At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls… I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them… Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013
I haven’t seen Wolf of Wallstreet but every motherfucker won’t shut up about it….and more importantly won’t shut up about Margot Robbie and her nude scene – so I figure, since celebrity nudity is what I built this empire on, I might as well post it…because lets face it, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life isn’t celebrated enough…might as well be reminded that he was paid millions to do this…because if you don’t wake up thinking you suck at life…you don’t matter…. I have never heard of Margot Robbie – But I have seen her naked and so have you.
Lais Navarro is a Brazilian model that I have never heard of but that I assume is like all other Brazilian models…hot bodied….with a face that doesn’t matter…and I guess with Genitals that don’t matter, even though historically the hottest Brazilian women are actually dudes, when the actual brazilian women are just fat..with genitals that might as well be dudes…because they look like deflated testicles…but that’s just rumors, it’s not like I moved to Brazil and pretended to be an gynecologist to see the pussies of the country…but that would be my kind of fraud… Here she is doing a campaign for Nasty Gal that involves her in lingerie – photoshopped – nipple-less and still looking hot
Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now… I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care… But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me… She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…
If you’re going to organize a protest, you might as well do it the Soviet way which is more hardcore than how Americans do it…cuz it involves a group of girls pissing on a picture of the president, it’s a far more fun than listening to people whine on facebook. Go big or go home.. I don’t know or care what they are protesting, I am just all about their cause.
Remember what I said earlier about Lindsay Ellingson having my favorite Halloween costume? Yeah, forget all that. Because Miley Cyrus in Lil’ Kim’s famous VMAs outfit is twenty times hotter. So sorry everybody that thought they would be all clever and dress as Miley at the VMAs this year, she’s got you beat. We might as well call this thing now.
So after creeping Selena Gomez ‘s Instagram for bikini pictures earlier, I figured we’d keep the good times rolling with these stalker paparazzi pictures of Selena at the pool. Granted, there’s more robe than bikini in some of these, but considering the amount of skin that Selena usually shows, these might as well be published in Playboy , so enjoy. » view all 11 photos Fameflynet
According to a new report, Khloe Kardashian is afraid to divorce Lamar Odom. Because she’s afraid of being alone? No. Because she’s afraid Odom will kill himself. Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom Divorce Watch On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , Khloe said her husband was in a “deep low.” She also noted that Odom was very depressed and going through many emotional issues. The episode, of course, was filmed many weeks ago and Lamar’s problems – with drugs and other women – have only spiraled out of control ever since. Now, an insider confirms to TMZ that an official split between Khloe and Lamar is “inevitable,” but Kardashian is worried about the timing and the effect it will have on an already-fragile Odom. Quite simply, she fears he will overdose or somehow commit suicide if the couple were to divorce. There are no plans in the immediate future for a divorce to take place, as Khloe has put her life on hold in order to help Lamar. But at some point she must put herself first. It’s just unclear when that will that will take place and, unfortunately, what the emotional fallout will be for all involved.
A lot of people were shocked by Chris Brown’s claim that he lost his virginity at eight (yes, eight) and is a “beast” in bed because he started so young. Rihanna is not one of those people. The singer knows that all of Chris’ practice in the bedroom paid off, according to insiders, and physical intimacy was never an issue in their relationship. Fists to the face? A different story. “The fact that he had sex when he was young wasn’t new or a secret to her,” the source says. “She and him had what they had and he was a beast in bed.” “She loved his sex,” another source close to to the star confirmed, but added, “Too bad he wasn’t a beast when it came to being emotionally secure.” Whether a source actually said that or not, it might as well be true, given the issues that plagued the duo back in the day and earlier this year. Jealousy? Insecurity? Tempers flaring? You name it. Chris Brown Lost Virginity at Age 8 Brown being a sex god was never in dispute, fortunately, so they can see eye to eye on something. His skills all date back to the mid-to-late ’90s. Chris told The Guardian that he lost his V-card at eight years old to a girl who was 14 or 15, having grown up watching porn with his older cousins. “We were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid,” Breezy recalls. “So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run,” he adds, noting that it paid off. “You can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.” If this report is to be believed, Rihanna isn’t questioning his claims that girls who have been with him “can’t complain.” About his sexual prowess, anyway. All other complaints re: Brown? Probably still fair game. Eight-year-old Chris getting it in: true or false ? True. You can’t make that up, and given his upbringing … False. He’s full of it and no way that’s even possible! View Poll »
For those of you don’t know, the Twins who sued Facebook for stealing their idea and who made 600,000,000 dollars because of it, have gone onto start a high quality porn magazine that’s not marketed as a porn mag, but that is more on the fashion and art tip, because advertisers like that, but more importantly, hot aspiring models are more willing to get naked for that… The rumor is that they only started the magazine cuz they are rich as fuck and it allows them to throw huge parties and fuck hot girls…and I figure if you’re rich as fuck, you might as well do something like this, because in the process we all get to experience a bit of the fun… THis Glam shot was done by Ben Watts, he’s the main photographer at Victoria’s Secret, and more importantly, I think you can see labia… Treats magazine is our friend.
