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Firefighter Story of the Day

So some bitch decided she wanted to work in a man’s job as a fireman and didn’t like what came with the job….which was a boss who made fun of her period, her saggy tits, simulated masturbating and oral sex with the hose and nicknamed his gentials for her…so she did what any useless cunt who can’t take a joke and who figures she might as well ruin a motherfucker’s life while getting herself some kind of settlement so she can retire and ratted him out…. Firemen live in a fucking firehouse for 5 days at a time. They spend 24 hours a day showering together, sleeping together, eating together, working out together and the second you throw pussy in the mix, downtime obviously becomes about the pussy. It’s like that in any aspect of life….if you’re sitting on your couch doing nothing and a bitch walks in, you’re gonna try to bang her or at least talk dirty to her….. So she wanted that life, signed up for that life and turned her back on a brotherhood that goes back generations of brave dudes who save each other’s lives while saving our lives on the daily….and I say that her other co-workers should show her what sexual harrasment charges does to their bond while letting her burn up in the next local fire…. I hate uptight twats more than I hate myself…..

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Rest in peace Floppy disk – Sony to stop production

If you have a few 1.44 MB 3.5 inch floppy disks laying around, you might as well preserve them to show it to your grand kids because you won't be able to get them anymore…. http://itgrunts.com/2010/04/28/rest-in-peace-floppy-disk-sony-to-stop-production… added by: itgrunts

Katie Holmes: There is NO ESCAPE!

This is one of our favorite recycled stories in Hollywood. If you’ve got nothin’ some week and you’ve got magazines to print, this one’s in the ol’ “In Case of Emergency, Break Open Celebrity Gossip Glass” Vault. For Star , this moment came for the second time in under two months. In early March, they ran an “expose” on Katie Holmes being held against her will . This week, it’s about her “tortured life” and why “she can never leave Tom.” Why can’t she? We haven’t read the full made-up story, but we have theories: She actually loves family life with Tom and Suri Cruise . Money. Yup, that about covers it. We look forward to reading the June edition, guys. Keep up the good work … and look how miserable she looks in this old pic! THERE IS NO ESCAPE : The clutches of Tom Cruise? Unbreakable . To illustrate the hilarity of how frequently and blatantly the tabloids run with this one, click to enlarge past renditions of this classic gossip fable (although sometimes they decide to mix things up and make her pregnant instead):

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Will.I.Am Gets It Started

Will.I.Am was on hand to throw the first pitch at the Dodgers game. We love everything about his outfit from the all white to the baby blue blazer. Hey, if ya gotta sweat it out…you might as well look good doing it.

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Bus Driver Molestor of the Day

So this retard bus driver was taking a retarded girl home and decided he might as well get some sex from her cuz ever since he was younger and loved the show Life Goes On, he wanted to feel a Downs Syndrome pussy….and figued she probably doesn’t have real high standards you know, cuz she’s retarded, but his whole plan of seduction backfired when she pushed him off, cuz he crossed the line of appropriate cuz she wasn’t in the mood to give up her retard pussy…even though you’d think she was in the mood based on how often she masturbated in a given hour…I used to work in a retard home and playing with their your own genitals was the retard way of life… As I am concered all pussy is created equal..if it works then its worth fucking and if the bus driver wasn’t the bigger fucking retard in the situation he would have tried to get up inside someone more severely retarded who can’t talk and express themselves so that no one ever finds out about his hustle…. Either way, I think this dude was just doing community service, you know, make a girl feel like a sex object and not like a freak of nature and he deserves the key to the fucking city.

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Izabel Goulart is Topless of the Day

I like these Victoria’s Secret models because they are one step away from being pornstars because they don’t get fucked but they do get naked…It’s like they get paid real big money to get half naked and once they get comfortable being half naked and develop a bit of an ego, they figure that as long as the gig is “classy” they might as well get fully naked and show the world what they’ve been hiding behind a skimpy bikini the last few months….It’s this whole art and fashion versus porn and eroticism that makes these girls feel like they aren’t smut trash trying to pay for baby formula like a common stripper but are instead making some kind of statement, but to the end user, which is you and me, we still get to see tit, whether it’s classy or for fashion or art or just because the bitch is an exhibitionist whore….so justify it however you want, I just know I like the whole no clothes pictures and hope quality bitches like this keep it up.

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Avril Lavigne is a Common Whore Making Out in Public of the Day

Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Nipple of the Day

I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face….. If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue. Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews

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’90s Teen Idols: Where Are They Now?

Link: http://www.celebuzz.com/90s-teen-idol… JTT, I miss you. Read