Come Back To Him On Instagram [Video]

This is PURE COMEDY… Joe Budden Posts Video Of Himself Singing To His Ex Jersey-born lyricist and jean vest connoisseur Joe Budden may be able to officially ad professional comedian to his resume sooner than later. Between his countless comedic clapbacks full of slander towards anyone who comes at him sideways and his ability to even laugh at his own overly-emo, waffle colored ways on occasion, the laughs never stop. Keeping with that theme, Joe recently posted this photo and caption from a recent event…. …after 2 days earlier posting this video of himself “breaking down” to Jodeci’s “Cry For You” song in light of his break up with on again, off again big-bootied boo thang Tahiry earlier this summer. Pure. Comedy. These two might as well just get back together already, riiigghht? Continue reading

Myla Sinanaj’s Anti-Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Trailer of the Day

Myla Sinanaj is some big booty bitch who “dated” Kris Humphries after his whole 5 minutes of marriage with Kim Kardashian tabloid fodder…and in efforts to keep her big booty relevant, because dating an athlete got her in the tabloids riding Kim Kardashians’ fat tail, she might as well continue the trend and film her own sex tape that she’s spinning as being better than Kim Kardashian’s tape and that includes anal…but not just any anal, anal she is pretending is being taken from her for the first time….on video…by some Kris Humphries lookalike for all your Kris Humphries and the big bottomed women he loves fetishists…that is anti-Kim Kardashian….released by the homies at VIVID. I haven’t seen the video, but I am going to say I love it and I appreciate her effort in making this happen. I also love the concept of making it a battle sex tape, you know going up against KIM K like it was the WWE….it’s funny. Not as funny as any girl who is groupie-ing on an athlete, getting hooked on his past, who looks like she is probably a professional at this kind of thing, finally accepting her fate and fucking on camera, even though she doesn’t have the money or contacts Kim Kardashian had, making you think she may just end up fading out like so many sex tapes before her, but still leaving a legacy for anyone to cross reference in the event this does work out for her…even though all odds are against it… Sure she’s not my kind of girl, you know thick, rocking booty generally don’t like, but I love this classy shit….it’s fucking amazing and worth watching…. TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE NSFW TRAILER CLICK HERE or…. Visit Vivid.com

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Nina Agdal in Some Lingerie of the Day

Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars… Here she is posing in underwear… Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE

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Isla Fisher Panty Flash of the Day

The wind is our friend. Isla Fisher, not so much. I mean bitch obviously didn’t get the memo that you’re not supposed to wear underwear with your little flimsy skirt that the wind can easily blow up…you know to keep it sexy..unless you have your period in which case you can wear underwear…even though I like the tampon string…it’s a sign of fertility, a wet pussy, a horny girl, and not pregnant….but make the underwear just a little sexier than this old lady, cotton, full bottomed shit that might as well be pants… I like when the wind collaborates with us, if the girl involved with being exposed by the wind, is collaborating with us too, otherwise, shit just ends up confusing…like whatever is going on here.. Side note, I have no idea who Isla Fisher is… To See the REst of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kate Bosworth for Instyle UK September of the Day

You wanna know what I like? Kate Bosworth, cuz she’s some hot old enough to be a mom, who doesn’t look like a mom because she probably hasn’t had a kid yet, but she has probably had at least one abortion. You know an actor, from whipped cream bikini fame, turned nobody, turned model, all tall and lean, who even in her old age is looking amazing…who unlike most 39 year olds, hasn’t let her looks go to shit,even if her vagina has…because as long as their clothed, no one needs to see the damage done from baby making or at least trying to baby make, like with Kate Bosworth, I’m sure she’s had so much cum in her that if we were to fill a bath tub with it… it’d be disgusting, but when she’s showing off her thin legs, in pictures none of that matters…In fact I am kinda into it.

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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

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