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Diaper Cakes

No, no one's baking with Pampers. But apparently, it's an actual trend to give new parents gifts of diapers arranged to look like tiered cakes. Diaper cakes can be used as centerpieces at parties, for nursery decoration, or to fool guests into thinking that they might be getting actual cake. The Best Links: How To Make A Diaper Cake View

Music Review Cliche Bingo

Music blogs like to use the same enigmatic cliches in their reviews, so we might as well enjoy it. Collect all 4 bingo boards at Flavorwire . View

Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday. Pics via Fame

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Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

David Beckham Tears ACL; Abs Thankfully Fine

Soccer star David Beckham is expected to miss the World Cup after apparently tearing his Achilles’ tendon Sunday in A.C. Milan’s 1-0 victory over Chievo Verona. Beckham pulled up unchallenged in the center circle, hopped on his right leg, fell to the turf and shouted “It’s broken, it’s broken !” as he was carried off in tears. He is expected to fly to Finland today to have surgery. “He felt the muscle begin to come up, which is a typical symptom when you break an Achilles’ tendon,” Milan Coach Leonardo told Sky Sports. “It’s a real blow.” David Beckham’s ACL is torn, but the rest of that bod is okay . The loss was also a blow for England’s World Cup hopes, but likely not a devastating one since Beckham was not even assured a place on Fabio Capello’s roster. England’s national team is strongest in midfield, where David plays. Losing Wayne Rooney or Steven Gerrard would be far, far more troubling to their chances. Serious soccer analysis aside, the injury could put his entire soccer career in peril, but on the plus side, that’d leave much more time for underwear modeling . You gotta look on the bright side, right? You don’t need two functional ACLs to have a functional David Beckham shirtless . Might as well retire now, eh, Becks?

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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Staging PDAs, Photo Ops?

While Angelina Jolie shoots The Tourist in Paris, Brad Pitt is tagging along and playing Mr. Mom. He is also appearing in photos with her a lot more than usual. Just yesterday, Brad hung around while Jolie shot a caf

Mena Suvari’s Lame Stripper Tattoos

Is it just me or is Mena Suvari strange looking? She looks like a hot alien from Star Trek that Captain Kirk bangs behind a moon rock. Here she is at some fashion show all dress up and showing off her body art. I’ve spent a lot of time in strip clubs so I’ve seen my fair share of sh#tty tattoos, but these are retarded. A lion? Really? You might as well have Luke Skywalker flying a unicorn through a f@#king rainbow. Let me guess, the lion is a symbol of empowerment that helps you get through your nights of rubbing your lady parts all over drunken old dudes. Wait, are we still talking about the strippers?

Toyota Ripped Off Zappa!

Might as well just call it Zappa trucks. We'll let you have it, 'Toyota'. He already has a spider named after him anyway. View

Karina Smirnoff Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

I think this is a pretty good attempt at the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose , but Karina Smirnoff could’ve used a little more arch in her back. I know I’m being picky, but if you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right.

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Katharine McPhee Works It

Now even though I can appreciate Katherine McPhee putting herself through a vigorous workout, I don’t appreciate the outfit she has on. This is the type of sh%t you see worn on the Biggest Loser .

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Katharine McPhee Works It

Is It Tiger Woods? Or Bigfoot?

Did someone finally capture Tiger Woods on film? Sightings of the elusive golfer all over the world have become so commonplace he might as well be Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster or…

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Is It Tiger Woods? Or Bigfoot?