Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene, or The Bitch Who Came Out of No Where and Everyone Seems to be Talking About, as I like to refer to her….and she’s going to the Doctor. I don’t know about you but when I see a girl going into or coming out of a Doctor’s office, I always wonder why she is in there. Could it be getting a routine check up, or does it have more to do with something disgusting and embarrassing that she needs sorted the fuck out.

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Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic

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WOW Woman Seriously Desperate for Cock of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I need to play more videogames with virgin, socially awkward weird people.

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A Monkey Urinated on Kim Kardashian

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dear Reggie Bush: Please propose or knock up Kim Kardashian soon. In the absence of a ring on her finger or a fetus growing inside her, look at what your girlfriend has resorted to for attention

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A Monkey Urinated on Kim Kardashian

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Brittany Murphy Funeral Set for Christmas Eve

Posted on December 23, 2009 by | Leave a comment

Sadly, Christmas is an afterthought for Brittany Murphy’s grief-stricken family. E! News has learned that the Girl, Interrupted star will be laid to rest on Christmas Eve at Forest…

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Amy Winehouse Charged With Assault…Again

Posted on December 23, 2009 by | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse started 2009 off with an assault charge and might as well end it with one too, right? It’s not like she’s about to grow and learn from her mistakes or anything

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Give Us Your Best Holiday Travel Horror Stories

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are plenty of stressful things during the holidays—office parties, shopping, family—but there is nothing worse than travel. We want to hear your worst holiday travel stories, and we want them now. All aboard! The combination of horrible weather and too many people trying to get home to the warm embrace of the family hearth in time for December 25 makes this a perfect storm of logistical nightmares.

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